fat chicks give good head[views:17588][posts:168]__________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:33pm - succubus ""] in college i worked for one of those "hotline numbers" for a bit... and nope, the girls are not all male, fat and ugly lmao |
_________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:33pm - Lincoln ""] Yeah but you'd never know.....wait thats sick...sorry. |
__________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:35pm - succubus ""] it's true..you never know...and it's a sleazy operation...you have to make guys stay on the phone and spend $$$$ i couldn't do it my heart is too big |
_________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:37pm - Lincoln ""] I don't really need to to be honest...but it sounds like some people on this poll could use it. |
__________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:38pm - succubus ""] what poll? |
_________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:40pm - Lincoln ""] OK the discussion thats going on...true its not a poll....I gotta be more careful. |
__________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:42pm - succubus ""] ok i'm just confused, sorry |
_________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:44pm - Lincoln ""] Nah thats cool....I'm a confusing person. But yes in the Phoenix theres a whole buncha numbers that are effective..........for those of you looking for that "special someone" |
__________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:46pm - succubus ""] i could go on about that "hotline" numbers thingy...but i'll take your advice and stop right there! |
_________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:52pm - Lincoln ""] HAHA!!! Good call |
_____________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:03pm - sacreligion ""] FUPA! |
_________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:06pm - Lincoln ""] FUPA????Hmmmmmmm....dunno that one. |
_____________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:14pm - sacreligion ""] Fat Upper Pussy Area if they have uber bush than its called Fupa McD if it's a ridiculously large fupa with uber bush it's a Fupa McDonis yes my friends and i are bored a lot |
___________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:27pm - Korpse-l- ""] fupa! that's the best thing i ever heard. i'm sold! i'll be using that word alot. (i mean... i hope i don't have to use it at all but... you know what i mean) |
___________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:31pm - dyingmuse ""] i actually had the best head of my life from a fat chick |
_____________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 3:03pm - Josh_Martin ""] Lincoln said:Nah thats cool....I'm a confusing person. But yes in the Phoenix theres a whole buncha numbers that are effective..........for those of you looking for that "special someone" That section of the Phoenix is evil. Combine it with alcohol, cocaine, and a royalty check and you've got a lethal combination. One night several years ago me and a friend were getting loaded at his apartment. I had a bunch of money burning a hole in my pocket so we figured we'd be better off trying out one of those escort services than making the effort of going to a bar and trying to pick up chicks. We got two whores to come over and blow us. What a fucking waste of money that was. One of the chicks was white, probably in her mid-40's, and she had that total junkie whore look. The other one was younger but she was some kind of dot-head. They didn't even pretend like they were into it. They kept looking at their watches every ten seconds. I took the white one. As soon as I came she yelled out "Bingo!" so the other one could hear her from the other room and hurry up and finish. They got dressed and took off in 5 seconds flat. I don't remember how much it cost but it was ridiculous. And everything was extra. There was the flat rate for them to take off their tops and blow us. It was extra for them to get completely nude. It was extra to touch their titties. I learned the hard way that getting a hooker is totally stupid. Thank god I'm married now and my wife is super hot. When I get fucked up and horny all I have to do now is ask. |
_________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 3:27pm - Lincoln ""] Damn man sounds like a bad experience...see I'venever done that but I know some who have. They got varied results......I've heard some were hot...some were very much not. I guess it all depends on how much your willing to spend. Yes I too have a super hot girlfriend so no worries here either. |
________________________________________ [Feb 21,2005 9:51am - Josh_hates_you ""] fat girls need love too. |
_________________________________ [Feb 21,2005 9:57am - pisscup ""] the_reverend said:there's a line in a tom robbins book spoken by a 300lb black girl "show me a wife that doesn't give head and I'll show you a husband I can steal" thank you for quoting Tom Robbins. I thought I was alone. |