joe christianni poser of metal[views:31729][posts:215]_______________________________________ [Jan 29,2005 2:26am - posercrusher ""] fake metal nerd from norwood massachusetts, your thoughts? |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2005 2:35am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] This is probably the funniest thing I have ever read on this site. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 29,2005 8:39am - dirtycrayon ""] i went to highschool with a joe christianni... |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 29,2005 8:39am - Joe/NotCommon ""] i went to highschool with a john jollimore |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 29,2005 12:51pm - posercrusher ""] bump |
| _________________________________ [Jan 29,2005 12:58pm - assuck ""] i wish i knew who this guy was |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 29,2005 1:01pm - swamplorddvm ""] Well the name chritiani is not very Metal. KILL THE cHRISTIAN!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 29,2005 3:08pm - posercrusher ""] report! LORDGOATGRINDER: im sooo stoned LORDGOATGRINDER: yeah joe doesn't know who at the gates is or sodom or any of them bands he only listens to dimmu borgir LORDGOATGRINDER: the only local band he knows is dissector doesnt know of anyother metal bands from mass LORDGOATGRINDER: he deals at walpole mall and between you and me he takes blowjobs or i think he gives head for drugs |
| ________________________________ [Jan 29,2005 4:50pm - assuck ""] there's nothing wrong with dissector |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2005 5:54pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] This vendetta is absolutely hilarious |
| _______________________________ [Jan 29,2005 6:07pm - eddie ""] wow someone knows my band. I have no idea who that is. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 30,2005 1:20pm - posercrusher ""] bump |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 30,2005 1:21pm - posercrusher ""] picture of this fake soon to come |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2005 4:34pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I heard Joe Christianni prefers Arena Football to Real Football. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2005 6:24pm - Dissector ""] Somebody knows us? When did this happen? Who is this guy? |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2005 11:25pm - posercrusher ""] joe christianni fucks this AIDS bag http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...endID=796283&Mytoken=20050130202522 to anyone who's her friend on myspace she attends blue hills regional and is a nu hardcore slut. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2005 11:25pm - posercrusher ""] btw she has syphallis |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 1:12am - lynch mobb ""] hahaha that girl use to live near me. syphallis? i heard she fucked some dude with the HIV. what a small world hahaha |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 2:08am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] The next time I see Joe Christianni at a show I'm going to beat the tar our of him. I expect everyone else to do the same. The kid likes Arena Football for fuck's sake. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 9:01am - Joe/NotCommon ""] shit dawg, i went to blue hills regional....does that mean I have a chance with this guys girlfriend? He sounds cool to me, getting blowjobs, listening to dissector, fucking whores. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 3:01pm - posercrusher ""] thats GIVE blowjobs, not get |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 3:03pm - posercrusher ""] also to all you hardcore kids joe christianni says he can fuck any of yous up. he says if anyone wants to to find out look for him at the walpole mall, he says "bring it on fags" |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 3:07pm - Christraper ""] hahaha! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 3:54pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] posercrusher said:also to all you hardcore kids joe christianni says he can fuck any of yous up. he says if anyone wants to to find out look for him at the walpole mall, he says "bring it on fags" that was me, actually, wrong Joe. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 4:52pm - XmikeX ""] NORWOOD SUCKS. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 5:57pm - lynch mobb ""] NORWOOD SUCKS |
| __________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 11:28pm - tbone_r ""] LETTERS FROM THE DEAD SUCKED. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 31,2005 11:45pm - Abbath ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:The next time I see Joe Christianni at a show I'm going to beat the tar our of him. I expect everyone else to do the same. The kid likes Arena Football for fuck's sake. funniest thing of the night hahahahhahaha i will beat joe down! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 1,2005 12:24am - XmikeX ""] tbone_r said:LETTERS FROM THE DEAD SUCKED. You're just mad because I stuffed a pinata full of rancid meat, and meal worms in Deaddeadeath's van and you didn't think of it first. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 1,2005 12:28pm - tbone_r @work ""] haha yeah, that's probably it |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 1,2005 12:29pm - tbone_r @work ""] either that or its the speech you made before you started playing that show about how "hardcore shouldn't be about how many scene points you have" i dont wear that scally for nothing |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 1,2005 12:40pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Joe Christianni liked New Coke. Also, he thought Risk was Megadeth's best album. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 1,2005 12:46pm - vengefulandgodless ""] Joe Christianni fucked my sister then he shit on my face and bukakied my mom. Then burned down my house thats all cool, but fuck him because he dosnt know who Sodem is. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 1,2005 12:52pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Joe Christianni hacked my myspace account and replaced all of the text wtih Hatebreed lyrics. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 1,2005 5:40pm - tbone_r ""] joe christianni is an 8 foot, 2 ton man beast |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 1,2005 6:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Guys, Joe Christianni is the anti-Brasky he isn't an 8 foot 2 ton man beast. In fact here's a little table so you can remember who is who Joe Christianni Doesn't Know Who Sodom is Reputed Faggot Hangs out at the Walpole Mall Gives blowjobs at the Walpole Mall Likes Dimmu Prefers Arena Football to the NFL Will suffer one of the most brutal beatings in recorded history the next time I see him at a show. Hacks myspace and replaces profiles with Hatebreed lyrics Bill Brasky Catered Sodom's Obsessed By Cruelty sessions Is an 8 foot, 2 ton man beast Is not a faggot GETS blowjobs at the Walpole Mall Used hypnosis to convince Paul Brown and George Halas that founding a national football league was a good idea Super Bowl XVIII was played in his Colon |
| ________________________________ [Feb 1,2005 6:46pm - tbone_r ""] bob, i think you brought your A game to this thread. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 6:34pm - posercrusher ""] joe christianni strikes again! spotted at the south shore plaza with his syphallis infested girlfriend. facts- joe christianni drives a white saturn his girlfriend works at the arcade at walpole mall he said he'll beat up bobnomaamrooney if he doesnt stop "talking shit" he wants bobnomaamrooney's address so he could drive to his house with his friend on the blue hills football team to beat him up a message from joe christianni to nelson of dissector "if you hit on my gf over myspace again ill go to your shows and beat up your whole band" |
| ________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 7:16pm - tbone_r ""] a message from joe christianni to nelson of dissector "if you hit on my gf over myspace again ill go to your shows and beat up your whole band" i've never heard dissector....but i think they're my new favorite band. i really want to see this kid so i can laugh at him. have him go to a show in boston, i dont care what show, i just want to see this kid |
| _______________________________ [Feb 2,2005 7:17pm - Abbath ""] tbone_r said:joe christianni is an 8 foot, 2 ton man beast and breaths fire out of his arse! braveheart style |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 7:26pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Bill Brasky Has forged an alliance with BobNOMAAMRooney Drives a dodge stratus with mag wheels Ate Prince's band The New Revolution Traveled back to 1901 by punching Rebecca DeMornay so hard that her head exploded into a time portal While in 1901 purchased a large amount of Coca-Cola when it still contained actual cocaine Returned to the present day with said Coca-Cola, used it to hook schoolchildren on coke Began the practice of selling hard drugs to schoolchildren Joe Christianni Displays homosexual tendencies (ie. Driving a white saturn) Does not stand a chance against Brasky and Bob |
| _______________________________ [Feb 2,2005 9:41pm - Abbath ""] xBUNDYNUDIEBARx: Joe Christianni is going down BRonin2099: ahahahahahaah BRonin2099: he is a poser BRonin2099: he has to pay xBUNDYNUDIEBARx: The kid doesn't know who Sodom is xBUNDYNUDIEBARx: what a fag |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 10:29pm - posercrusher ""] LORDGOATGRINDER: what the fuck did you do on rttp? LORDGOATGRINDER: joe is fuckin pissed off at you LORDGOATGRINDER: whoever that guy is thats makin funof joe tell him to IM me and tell me off if he thinks hes so tough |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 10:32pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] xBUNDYNUDIEBARx:So I heard you talking shit about me on AIM LORDGOATGRINDER:OH NOES I FEAR YOUR VIRILITY AND FIST OF DESTRUCTION! xBUNDYNUDIEBARx:I will make fuck to your mom, until she is so nude. LORDGOATGRINDER:PLZ DON'T HURT ME! xBUNDYNUDIEBARx:I'm going to fuck your mom and make you watch. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 10:33pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] BTW FAGGOTZ I AIN'T TALKIN SHIT I'M TALKIN STRAIGHT TRUTH |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 10:35pm - Dissector ""] posercrusher said: a message from joe christianni to nelson of dissector "if you hit on my gf over myspace again ill go to your shows and beat up your whole band" We don't have a Nelson in our band anymore. Haven't for about 2 years. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 10:42pm - tbone_r ""] lord goat grinder....the lord of all goat grinding |
| ________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 10:45pm - Abbath ""] joe christianni is friends with michael jackson and is going to defend him in court, it's true, it's damn true |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 10:49pm - KeithMutiny ""] hey guys, my real name is joe christianni... im sorry |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 2,2005 10:51pm - posercrusher ""] joe christianni is described as this tall long brown hair big raver jnco jeans three labret piercings and metal as fuck weifbghiwegiwegjwg |