ITT: Yuqi Hu[views:62924][posts:206]__________________________________ [Mar 30,2009 8:27am - archaeon ""] My Plimoth Plantation Love Story Ok I'm telling this story because I'm bored, and I guess Allison influenced me into writing stories, so I figure should write one anyways. how do I start this...um ok...yea... Over the summer of 2008, I was volunteering some community service thing run by a program called Landmark Volunteers. Landmark Volunteers hold community service places everywhere around the U.S. I chose to work on the one in Plimoth Plantation in Plymouth, Massachusetts. I spend 2 weeks helping polishing the environment and shit like that. I get to meet volunteers all over the States haha lol, it was pretty cool. I met a counselor who's Russian and he's the man, he's obsess with watermelons, which I never forget about haha lol. Ok so yea pretty know what this whole process about. Ok about my love story, I fell in love with two girls to be honest over there. On the second day of the volunteer work, I was assigned to work at the Native American or the Natives w/e they call it I forgot. They are called Wampanoags and they're chill people. They're one of the chillest people I ever met over there. I met this guy name Jonathan who's one of the Wampanoags and he was mad chill haha lol, I met James kinda of a cocky Wampanoag, Darius the head master of Wampanoag, and Phil the handsome Wampanoag worker guy which Chrissie Cordeira totally had a crush on. Don't get me wrong the Wampanoag people are just like us haha lol. But yea anyways I was checking out the Wampanoag ladies, most of them are either elderly or not really attractive. But there was one of Wampanoag that caught my eyes. She was pretty tall for a woman, dark long hair, dark skin, but anyways dayummm she looks hott to me. Her name is Kim. She was so nice to me and I talked to her and stuff like that. I was blushing so hard and I got a hard on bcuz I kept staring at her boobies bcuz she was pretty close to me haha lol. So yea I always get distracted in volunteer work bcuz she always walks pass me carrying her stuff, I dunno I always kept on checking her out. During break I talked to her and stuff, I found out more about her, apparently she 23 years old and she has a daughter, she got married to a Chinese husband except they got divorced, apparently she has an attractive for azns lol. I always thought I was gonna be a husband for her and take care of her daughter, well the apparently I'm 18 years old and she 23 years old, I'm an adult. I thought it could work out, well I don't really care about an age, bcuz I like 14/15 years girl now. I dunno I just think personality strike me the most. So yea I get to know her better, and I think I can really go for her, but somehow everyone started to know that I like her and shit. I guess I made it too obvious SHIT haha lol. I always go down to field after work just to chill with the Wampanoag's and talk to Kim. I remember her wearing actual clothing, not the native American clothings, cuz she was wearing black shirt and freakin tight jeans dayummm, I was so totally checking out her ass. I told everyone about during the meeting how I was checking her out when she wearing real clothes, this one girl said to me. "were you staring at her butt?" I was like "hell yea I was!". I remember one day a kid name Eddie in my camp pretend to fell in love with her just to piss me off, so we were about to form a various competition for Kim to watch. It was a love battle but apparently never happened cuz Eddie lied about it and I kinda got in trouble for it, and I had to apologize the whole thing to Kim. Kim was like "you should held the competition for me, I would loved it and I would of want you to win the competition for me. I remember every night in the conference room, I have tell the volunteers what was my highlight of the day was. And it's pretty much always about Kim, bcuz I fell in love with her, I didn't even deserve her anyways haha lol. I kno the relationship wouldn't work out bcuz I wouldn't be a good enough to support her or her daughter. Wow I am so pathetic for liking her, I gotta say that was the most embarrassing love moment in my life, cuz everyone knew I wouldn't have a chance with her and I always thought I did. Wow fuck me, I should of thought twice about that. Man I was so fucking close, OMG fucking epic fail for me, I could of score huge on her, one more week, just one more damn week in the freakin volunteer work and I would of got her. I so totally I had her fucking GOD DAMMIT, SHIT SHIT, FUCK FUCKITY FUCK!!! So I talk to the boss of the Plimoth Plantation that I wanted to do volunteer work next summer, so I can just see her again and have my chance with her. Lame huh? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 30,2009 8:27am - archaeon ""] Damn I'm enjoying writing my stories, damn you Allison for getting me to write lame stories haha lol. Ok how can I write this story hmmm... Back in October 2008, I went on the field trip with my Oceanography went on a field to Plum Island which is in Ipswich or Salisbury, Mass wherever the fuck it is. Omg it was so fuckin cold out that day, and there some two annoyin juniors who took of their clothes went swimming in a fuckin zero degree ocean, I was like "WTF??? are you guys fuckin crazy?, it's freakin zero degrees in it" They were like. "Oh, it's not bad Yuqi, and plus I'm used to swimming in really cold water." I was like. "Ok, sure!!!" So I watch them both storm into the water and they actually went swimming in it. So they came back up and came running towards me and said. "HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IT'S SO FUCKIN COLD!!!, IT'S LIKE LITERALLY FUCKING ZERO DEGREES IN THE OCEAN" I was like "What did I tell ya, it's fuckin cold." I find it amusing how they were freezing their ass off bcuz of their stupidity haha lol. Yea pretty much the field is all drawing picture of the whole Plum Island beach and collecting critters on the beach. And some kid found a dead seal with the eyeballs all gone which grossed me out haha lol. So I came back, it was lunch time, and I notice my lunch is gone, and I see the bunch of seagulls ripping my lunch bag eating my shit. I was like "WTF??? my god damn FUCKIN LUNCH!!!, FUCK YOU SEAGULLS FOR EATING FUCKIN LUNCH" I fuckin hate seagulls, especially when they ate my fuckin lunch, I have to starve my ass off just bcuz the god damn fuckin seagulls at my fuckin lunch that day. Yea pretty much we just you kno had fun and shit build sand castles and shit, and buried one of the annoyin junior in the sand and he won castle award prize I think or was it the one with the big ass fortress I forgot. Then a Sam Dempsey and Brad Samuels covered themselves with blankets with food on them so they can catch a seagull. Apparently they both fail and the seagulls got scared and got into a fight. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 30,2009 8:27am - archaeon ""] Again I'm gonna thanks Allison for getting me into writing stories, I love you Allison haha lol. Ok this going to be another lame story let see how can I begin this right now... I think it was back in the summer of 2007, I went sailing in Boston at the community boating place in Boston's Charles River. I'm mean sailing is fun and shit. I usually play my friends acoustic guitar and have talent shows and shit. People usually watch me play and shit I dunno some weird shit like that. But yea I remember walking up pass this good looking girl her name is like Nikki or something like that, well I just waved said hi to her, she vaguely smiled at me and walked pass me. I knew she seemed creep out by it, I knew something was gonna turn wrong. Then her friends came up to me a couple minutes later and said to me "Hey if you ever talked to Nikki again, she will call the cops on you and put a restraining order on you and she gonna get her military boyfriend to beat the shit out of you. I was like "WTF??? ok... I dunno wtf are you talkin about bcuz I never really said anything to her." It was a freakin dumb bcuz I didn't even say anything. Honestly that incident really destroyed my confidence in talkin to girls, I guess no one ever knew about this situation, I never mentioned about this situation bcuz it's too horrible, I literally went home all depressed. The funny when I came back to CBI in summer 2008, the same group of kids and her saw me walking with the acoustic guitar, and they I heard them all say. "hey is that the fucking sketchy azn kid who liked you Nikki?" and I heard her say. "yea he's mad sketch he's creepy, and if he ever comes near I'm gonna call cop to put a restraining order on him or I can get my boyfriend to beat the shit out of him." WOW yea ok she doesn't even know and she hates me, and she tries to start shit with me. yea ok she can be a fuckin bitch to me for I care, I honestly think she's a fuckin cunt anyways cuz she doesn't even kno me and she talks shit about me behind my back, wow way to be a hero for her. I will never forget that day how she destroyed my confidence in interacting with girls, wounds take time to heal I guess, and it takes time for me to redeem myself. Although I felt like she gave me the curse, I think I can still work my way out of it, well to work on getting my confidence back. Because worst comes to worst there is always a way out no matter what. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 30,2009 8:38am - john lackey ""] hey fuck you guys for making fun of this poor asian kid. it's like you guys are FAR superior to this chump. do me a favor and take a good look at yourselves in the mirror someday. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 30,2009 8:59am - the_reverend ""] far superior [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 30,2009 1:56pm - RichHorror ""] We're not making fun of him, we're spreading his word because he's a genius. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 30,2009 6:52pm - archaeon ""] Rich got it right. I keep on telling him to get a blog site up. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 30,2009 7:02pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] YUQI HU VS. CASTLEDOOMEROWN |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 8:23am - archaeon ""] Ok this was a month after I got the job at Market Basket in Andover and a month before I met Allison. It was an era that I was really in love with Jeanette and there's a conflict going on between her and her ex boyfriend, not going to explain that much about it, so this happened around mid to late December. Alright I remember one night working at Market Basket with her, it was like the best night I ever had spend with her. At that night I was the biggest slacker in work bcuz all I can pay attention was that time was Jeanette, and I paid less attention in help bagging the customer's groceries. Yea me and Jeanette known each other for a pretty long time I guess throughout the high school years. Yea anyways, when I was the bagger on her cash register. She was the cashier and I was the bagger. Yea we talked while I help the bag the customer's groceries. I can't exactly remember what we actually talked, probably about indoor track, school stuff, and life in general. I dunno it was still great conversation. We teased each other a bit haha lol. I remember Carlene one of the manager of Market Basket had to but in our conversation and just tease Jeanette and stuff. I remember Carlene was talking to Jeanette about love and relationship. Carlene asked me if I would ever date Jeanette. I was like so embarrassed and blushing, I obviously answered yes, and yea I pretty sure Jeanette knos that I like her and shit. And Jeanette was like "awww Yootch =)", and I was blushing so hard. And Carlene was like "so Jeanette would you ever go out with Yuqi?" and she replied. "ummm, I dunno he's too bad ass for me." I was like gonna drop dead I was like "shit!!!". She was like "sorry Yootch, maybe if I get kno you a little more better, maybe I'll consider it." I was like "yea I guess that would work." So Jeanette and I got back into our sexy conversation well not really sexual, just more like an regular convo haha lol. And Carlene walked passed us and whisper very loudly to me. "YUQI!!!, MAKE YOUR FIRST MOVE!!!", and Jeanette was like "shut up Carlene!!!" and I was like. "Carlene! me and Jeanette are having a private conversation right now." and Carlene was like "OOOOOO XD!!!" I was like "shut up Carlene, go away!" Then Carlene replied. "YUQI! ASK HER OUT!!!" then Jeanette replied. "Carlene shut up, I'm gonna get you for this." I was like "WOW haha lol!!!" I dunno the night went really crazy and intense, then the store was about to close, I'm the last bagger that didn't go outside and push the carriages, so I refused to go outside. Carlene and all the baggers were yelling at me to go outside. I still refused, but Jeanette was like. "Yuqi please go outside, everyone else already did, do it for me please =)" And that made me go outside, I couldn't resist her pretty face, I was like. "fine just for you Jeanette cuz I can't resist your pretty face =)" and Carlene was like "OOOOOO XD YUGEE!!!" I was like "shut up Carlene" and she replied. "YUGEE!!!" So after I did the carriage outside, work ended and shit, then I said bye to Jeanette, I was honestly planning to walk her to her car and give a hug and shit, but I felt like that was just sketchin it out haha lol. But anyways I had a fun time with Jeanette at Market Basket that night, which was like couple months ago hehe... |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 8:28am - archaeon ""] I just sent a message to Jeanette BTW lolz. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:10am - blue ""] I'm in love with a girl named Jeanette. I hope its not the same girl as I fear that Yuqi may threaten my life. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 3:25pm - archaeon ""] lol. I talked to Jeanette today. she lold Also, I talked Yuqi into writing a blog. i rule. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 3:29pm - RichHorror ""] ITT: Grant Evans is afraid of girls |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:07pm - AfterWorldObliteration ""] ITT: Grant Evans is secretly a girl. I checked. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 10:50pm - JakeMattison ""] orly? |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 11:02pm - JakeMattison ""] Yuqi Hu Andover, MA do you know how tall the guys are from Shadows Fall? I'm not quite too sure how tall they are. I heard Matt, Jon, and Paul are all average height, around 5'9"-5'10". And Jason is pretty short around 5'7"-5'8", 5'9" tops. Well Jason's myspace listed as 5'7" though. I met Brian couldn't remember how tall he is because he was kinda trash that day and wasn't standing up straight. I would probably guess around 6'1" or 6'2". I wouldn't know. If you guys know tell me the truth. http://www.topix.com/forum/who/shadows-fall/T5AD9PS8TD3KMDTS0 |
| _________________________________ [Apr 2,2009 8:24am - archaeon ""] Yuqi Hu WTF??? allison taken already knew that, now jeanette is about to be taken. WTF??? what is this madness? both of the girls I like are taken pretty much. ok...calm down yootch everythin is gonna be alright, just keep it chill, bcuz worst comes to worst, there is always a way out. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 2,2009 8:24am - archaeon ""] Yuqi Hu shit my car is being fixed, damn broken seatbelt haha lol. yea go 2 school keep it chill and keep a positive attitude, that's the way 2 go. Just read my dope stories on my notes. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 4,2009 5:58pm - archaeon ""] This is his ain't suicide motto for kids what want to kill themselves. lol ironic saying is ironic. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 5,2009 6:41pm - goatcatalyst ""] I wish Yuqi was into bestial black metal of the Archgoat and Morbosidad persuasion. That would make for some fine reading. I would probably make him an honorary member of Vulva Possessor. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 5,2009 10:18pm - archaeon ""] I look Mongolian with longer hair, which is fucking awesome, but still don't I look damn sexy haha lol? I know you guys have a hard on right now lol. dayummm I miss my long hair man. [img] |
| _______________________________ [Apr 5,2009 10:31pm - Murph ""] He is going to have a great career as a stock bad guy in every martial arts action flick, ever. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 7,2009 6:10pm - RichHorror ""] Yuqi Hu work at 6 god dammit, I hate work. I need to get laid seriously haha lol, even get laid with a bitch haha lol, but Hey You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on |
| _________________________________ [Apr 7,2009 6:15pm - archaeon ""] He informed me that he set up the blogspot. needs to post stuff though |
| _________________________________ [Apr 8,2009 5:27pm - archaeon ""] http://yootchmyster.blogspot.com/ |
| _________________________________ [Apr 8,2009 5:27pm - archaeon ""] http://yootchpoem.blogspot.com/ |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 10:37pm - archaeon ""] Like Romeo And Juliet From your balcony I hear your sweet voice I know youre my only Juliet I will make the choice To sing you a romantic silhouette Oh Juliet! Let me hear you speak Oh Romeo! Give me the time to seek Oh Juliet! Let me hear you speak again Oh Romeo! I see everything in you Oh Juliet! I dont care if youre a Capulet Oh Romeo! I dont care if youre a Montague Oh Juliet! I came here for no harm Oh Romeo! Whats a Montague is? Is that a leg or arm? Things changed when you asked Friar Laurence for an antidote And you drank it and I thought you died You never gave me the letter you wrote Instead you had lied Now youre gone, I dont know where to start I know we had a life we cared I took the dagger and stab through my heart I will always remembered the love we shared |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 10:38pm - RichHorror ""] Whats a Montague is? Is that a leg or arm? |
| __________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 11:01pm - Martins ""] Oh my god, I feel embarrassed reading this shit. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 18,2009 1:40pm - Yuqi ""] hey fucktards, this is yootch, and I'm going to report you guys, please delete your fucking blogs and shit. I will have this reported to the police, and I'm not even fucking kiddin at all. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 18,2009 1:46pm - Yuqi ""] just WOW!!! I knew you guys are trying to fuckin shit on me, wait until I get the fuckin police involve with you guys. AND I'M FUCKIN SERIOUS!!! I'm not even FUCKING kiddin, I will report this police if you guys don't rid of this stupid forum. I will give you at least a week to remove this shit. Thanks to my friends, I found out you guys are trying to shit on me. /΄ ―/) --/-/ -/-/ --/΄―/'--'/΄―\'_ -/'/--/-/--/¨―\\ --('(- ―~/'--') \\-'--/ -''_-΄ \\--( remember a week notification, if you don't get rid of this, I will call the cops and you all of you motherfuckers in court. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 18,2009 1:50pm - Yuqi ""] AND DON'T EVER THINK I'M FUCKIN THAT STUPID, I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE SHITTING ON MY ALL THIS TIME, I HAVE SPIES AND BACKUP. SO RATHER THAN FUCKING SAYING SHIT BEHIND MY FUCKIN BACK, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKIN SAY IT 2 MY FUCKIN FACE RIGHT NOW. AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SPENT YOUR FUCKIN TIME TRYIN 2 SHIT ON ONE FUCKIN PERSON. AND YOU HAVE 3 OPTIONS 1) DELETE THIS FORUM 2) GO FUCK YOURSELF 3) TURN YOURSELF INTO THE POLICE, CUZ I PRETTY MUCH ALREADY CALL THE COPS, AND THEY ARE CHECKING THIS SHIT AND THEY'RE EXPECTING YOU 2 REMOVE IT IN A WEEK, OTHERWISE YOU GUYS WILL FUCKED. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 18,2009 1:54pm - Yuqi ""] And plus I used to go on this fuckin website all the time, so I'm not that stupid, I can find out when people are shitting on me. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 3:46pm - archaeon ""] Aaron doesn't delete threads. Also, you posted all of this stuff on the internet, I don't really see what police involvement would do yuqi. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 3:50pm - archaeon ""] Yuqi Hu WOW!!! Grant Evans, Jake Mattison, Rich Horror, and etc. you guys faggots for makin a forum about me, you guys think I won't find out about the forum, I knew you guys are fuckin shittin on me the whole time. I don't find it funny at all, and it's not fuckin a joke. Way to be a hero you guys, you wanna a fuckin award for bein a world's fuckin douchebag? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 3:50pm - RichHorror ""] hahaha great thread I want you to tell the cops to find 'Rich Horror'. And yes this rules because we never said anything bad about you, so obviously you hate yourself. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 3:51pm - archaeon ""] also, yootch totally found this by typing his name into google. lol. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 3:54pm - RichHorror ""] Hello officer, I thought this asian kid was funny on the internet and wanted others to know that he was hilarious. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 4:20pm - goatcatalyst ""] I still want to get him into Sarcofago and do a band with him! |
| _______________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:16pm - Yuqi ""] ok what you guys are doing is still illegal anyways, cuz you're posting my stuff on your stupid ass thread. what's even worse was that you never had my fuckin permission to do this anyways. this is illegal. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:18pm - RichHorror ""] Look, we've tried to spread your word to other followers and now someone wants to start a band with you. I fail to see the problem. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:18pm - Yuqi ""] and grant, I post stuff when I feel like it, and it's my own stuff. and it doesn't make it right to post my stuff with my fuckin permission. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:32pm - archaeon ""] Yuqi, we just thought that the stuff you said was crazy and funny, at no point in this thread was there any slander. Therefore, I see no legal ramifications involved. Everything posted here was posted on your Facebook or MySpace which is free for the world to see. There were no personal messages or personal conversations posted. It's no surprise to you that I think what you say is funny. I joke around with you all the time about all the crazy things you say, hence why I posted stuff here for other people to enjoy. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:32pm - Yuqi ""] and plus you think I'm fuckin happy about this? ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY HELL NO!!!, this is not funny, and I'm not takin this is as a joke. and don't give me any that fuckin crappy defense of yours. bcuz I don't care what you have 2 fuckin have say for yourself. and why the fuck do you post this on another website about me? this is very illegal. plus I am not happy at all, this is the most embarrassing thing I ever seen about me. and I don't want 2 join your fuckin band goatcatalyst cunt sucker. I don't want to meet any of you new motherfuckers. from now on I'm gonna be the biggest dick to you guys ever, and you do not want an angry YOOTCH. And also Rich go FUCK YOURSELF, wherever you come from, I don't even kno how you fuckin kno me or found my facebook at all. And Grant and Jake, I would like to have a word with both of ya, and this shit will be reported to mr. mead. Just let you kno Grant, Jake, and Rich. I'm gonna remove and block all of you. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:35pm - RichHorror ""] I'm sorry you're upset. I will continue to revel in your glory, though. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:38pm - RichHorror ""] I think you're great. Big fan. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:43pm - archaeon ""] Yuqi, I'll gladly talk to you in person. Send me a message on Facebook and we'll set it up if you like. Also, I don't really see what you're looking to achieve by informing the authorities. There was no slander, which is what matters. Police don't have time nor care about someone posting their anothers personal work on another non-profit page. How is this embarrassing if it's all things you have posted for people to see? I mean if i took an online conversation i had with you that had embarrassing and revealing things I could see why you'd be upset. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:46pm - Yuqi ""] like honeslty, YOU NEVER EVER HAD MY FUCKIN PERMISSION TO DO THIS AT ALL!!! HOW MANY FUCKIN TIMES HAD I ADDRESS THIS 2 YOU GUYS? Next if you want to post stuff, ask me for permission. cuz what you guys are doin is illegal. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:50pm - goatcatalyst ""] What you have said about me is VERY illegal, Yuqi. Write me a song about morbid sodomies upon the blasphemous altar of inverted nuncunts or I am notifying ALL applicable authorities. You have my permission. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 18,2009 5:52pm - archaeon ""] Yuqi, It may be illegal. But It's illegal like J walking. hit me up on AIM. |