god do i hate shitting at work[views:53269][posts:182]___________________________________ [Nov 28,2007 10:28pm - scumfuck ""] at a harley shop in auburn |
| _________________________________ [Nov 28,2007 10:35pm - NIGGER ""] I JUST SHIT OUT A LOAD OF DIGESTED PORK PRODUCTS PEOPLE EVACUATED THE HOOD FOR A FEW HOURS WHATEVER A MAN'S SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE A MAN, YOU HEAR? BLACK POWER! |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 29,2007 9:23am - DestroyYouAlot ""] NIGGER said:I JUST SHIT OUT A LOAD OF DIGESTED PORK PRODUCTS PEOPLE EVACUATED THE HOOD FOR A FEW HOURS WHATEVER A MAN'S SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE A MAN, YOU HEAR? BLACK POWER! [img] "Don't nobody go into the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes," |
| _______________________________ [Nov 29,2007 10:35am - Yeti ""] scumfuck said:at a harley shop in auburn ah, i thought that was you. whats up mang? that party Gabe invited you to was killer. we'll be throwing an xmas bash, i'm sure he'll inform you with the details. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 29,2007 2:41pm - christopher ""] living in a dorm has caused me not to care about shitting in a bathroom |
| _______________________________ [Nov 29,2007 3:28pm - aril ""] yea so I just went into my work's bathroom and someone was coughing to cover up the plopping and spraying noises. Reminded me of that Family Guy episode. Earlier today someone was breathing really hard; I thought they were having a heart attack in there. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 29,2007 9:23pm - peteovdom ""] idk, there's something very magical about getting payed while simultaneously clogging their toilets... |
| ________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 1:44am - NIGGER ""] TRY SHITTING ON WELFARE IT ROCKS BLACK POWER! |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 4:15am - CassieLynn ""] Hey if you gotta go, you gotta go. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 9:57am - horror_tang ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 10:30am - metal_church101 ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Nov 30,2007 10:31am - Yeti ""] peteovdom said:idk, there's something very magical about getting payed while simultaneously clogging their toilets... thats why i save my shitting for work. i won't shit on break either. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 10:35am - ariavette ""] Yeti said:peteovdom said:idk, there's something very magical about getting payed while simultaneously clogging their toilets... thats why i save my shitting for work. i won't shit on break either. haha i don't either.. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 10:41am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I wait until 5 of or 5 past. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 10:53am - aril ""] I'm about to go. Let the adventure begin! |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 1:05pm - iren_the_viking ""] there is nothing better than getting paid to shit. i love it! |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 1:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] By my calculations, I just made $2.35 on the pot. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 30,2007 1:19pm - aril ""] I wonder how much Oprah makes on the pot. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 1:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Probably five pounds, on average. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 30,2007 1:24pm - Yeti ""] hahahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 30,2007 1:32pm - peteovdom ""] at my old job i would come back from break, go to drop the cosbys off, then remember that i should punch in first. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 2,2007 7:27am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 20,2007 3:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 20,2007 3:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 21,2007 7:32pm - WhyamIandasshole nli ""] Yeah but your getting paid while shitting. Always a silver lining dude. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 7,2008 10:09am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Owwww... Buffalo wings + 100 beers + carbombs + many several shots + morning coffee = HOT MOLTEN LAVA HOLE I feel like someone gave me a Tabasco and whiskey enema. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 7,2008 10:24am - corpus_colostomy ""] frued says...."LATENCY AT THE ANAL STAGE!" |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2008 10:56am - the_reverend ""] the dude shitting beside be sounded like her was waxing a bowling ball instead of wipping his ass. it sounded like he was rubbing a vinyl jacket. wtf! |
| _______________________________ [Jan 7,2008 11:00am - Timma ""] rubbing a vinyl jacket!? Wow. That must be some pretty fucking serious Ass-fro Turf. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2008 11:01am - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 7,2008 12:23pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] I don't mind pooping while other people are taking care of business but I can't stand all the huffing and puffing that some guys go through. Nothing ruins a good shit like some dude groaning and sighing through every strain and labor of his daily constitutional. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 7,2008 12:44pm - Yeti ""] hahaha agreed. i had to shit so bad earlier, but when i opened the main bathroom door i was punched in the face and thrown back out by someone's horrific stench. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 7,2008 12:56pm - Timma ""] whatever happened to the old "courtesy flush". Ignant bitches. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 7,2008 1:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Timma said:whatever happened to the old "courtesy flush". Ignant bitches. Went out with perfumed silk handkerchiefs and tights, why? |
| _____________________________ [Jan 7,2008 1:55pm - BSV ""] You guys are all soft. Taking dumps at work fucking rules. Grab the paper, have a cup of coffee, get comfortable! Best excuse to take a 10 minute break without punching out. Now taking dumps at shows....that's something that fucking sucks and I absolutely hate! |
| _____________________________ [Jan 7,2008 3:24pm - Yeti ""] hahaha so true, shitting at shows is one of the worst things i've ever had to do. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 7,2008 3:28pm - sxealex ""] yes agreed... and when you are on tour... its like shows, other peoples houses around their moms and gas stations. makes you wonder if you have hpv by the end of it. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2008 9:41am - the_reverend ""] human papaloma virus? I think you mean hepatitis. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2008 9:43am - the_reverend ""] oh, the dude in the stall next to me unleashed something so foul.. it was like that time I put 50 goldfish in my turtle tank and he massacred them. Then the hot lamps beat down on 50 dead, bloated bodies all day in a closed condo. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 9,2008 10:32am - Yeti ""] turtles smell so bad after like 2 days, i took care of alligator snappers once upon a time, and they were horrid. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 9,2008 1:53pm - c.dead ""] peteovdom said:idk, there's something very magical about getting payed while simultaneously clogging their toilets... I don't know why but i laughed really hard at that. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 11,2008 9:19am - aril ""] yesterday at work, around the time I was going to leave, I went into the bathroom and was immediately covered by this rotten stench, a man huffing and puffing, and numerous fart noises. i just happened to notice the coffee mug on the counter, which made me realize who it was. right after the man got out of the bathroom, he was leaving the office. I told him "smell ya later" and he gave me the weirdest look man, I can't even begin to describe how it looked. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 17,2008 1:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'm planning on making some butt dumplings after lunch; I'll let you know how it goes. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 17,2008 1:20pm - Yeti ""] its funny going into the bathroom at my work and seeing someones feet in the shitting position, smelling the vile stench, and their work badge is facing you with the name and smiling face of the culprit. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 17,2008 4:05pm - starmummy ""] Haha. Yup. I have no problem shitting at work. I sometimes try to hide my feet if the person next to me might recognize my shoes, otherwise I try to fart as loud as I can when I hear someone else in there. One time I swear one time this other person was trying to have a farting duel with me while we were both pinching loafs. I won of course. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 17,2008 4:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] It didn't happen, BTW. *pout* |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 17,2008 5:08pm - anonymous ""] i once endured the worst fart noises and ass rips from hank philipe ryan from WHDH in the stall next to me. there's still no way i'd ever take that woman seriously, fart noises aside. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 23,2008 11:54am - the_reverend ""] are people animals? 3 fucking flushes before i could even sit on the bowl.. and then there was still a mysterious shit ball that wouldnt go down. not for all the tea in china. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 23,2008 12:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] anonymous said:i once endured the worst fart noises and ass rips from hank philipe ryan from WHDH in the stall next to me. there's still no way i'd ever take that woman seriously, fart noises aside. That rules. I'll never be able to look at her the same way again. I bet Natalie Jacobson clogs mad bowls. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 23,2008 12:48pm - Yeti ""] one thing that really surprises me is the amount of people that don't wipe. i hear them come in, sit down, make a bunch of noises, and then get up without any paper rustling. sometimes i think they just sit down to fart because they are too pussy to do it at their desks, but other times you can hear the obvious expulsion of shit and the subsequent plop, yet still no paperwork. that bothers me. |