joe christianni poser of metal[views:33603][posts:215]______________________________________ [Feb 8,2005 8:35pm - posercrusher ""] a new report smashyourenemys9: i want to know who the fuck is doing this shit to joe smashyourenemys9: if its you your dead smashyourenemys9: those assholes have no idea what theyre getting themselves into smashyourenemys9: if anyone of those shitheads on that website keep sayin shit id like them to say shit to me smashyourenemys9: tell em i said bring it on |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 8,2005 8:35pm - posercrusher ""] http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...ndID=5042257&Mytoken=20050208173339 that is this persons myspace profile |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 8,2005 8:41pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] smashyourenemys9:So are you the one talking shit about joe? xbundynudiebarx:No I am not, however I noted that you are talking shit about the joe who is talking shit about the joe who is impostering the joe who is an imposter of joe and in this cycle of infinite regression surely you realize that numbers are the essence of all things. smashyourenemys9:I will delete your fucken eyes! xbundynudiebarx:Backslash esc oh noes faggot. smashyourenemys9:im serirus you faggot xbundynudiebarx:Now why would you use such hateful language, it causes problems in the community when one is so offensive to our gay neighbors...like joe. smashyourenemys9: you just said faggot, you faggot. xbundynudiebarx:No I didn't I closed the IM window so it never happened. smashyourenemys9: GAWARRRR???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2005 8:50pm - wakeoftears ""] This is in fact THE best thread ever. I am very happy there are things like this happening on this board. I dont know who this kid is, or even if I want to know him, but I love him already. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2005 8:52pm - wakeoftears ""] With my penis. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 8,2005 8:55pm - Abbath ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:smashyourenemys9:So are you the one talking shit about joe? xbundynudiebarx:No I am not, however I noted that you are talking shit about the joe who is talking shit about the joe who is impostering the joe who is an imposter of joe and in this cycle of infinite regression surely you realize that numbers are the essence of all things. smashyourenemys9:I will delete your fucken eyes! xbundynudiebarx:Backslash esc oh noes faggot. smashyourenemys9:im serirus you faggot xbundynudiebarx:Now why would you use such hateful language, it causes problems in the community when one is so offensive to our gay neighbors...like joe. smashyourenemys9: you just said faggot, you faggot. xbundynudiebarx:No I didn't I closed the IM window so it never happened. smashyourenemys9: GAWARRRR???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! hahahahahahha you can hear his brain exploding |
| ________________________________ [Feb 8,2005 9:03pm - tbone_r ""] have you been making jokes about a kid you don't even know? you're fucking dead!!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2005 9:05pm - lynch mobb ""] hey this band www.bloodstruckmetal.cjb.net has shows and i think this joe chrisitianni kid will be at em..... so im asking who wants to go to one of these shows to see this kid? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 8,2005 9:14pm - Abbath ""] i heard joe smells like cabbage and singings about numbers |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 8,2005 9:30pm - brendan south shore ""] joe christianni wears a shirt that me made that says "FUCK HARDCORE KIDS" |
| ________________________________ [Feb 8,2005 9:33pm - tbone_r ""] hahahhaha they're playing w/ 13 winters |
| _______________________________ [Feb 8,2005 9:50pm - Abbath ""] AHAHAHAHAHHA NO WAY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that just made my night! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 8,2005 10:52pm - posercrusher ""] joe christianni says "FSU are a buncha pansy bald assholes who can't take on true metalheads" |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 4:12am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] posercrusher said:joe christianni says "FSU are a buncha pansy bald assholes who can't take on true metalheads" But Joe isn't a true metalhead, he doesn't even know who Sodom is for fuck's sake. The Joe Christianni with the Blue Hills High School Football Team vs. FSU/KeithMutiny/Abbath/Me/Bill Brasky melee needs to happen soon if only to record all of this for Boston Beatdown 3. Plus I heard Henry Rollins was in the area and when i told him about Joe Christianni on AIM the other day he said that he wanted to beat the shit out of him and everyone associated with him. :nuke::doublehorns::nuke::spineyes::spineyes::spineyes::spineyes::spineyes: |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 4:30am - anonymous ""] JOE CHRISTIANNI Suffers from erectile dysfunction Still owns all of his Staind albums Wears a Staind t-shirt on a regular basis Used to get gang banged behind the old Arby's in Dorchester Hung out in the Pit at Harvard Square when he ran away from home His mom died from breast cancer His dad died in a dirtbike accident His sister died from a heart attack...while riding his dad's wang Repeated 3rd grade 3 times Has had sex with the entire Blue Hills Regional High School football team, that includes the equipment managers, the waterboy, and the kicker...twice When asked about Sodom he reportedly said, "Sorry I don't like screamo" When asked about Sepultura he reportedly said, "Is that the gay band Max Cavalier was in before Soulfly? Bumbaklatt boulata!" When asked about butt sex he reportedly said "Yes please" Radical Dirt Biker banged his mom twice before she died, three times after she died, and every night he whacks off to the breast he cut off of her corpse. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 9:15am - FecesForJesus ""] Where did all this scrap start? My guess is one of those flamboient hardcore kids from Norwood that is mad Joe is seeing Kady because they can't. I know Joe and everything that was posted is untrue. You don't even really know what he drives, a white saturn? wrong asshole. Also not that it matters anyways but I know for a fact he listens to Sodom and whats this bullshit about him saying you probablly don't even know Lamb of God? None of this is shit he would say. I'd like to see you try to beat his ass because 1)i know none of those posts were even him because none of that is something hed say and 2) he doesnt hang out at Walpole Mall, maybe a quick stop here and there for something. Some people just need a bullet right in between their fucking eyes and I'd be gald to help put it there. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 9,2005 9:33am - Abbath ""] ahhhhhh joe is friends with holy poop! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 10:01am - anonymous ""] FecesForJesus said:Where did all this scrap start? My guess is one of those flamboient hardcore kids from Norwood that is mad Joe is seeing Kady because they can't. I know Joe and everything that was posted is untrue. You don't even really know what he drives, a white saturn? wrong asshole. Also not that it matters anyways but I know for a fact he listens to Sodom and whats this bullshit about him saying you probablly don't even know Lamb of God? None of this is shit he would say. I'd like to see you try to beat his ass because 1)i know none of those posts were even him because none of that is something hed say and 2) he doesnt hang out at Walpole Mall, maybe a quick stop here and there for something. Some people just need a bullet right in between their fucking eyes and I'd be gald to help put it there. Hahahaha, now we're being threatened with handgun violence. (Although I'm sure the comeback will be, "I own 4 rifles not pansy handguns because I'm soooooooo metal!!!!1!!!") And I'm sure that all the "flamboient" hardcore kids are jealous that Joe is seeing an AIDS-ridden whore. But the major lesson from all of this is that Joe is most definately a poser, because he's gotten all pissed off over something people he doesn't even know wrote on a messageboard. If you need to post that you like certain bands and that you know about them you're a poser. Threatening to post your home address and challenging people to fight you over the internet shows how extremely insecure you are, it shows that you're worried about being seen as a poser who takes shit. Now go ahead, follow this up with: - "YOU LOSERS CAN SIT ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY! I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO!" -"OH YEAH? WELL ALL OF YOU ARE POSERS!" -"JOE IS MORE METAL THAN ALL OF YOU BECAUSE HE'S MY FRINED !E!!#!@!!!!!!!!211!!!!!111!!!!" -"I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS ANYMORE, POSERS!" |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 10:16am - FecesForJesus ""] first of all, i used to live in pennsylvania where there isnt much more to do than ride dirtbikes and shoot things so i do own a few guns but im not gonna bring them to mass. and get fucked over and i wasnt threatening you i was just simply implying that your probablly just another waste of life that needs to be shot. and second of all, seriously, who the fuck cares, youd think by this post that your in fucking middle school. i swear you really get off to thinking your pissing him off woooo........look at me i can make fun of kids online and then masturbate for hours because i feel good about myself. im guessing by all of your posts that your a very insecure person which is why your doing all of this. you were probablly molested as a child and still have problems with pissing your sheets everynight. theres a little thing called counciling and rubber pants you should check out.do you cry the whole time when you masturbate? and on that not im gonna go eat something. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 11:42am - XmikeX ""] i don't know any of you. and norwood sucks. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 12:28pm - vengefulandgodless ""] This is just getting weird:ralphie: |
| ________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 12:36pm - ricky ""] HAHAH how the hell did my aim name get on here lol...this is awesome all this scrap.....i never said anythign to anybody and i dont know any of you so how i im'd you and threatend you i have no idea.......but any ways you guys can keep comeing back here every hour and updateing your posts im gonna go back to my job with the rest of the adults that dont spend there time blogging all daywith each other over who knows who sodom is...and come on if i was gonna threaten someone it wouldnt be on return to the pit lol.. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 12:38pm - ricky ""] wait wait wait i just noticed this....lol by the way if your gonna use my name come up with better insults than im gonna delete your eyes...hahah this shit is awesome |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 12:43pm - vengefulandgodless ""] to me it sounds like JOE CHRISTIANNI ether threw someone out of a band or stole there girlfriend:tmnt1: |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 12:44pm - vengefulandgodless ""] ^while pretending to like sodom and wearing a vanilla ice T shirt of course |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 1:00pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] FecesForJesus said:first of all, i used to live in pennsylvania where there isnt much more to do than ride dirtbikes and shoot things so i do own a few guns but im not gonna bring them to mass. and get fucked over and i wasnt threatening you i was just simply implying that your probablly just another waste of life that needs to be shot. and second of all, seriously, who the fuck cares, youd think by this post that your in fucking middle school. i swear you really get off to thinking your pissing him off woooo........look at me i can make fun of kids online and then masturbate for hours because i feel good about myself. im guessing by all of your posts that your a very insecure person which is why your doing all of this. you were probablly molested as a child and still have problems with pissing your sheets everynight. theres a little thing called counciling and rubber pants you should check out.do you cry the whole time when you masturbate? and on that not im gonna go eat something. "YOU LOSERS CAN SIT ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY! I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO!" |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 1:01pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] ricky said:HAHAH how the hell did my aim name get on here lol...this is awesome all this scrap.....i never said anythign to anybody and i dont know any of you so how i im'd you and threatend you i have no idea.......but any ways you guys can keep comeing back here every hour and updateing your posts im gonna go back to my job with the rest of the adults that dont spend there time blogging all daywith each other over who knows who sodom is...and come on if i was gonna threaten someone it wouldnt be on return to the pit lol.. "YOU LOSERS CAN SIT ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY! I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO!" |
| ________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 4:54pm - tbone_r ""] who needs sodom when you have bloodstruck and 13 winters. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 5:52pm - lynch mobb ""] hahahaha wow SOMEONE is trying to act tough behind the computer |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 5:57pm - lynch mobb ""] wheres the lyrics to internet thug when i need em |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 6:06pm - lynch mobb ""] FecesForJesus said:Where did all this scrap start? My guess is one of those flamboient hardcore kids from Norwood that is mad Joe is seeing Kady because they can't. I know Joe and everything that was posted is untrue. You don't even really know what he drives, a white saturn? wrong asshole. Also not that it matters anyways but I know for a fact he listens to Sodom and whats this bullshit about him saying you probablly don't even know Lamb of God? None of this is shit he would say. I'd like to see you try to beat his ass because 1)i know none of those posts were even him because none of that is something hed say and 2) he doesnt hang out at Walpole Mall, maybe a quick stop here and there for something. Some people just need a bullet right in between their fucking eyes and I'd be gald to help put it there. hahahha what is this kid built like the giant from the princess bride or someshit? hahahahaha i gotta see who this nerd is, not to fight him just to laugh at him. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 6:10pm - Dissector ""] I just saw his myspace and the title was Sons Of Northern Darkness which thoroughly pissed me off. I like it when other people that isn't me get pissed off, this is fun. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 6:26pm - anonymous ""] lol i love how people who run screaming help from there house when they get there fucking ass beat act so tough online |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 6:29pm - anonymous ""] i dont know who this joe kid is but this is all priceless |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 6:36pm - anonymous ""] enough about joe...so i got this green poop..you think its from eating alot of fruit roll ups |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 6:42pm - KeithMutiny ""] i havent looked at this thread in a few days... but i would like to state for the record, i think i just peed myself a little laughing so hard, thank you... thank you all |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 6:49pm - KeithMutiny ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Feb 9,2005 8:35pm - Abbath ""] hahahahahahahahaha, this is losing its flava |
| ________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 8:40pm - tbone_r ""] for sean... You Come Around But You Have No Voice You Never Come Up To Confront My Boys A Set Of Balls Is What You Lack Keyboard Typing Stab Me In The Back I Call You Out You Hide Behind A Screen Your Words Are Fake, A Waste Of My Time You Never Show Us Who The Fuck You Are This Time You’ve Pushed Me Too Far Internet Thug This Time It’s Over I’ve Had Enough The Shit You Talk, I’m Calling You Out I’ve Seen It Before, I’ll See It Again Your Gonna Pay For All You Have Said |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 8:57pm - Niccolai ""] Screen and Time completely do NOT rhyme. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 9:37pm - anonymous ""] go wear some fucking pink. hardcore fags. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 9:46pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] When all else fails and you can't think of any actual insults just call someone an emo/hardcore fag. Have Joe's friends studied debate under st1gma? Isn't that like the blind leading the blind? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 10:35pm - tbone_r ""] it's kids who play shows w/ 13 winters that can't make fun of hardcore |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 11:03pm - anonymous ""] Woowww you guys need to grow up seriously. but hey, if talking shit over the internet gets you up in the morning then whatever. Do any of you even know why this whole thing started? because "lynch mobb" needs to learn what NO means. Maybe I'm just mildly retarded but I'm pretty sure saying it about 50 times isn't joking around. So my guess is he deserved what happened to him. Yes, it should have been one on one but what can ya do. Also, how many times have you seen Joe around? and how many times have you actually done anything? Not once. Well except that one time... oh wait, that was your friends. Grow some balls and do something about it YOURSELF. You seem so desperate to find him but once you do you dont do anything but give him a stare. Now that's tough, let me tell ya. Well have fun Much love -the syphallis infested girlfriend. becuase you know, I've fucked so many guys I can't keep track.. o_O |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 11:10pm - intricateprocess ""] this thread is funny as fucking hell and props to xmikex for putting rotten meat in deaddeaddeaths van. funniest thing ive ever heard |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2005 11:38pm - tbone_r ""] i bet the syphallis infested gf has acne tits. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 12:09am - eddie ""] Slaughter thy poser I'm thrashing him down. Thrashing him into the ground. Slamming our sledges down on their heads. All posers soon will be dead. Slicing and cleaving, enjoying their pain. Carving our way to their brains. Inflicting our vengeance, their makeup's' now blood. Feeding our dogs with their remains. Torturing them with our weapons of pain. All of their blood we will drain. A swing of our axe and off comes his head. All of the posers are dead. His head in a vice, it would be very nice. All posers will die by our hands. We'll rip out their hair and burn out their eyes. All of their blood we demand. Slaughter thy poser I'm cracking his face I'll shatter his skull with my mace Plunging our ice picks into their eyes All of the posers will die Slaughter thy poser I laugh as he begs I'll saw of his arms and his legs, you faggot You poser, you cannot escape Your head I will crush like a grape. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 12:28am - XmikeX ""] intricateprocess said:this thread is funny as fucking hell and props to xmikex for putting rotten meat in deaddeaddeaths van. funniest thing ive ever heard if I can touch one person's life a day... then it was all worth it. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 12:05pm - anonymous ""] http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...iendID=83298&Mytoken=20050210090326 LYNCH MOBB LIKES THE CURE.... need i say more? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 12:18pm - tbone_r ""] yeah, i like sean and i like the cure. so you're gonna need more than that to persuade me that he sucks. especially if you are in a band/support a band that plays shows with 13 winters. |