TOP 5 METAL BANDS ALL GENRES, ALL TIME[views:36607][posts:155]___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 9:29am - passerby ""] Well here we 5. Incubus-they may have lost their edge but was anybody as heavy as them when New Skin came out? Didn't think so 4. Papa Roach- Bridged the most important gap ever. Rap and metal and did it Flawlessly 3. Disturbed-Incredibly innovative band. Need i say more..... 2.Metallica-Load and reload to me are like use your illusion 1+2 or the double disc the wall. Just full of surprises 1.Chevelle-even though we haven't heard alot from them lately I hear there are gonna be some intense solo's on the upcoming record. Please leave your feedback It was so hard not to put linkin park and children of bodom on their but after all this is only a top five, and not a top 7!!!!!!! Also I'm looking to start a band if anyone who needs a good true metal guitarist |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 9:32am - Memphis Red ""] This is a joke right? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 9:36am - passerby ""] We all have our own tastes. Please don't disrespect mine. This thread is open to all genres and no is not a joke man |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 9:38am - FuckIsMySignature ""] obviously a joke... valiant attempt though |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 9:43am - passerby ""] I obviously listen to differant music than you but it doesn't make my taste better or worse. Post your top five list and keep this thread alive |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 9:47am - Ryan_M ""] I refuse to believe that after 30+ years of thousands of metal bands playing hundreds of different styles all over the globe, your top 5 are mid-late 90's American alternative rock-radio whores. Stop it. It's not funny. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 9:49am - aaron_michael ""] passerby said:I obviously listen to differant music "different". |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 9:56am - passerby ""] the 90's to me were the best years cause bands did whatever they wanted. You know freedom jsut like the country you live in. Instead of fixing my grammatical errors post your top five |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:01am - the_reverend ""] aaron, maybe he's southern? |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:16am - HostileTakeover ""] hahahahahahaha! |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:18am - HostileTakeover ""] did i mention that my favorite bands are Click 5, YellowCard, Alien ANt Farm! lol......you gotta be kidding me! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:18am - aaron_michael ""] passerby said: jsut "just". :shocked: 1. slayer 2. black sabbath 3. deicide 4. exodus 4. metallica/pantera |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:19am - passerby ""] I am completely flustered with the notion that i'm the laughing stock of this board. I'm entitled to my own tastes and i don't see what the big deal is. I like COB and they're no 90's mainstream. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:26am - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:28am - HostileTakeover ""] Whats cob?? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:29am - passerby ""] Alien Ant farm aren't that bad. I supposed you're in a ballsy metal band better than the ones i listed. Please, gimme a break man |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:36am - Yeti ""] dont play innocent like you had no idea that people were going to attack you for listing those bands. of course you are entitled to your own opinion, but so are those who feel those bands suck. dont post something like that and be a weenie about people who differ in opinion. my list would go like this: Type O Negative Pantera Godflesh Opeth Dimmu Borgir now i know what people feel about some of those bands, but they are entitled to express hate as much as i am entitled to express my liking. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:44am - passerby ""] Well you know what then....Ain't typo a mainstream band that sold out for the radio? How do you like that brutal attack. Not fun with the shoe on the other foot bucko. COB is without a doubt the Children of Bodom |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:47am - Yeti ""] close, but no. and trust me, you arent saying anything that hasnt been said 1000 times. see previous post. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:56am - Eli ""] Well i dont want to sound like a dickhead, but whether these bands are good or not; its just plain fact that Incubus(at least the one you're talking about) is not Metal. Neither is Papa Roach(rock/rap sure, not metal/rap). Neither is Chevelle by any sense, and Disturbed...well I dont like them but i havent heard enough to say if they're Metal or not. here's my top 5: 1. Judas Priest (want innovation? judas priest practically made heavy metal) 2. Judas Priest 3. Iron Maiden(the first three albums especially) 4. Judas Priest 5. Ronnie James Dio |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:57am - passerby ""] close but yes. Sorry but I am probably the most diverse person here. I can listen to Kelly clarkson then rock out to some slipknot. Don't even get me started. If you haven't listend to the bands I've mentioned then you really don't appreciate music in its purest form. Why do you think they sell so many records compared to the bands you like. I think record sales show what a band is all about |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 10:58am - HostileTakeover ""] no actually we suck balls! CHeck us out and let us know how bad we suck! |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:05am - FuckIsMySignature ""] the 80's thrash band Incubus is the metal. my list is pretty similar to Yeti's except I like Nevermore more than Dimmu Borgir. and my order of likingness is different. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:05am - passerby ""] You guys aren't the cats pajamas. you're ok. You're nothing creed hasn't already done 10x over. Seriously....I named platinum bands. How can you even argue with me. How many records have you guys sold. Seriously give me a # or shut up. I bet zero. Prove me wrong |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:07am - FuckIsMySignature ""] passerby said:You guys aren't the cats pajamas. you're ok. You're nothing creed hasn't already done 10x over. Seriously....I named platinum bands. How can you even argue with me. How many records have you guys sold. Seriously give me a # or shut up. I bet zero. Prove me wrong dont come here talking about record sales. you are such a homo. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:09am - anonymous ""] No gamma ray, or running wild Eli? A while back.. I heard someone say "Eli is Mr. Gamma Ray" @ one of J's parties.. To clarify, do you mean the first 3 albums, or the first 3 with dickinson? Paul Di'anno must never be confused with Dickinson. It's impossible |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:14am - Cecchini ""] joke or not, the fact that there really are people with this dudes tastes/views on music means that mainstream music will continue to be awful for a longgggg longggggggg time. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:40am - Eli ""] anonymous said:No gamma ray, or running wild Eli? A while back.. I heard someone say "Eli is Mr. Gamma Ray" @ one of J's parties.. To clarify, do you mean the first 3 albums, or the first 3 with dickinson? Paul Di'anno must never be confused with Dickinson. It's impossible Well, I still like Gamma Ray and they rock; but to be honest, when you take Gamma Ray as a whole and Judas Priest or any of those other bands I mentioned as a whole, Gamma Ray doesnt even compare. As for Maiden, dont get me wrong, Maiden with Dickinson and Maiden with Di'anno are two different things. Im talking about the first three Maiden albums(Iron Maiden, Killers, Number of the Beast). Generally speaking those albums are just the best three albums they've ever put out(to me at least). The first two just rocked NWOBHM and then Number of the Beast was sort of an innovation on their sound and the metal scene in general. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:43am - Eli ""] who are you by the way? And this whole post HAS to be a joke, becuase who takes albums sales as credibility? Guess who has probably sold more records than any of those bands combined? Britney Spears. Yea she's genious. Watch out Mozart, here comes Britney Spears. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:46am - passerby ""] You have to go with what sells. Sorry. I'm still waitin for tough guy to tell me how many records he's sold if any. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:50am - Cecchini ""] passerby said:You have to go with what sells. Sorry. I'm still waitin for tough guy to tell me how many records he's sold if any. Elvis has outsold everyone, he is the true King of metal |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:51am - aaron_michael ""] passerby said:close but yes. Sorry but I am probably the most diverse person here. I can listen to Kelly clarkson then rock out to some slipknot. from one radio station to the next. wicked diverse. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:53am - passerby ""] We're talkin metal here and the 5 bands I listed are bankin boku record sales and boku bucks. How can you even argue with the validity of my list. It speaks for itself. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:55am - aaron_michael ""] passerby said:We're talkin metal here and the 5 bands I listed are bankin boku record sales and boku bucks. How can you even argue with the validity of my list. It speaks for itself. I'm now convince this poster is fake. "Banking" |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:56am - Cecchini ""] well, your metal list had incubus on it which was never, ever metal. and Elvis did a ton of hard drugs and banged a shitload of bitches, thus making him way more metal than incubus who smoke pot and bang little girls with unshaven armpits. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:57am - Eli ""] haha yea |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:11pm - passerby ""] Metal is not limited to your perception. There are many many did i mention many types of metal in differant classifications. The only thing fake is your perception of metal in all its forms. Please save posts for people who want to list their top 5 bands and I bet you'll see 1 if not all of my top 5 listed on other lists. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:25pm - atthehaunted ""] This is probably one of the funniest threads ever made. I think this should have been the joke thread of 2007. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:27pm - Granny_Monster ""] passerby said:Please save posts for people who want to list their top 5 bands and I bet you'll see 1 if not all of my top 5 listed on other lists. Although I too despise the bands you listed, I do see where you're coming from and have no problem with it. To each their own, you know? HOWEVER, the statement I quoted from you is just ridiculous. Ignorant, even. You may not realize it, but this forum is mostly geared towards more underground extreme metal acts, not Top 40 nu metal mallrat tripe. That said, here's mine (in no particular order): + Sodom + Carcass + Bathory + Death + Kreator |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:30pm - passerby ""] Incubus was a badassed band at one point. That is a fact. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:34pm - dale ""] It will end in pure Horror Throwing Shrapnel HBBSI Anomalous Animal Rampage |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:34pm - 123 ""] 5.slayer 4.death 3.iron maiden 2.metallica (like it or not) 1. judas fuckin priest (they invented heavy metal) |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] dale said:It will end in pure Horror Throwing Shrapnel HBBSI Anomalous Animal Rampage HUMAN BONE BICYCLE SCIENCE INDUSTRIES !!! ...awesome |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:39pm - HeavensJail ""] this is a troll thread, but an extremely well-done troll thread, so here is the damn cookie: in alphabetical order: - Agalloch - Atheist - Death - Kreator - Primordial |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:43pm - Yeti ""] haha dude if you think that your point is proven by record sales, you are sadly brainwashed by corporate america. if you listen to something based solely on how many records they sell, then you arent listening to the music because you like it, you are listening to it because you think it makes you cool. you can scream at me about how stupid i am because i think every band you listed is pure garbage, but it doesnt make a difference to me. you are not original for the argument you put forward, you are only restating what has been said 100000 times. feel free to berate and spew your bullshit, you are only further proving my point. i like what i like, and i hate what you like, and its my fucking right to do so. cry me a fucking river. and ripping on my band isnt going to make a bit of difference either. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:44pm - fishcakes ""] DEATH OBITUARY CARCASS NAPALM DEATH RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:48pm - Granny_Monster ""] passerby said:Incubus was a badassed band at one point. That is a fact. It's true... but I'm thinking of a different Incubus. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 12:49pm - Granny_Monster ""] fishcakes said:DEATH RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND <3 |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 1:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] 1 - Disturbed 2 - Incubus 3 - Chevelle 4 - Papa Roach 5 - New Metallica |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 1:12pm - ariavette ""] i think black metal cunt and this guy would make a perfect couple... |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 1:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] have you heard the new ashley simson??!!! its like totally better than metal!?!!!%%(*&(*^(*&!!!!!! lolz |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 1:24pm - xanonymousx ""] i don't know what you are talking about ashley simpson is so metal i mean just look at her with her dark hair and eyeliner.... almost like avril |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 1:26pm - aaron_michael ""] Avril is CVLT |
| ______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 1:29pm - Yeti ""] i'm sorry its KVLT. if you were truly grim and kvlt you would have known that. doy. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 1:31pm - aaron_michael ""] hahahahaha. my B. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 1:38pm - Anthony ""] DEATH DARK ANGEL EXHORDER Those are my top 3. Way too hard to choose 4 and 5. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 1:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] kvlt of personality |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:00pm - SinisterMinister ""] Wow man. Your tastes are truly eclectic. You have the most diverse preferences in shitty music I've ever seen. Do yourself a favor and follow these simple instructions: 1. Stop crying because your 'dad is such a jerk.' 2. Put down the fucking Incubus cd. 3. Go to a store and buy Carcass' "Swan Song" and listen to it. Or simply do us all a favor and: 1.Fucking kill yourself. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:13pm - brian_dc ""] this guy is so obviously just fucking around |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:20pm - Sinistas ""] Here goes: 1. My Cheimchal Romance 2. Garth Brooks 3. Captain & Teneille 4. Bon Jovio 5. Kris Kros |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:25pm - SinisterMinister ""] ooooh a wise-guy, eh? [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:26pm - passerby ""] You people are nuts. If anyone needs a talented axslinger I'm your man. Hit me up |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:32pm - Sinistas ""] Curly is the full-shnizzy. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:34pm - Murph nli ""] passerby said:We're talkin metal here and the 5 bands I listed are bankin boku record sales and boku bucks. How can you even argue with the validity of my list. It speaks for itself. Not boku there genius. BEAUCOUP. It's French and top fives are retarded, everyone knows there is only one band that matters...OVER IT! www.myspace.com/overit ...like a SIREN ON THE 101!!!!!!!!! show meh sum tittiez |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:41pm - xmikex ""] passerby said:Well here we 5. Incubus-they may have lost their edge but was anybody as heavy as them when New Skin came out? Didn't think so 4. Papa Roach- Bridged the most important gap ever. Rap and metal and did it Flawlessly 3. Disturbed-Incredibly innovative band. Need i say more..... 2.Metallica-Load and reload to me are like use your illusion 1+2 or the double disc the wall. Just full of surprises 1.Chevelle-even though we haven't heard alot from them lately I hear there are gonna be some intense solo's on the upcoming record. Please leave your feedback It was so hard not to put linkin park and children of bodom on their but after all this is only a top five, and not a top 7!!!!!!! Also I'm looking to start a band if anyone who needs a good true metal guitarist Uhmmmm my list goes something like this: 1. You're A Fag 2. Get Fucked You Nu-Metal Goober 3. Your Taste In Music Is Awful 4. Lizzy Borden 5. Shouldn't You Be Just Finding Out Who Diecast Is?.... the band fuck outta here. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:42pm - Cav ""] wow haha. if people consider chevelle to be the best metal band of all time ill kill myself right now. the only "metal" band on that list is metallica and you talked about load and reload!!! this kid is the unmetal antichrist. lol. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:48pm - Archaeon ""] passerby said:You people are nuts. If anyone needs a talented axslinger I'm your man. Hit me up axeslinger |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:51pm - atthehaunted ""] Isn't NSync Grind? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 2:52pm - aaron_michael ""] passerby said:Incubus was a badassed band at one point. That is a fact. "badass" |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:08pm - xmikex ""] [img] hey check it out... it's the Incubus uhhh demo. Johnathan Davis does a guest DJ solo. Goto FYE and ask for it. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:09pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Murph nli said:passerby said:We're talkin metal here and the 5 bands I listed are bankin boku record sales and boku bucks. How can you even argue with the validity of my list. It speaks for itself. Not boku there genius. BEAUCOUP. It's French and top fives are retarded, everyone knows there is only one band that matters...OVER IT! www.myspace.com/overit ...like a SIREN ON THE 101!!!!!!!!! show meh sum tittiez [img] remember this crap Richard Lewis used to endorse? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:10pm - passerby ""] How bout listing bands instead of trying to fix my grammar. Jesus bro-get with the times. I like proven bands that sell millions of records. Really what is the problem with that. Chevelle is great. You may of seen them umm............................... On the Main Stage at ozzfest you tool! Talk to me when any bands you speak of get that kind of credibility. Yeah Metallica sold out alright. They sold out every show they played. I also saw Disturbed on the MAIN STAGE at ozzfest and Dave Donegan even pointed right at me. Incubus played ozzfest too and papa roach has more hits than anyband you listen to. Ever heard of Getting Away with murder. Tell me that is not insane metal right there. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:10pm - passerby ""] How bout listing bands instead of trying to fix my grammar. Jesus bro-get with the times. I like proven bands that sell millions of records. Really what is the problem with that. Chevelle is great. You may of seen them umm............................... On the Main Stage at ozzfest you tool! Talk to me when any bands you speak of get that kind of credibility. Yeah Metallica sold out alright. They sold out every show they played. I also saw Disturbed on the MAIN STAGE at ozzfest and Dave Donegan even pointed right at me. Incubus played ozzfest too and papa roach has more hits than anyband you listen to. Ever heard of Getting Away with murder. Tell me that is not insane metal right there. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:12pm - Murph ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Murph nli said:passerby said:We're talkin metal here and the 5 bands I listed are bankin boku record sales and boku bucks. How can you even argue with the validity of my list. It speaks for itself. Not boku there genius. BEAUCOUP. It's French and top fives are retarded, everyone knows there is only one band that matters...OVER IT! www.myspace.com/overit ...like a SIREN ON THE 101!!!!!!!!! show meh sum tittiez [img] remember this crap Richard Lewis used to endorse? haha, that shit was gross |
| ______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:18pm - Yeti ""] passerby said:How bout listing bands instead of trying to fix my grammar. Jesus bro-get with the times. I like proven bands that sell millions of records. Really what is the problem with that. Chevelle is great. You may of seen them umm............................... On the Main Stage at ozzfest you tool! Talk to me when any bands you speak of get that kind of credibility. Yeah Metallica sold out alright. They sold out every show they played. I also saw Disturbed on the MAIN STAGE at ozzfest and Dave Donegan even pointed right at me. Incubus played ozzfest too and papa roach has more hits than anyband you listen to. Ever heard of Getting Away with murder. Tell me that is not insane metal right there. this is obviously a joke. Dave Donegan huh? thats Dave Draiman and Dan Donegan. even i know more about your "favorite" bands. if you cant bear to hear others opinions, dont express your own. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:24pm - Sinistas ""] But dude! He pointed at him! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:25pm - passerby ""] Say what you will but yeti obviously likes good music too but is afraid to admit it. I made a simple mistake with his first name. I value peoples opinions but nobody has one. They'd rather fix my grammar constantly. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:27pm - Yeti ""] well i'm certainly not going to listen to bad music. and yes i proudly admit my liking of good music. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:28pm - Archaeon ""] passerby said:Say what you will but yeti obviously likes good music too but is afraid to admit it. I made a simple mistake with his first name. I value peoples opinions but nobody has one. They'd rather fix my grammar constantly. because your "opinions" are so retarded that no one feels the need to truly state how they feel. this is a joke anyways |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:33pm - Kevord ""] This fake thread is dumb. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:35pm - eddie ""] fishcakes said:DEATH OBITUARY CARCASS NAPALM DEATH RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND is riverbottom nightmare band from like the muppets? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] mmm BoKu. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:37pm - Kevord ""] Riverbottom Nightmare band is from the greatest christmas movie ever. Emmit Otters Jugband Christmas. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:39pm - DREADkill ""] motorhead |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:39pm - eddie ""] Kevord said:Riverbottom Nightmare band is from the greatest christmas movie ever. Emmit Otters Jugband Christmas. YES! |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:39pm - Kevord ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:45pm - Sacreligion ""] aqua tatu britney spears paris hilton AIDS |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:47pm - HostileTakeover ""] this guys is such a tool! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:49pm - Granny_Monster ""] Emmit Otter's Jugband Christmas is an obscenely underrated holiday movie. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:49pm - aaron_michael ""] Archaeon said:passerby said:Say what you will but yeti obviously likes good music too but is afraid to admit it. I made a simple mistake with his first name. I value peoples opinions but nobody has one. They'd rather fix my grammar constantly. because your "opinions" are so retarded that no one feels the need to truly state how they feel. this is a joke anyways agreed. but it's still fun. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:51pm - Sacreligion ""] oh, i forgot "captain geech and the shrimp-shack shooters" |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:51pm - aaron_michael ""] passerby said:How bout listing bands instead of trying to fix my grammar. Jesus bro-get with the times. "about" The Red Chord and Iron Maiden played Ozzfest. I listen to them. I'm glad I'm with the times.:doublehorns: |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:52pm - DREADkill ""] MOTORHEAD |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:56pm - HostileTakeover ""] Hey passerbyer i dont think anyone wants to start a band with you if your influences are Chevelle , papa roach and disturbed!!! Well at least not on this board! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 3:58pm - Sacreligion ""] HostileTakeover said:Hey passerbyer i dont think anyone wants to start a band with you if your influences are Chevelle , papa roach and disturbed!!! Well at least not on this board! LIAR!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:00pm - HostileTakeover ""] huh? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:03pm - aaron_michael ""] my personal top 5 favorite metal bands are: 1. Sect of Execration 2. Neurosis 3. Crowbar 4. Slayer 5. Brodequin the list I posted before, I put up as more of a general thought on what the "top" bands are. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:04pm - passerby ""] From what I've read on this board both of you guys band suck the big one |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:06pm - HostileTakeover ""] My personal 5 metal bands are.... 1. Lamb of God 2. Slayer 3. Pantera 4. All That Remains 5. Unearth I know i'm gonna get a bunch of shit on this list! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:07pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ya know what passerby, i'll start a band with ya. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:07pm - Sacreligion ""] passerby said:From what I've read on this board both of you guys band suck the big one who exactly is this directed towards? i mean i know we suck but i was just curious to see if you were talking to anyone else |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:08pm - aaron_michael ""] passerby said:From what I've read on this board both of you guys band suck the big one "your" "guy's" double whammy [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:10pm - aaron_michael ""] I was wondering that myself. do you mean, our bands that we're in? or the bands we listen to? |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:17pm - xmikex ""] passerby said: Ever heard of Getting Away with murder. Tell me that is not insane metal right there. Actually no. I've never heard of that. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:18pm - Sacreligion ""] dude...it's all about fuckin captain geech and the shrimp shack shooters |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:19pm - HostileTakeover ""] hahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:19pm - DREADkill ""] HostileTakeover said:My personal 5 metal bands are.... 1. Lamb of God 2. Slayer 3. Pantera 4. All That Remains 5. Unearth I know i'm gonna get a bunch of shit on this list! i like 2 and 3, but the rest are gay, especially unearth. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:21pm - HostileTakeover ""] why dont people like lamb of god?? I have noticed alot of people in this board dont like them |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:21pm - xmikex ""] I saw Motorhead at Ozzfest once. It kicked total ass. It was the last cool thing to ever happen on Ozzfest. Ever. Case closed. This kid is a fucking herb. He should grab a garden hose and go floss out the gaps in Leigh Rush's teeth. I bet they have a lot in common that they could gab about. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:24pm - Sacreligion ""] xmikex said:I bet they have a lot in common that they could gab about. don't you mean "gap" about? bahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:25pm - DREADkill ""] motorhead is the correct answer for this thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:26pm - passerby ""] Lamb of God from what i hear are satantic voodoo motherfuckers and aren't even allowed to play in Las Vegas because of animal sacrificing. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:27pm - Sacreligion ""] DREADkill said:motorhead is the correct answer for this thread. you obviously missed my post about captain geech and the shrimp shack shooters |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:27pm - Kevord ""] DREADkill said:HostileTakeover said:My personal 5 metal bands are.... 1. Lamb of God 2. Slayer 3. Pantera 4. All That Remains 5. Unearth I know i'm gonna get a bunch of shit on this list! i like 2 and 3, but the rest are gay, especially unearth. I second this. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:28pm - xmikex ""] No seriously though guys. Here's my top 5. All really important, totally influential metal bands. 1. 311 (no brainer... Down is the brutalest song ever) 2. Drop 360 (if this band can open up the doors to such illustrious professions as "Jarrods Sound Guy" then it must be something) 3. Stuck Mojo (see Drop 360) 4. Any band that ever paid $1,000 to play Locobazooka or River Rave and then broke up 3 months later (sure they broke up and no one ever heard of them again. But it was all worth it to eat a thousand bucks and waste everyone's time before fading off into obscurity) 5. All the great successful bands that get nonstop radio play and entertain tr00 metal fans like fraternities, rugby teams, various hippies everywhere. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:28pm - Cav ""] passerby said:How bout listing bands instead of trying to fix my grammar. Jesus bro-get with the times. I like proven bands that sell millions of records. Really what is the problem with that. Chevelle is great. You may of seen them umm............................... On the Main Stage at ozzfest you tool! Talk to me when any bands you speak of get that kind of credibility. Yeah Metallica sold out alright. They sold out every show they played. I also saw Disturbed on the MAIN STAGE at ozzfest and Dave Donegan even pointed right at me. Incubus played ozzfest too and papa roach has more hits than anyband you listen to. Ever heard of Getting Away with murder. Tell me that is not insane metal right there. did you faint when he pointed at you? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:28pm - PryoryofSyn ""] 1.slayer 2.carcass 3.death 4.necrophagist 5.sleep terror getting away with murder? wtf? papa roach were a 2-hit wonders. and their biggest hit they stole the main riff from Iron Maiden |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:28pm - xmikex ""] Sacreligion said:xmikex said:I bet they have a lot in common that they could gab about. don't you mean "gap" about? bahahaha R D R R |
| _________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:29pm - Anthony ""] passerby said:Lamb of God from what i hear are satantic voodoo motherfuckers and aren't even allowed to play in Las Vegas because of animal sacrificing. YOU FAILED you were actually trolling people a little there but now it's patently obvious that you're bullshit. and you gave it up with a comment that wasnt even funny... tsk tsk you're done son |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:29pm - DREADkill ""] he got a pointy one in his shorts |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:31pm - PryoryofSyn ""] oops i forgot suicidal tendencies |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:31pm - xmikex ""] Who the hell is Chevelle? Name a song they did that I should care about. For a second I thought they were the ones that did Carribean Queen, but then I remembered that was Billy Ocean. Ipso factso: Billy Ocean is more brutal than Chevelle |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:33pm - Ryan_M ""] passerby said:I am completely flustered with the notion that i'm the laughing stock of this board. Hey dude, don't feel too bad. Other people have suffered much worse ridicule at the hands of RTTP posters than you. Do a search on "BlackMetalLady" and read the threads. If message boards were fists, that chick would be mashed to a pulp and drowning in her own blood. We're shitting on your taste in music because we know for a fact there's much better stuff out there and we want to see you listening to those bands instead of radio-friendly crap whose creativity is limited and directed by mass media and ever-changing fads and trends. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:36pm - Sacreligion ""] passerby said:You people are nuts. If anyone needs a talented axslinger I'm your man. Hit me up i bet you think you pick real fast but only actually scrape the side of your pick against the strings >:] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:37pm - PryoryofSyn ""] wheres blackmetalady when she's needed? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:37pm - aaron_michael ""] Cav said:passerby said:How bout listing bands instead of trying to fix my grammar. Jesus bro-get with the times. I like proven bands that sell millions of records. Really what is the problem with that. Chevelle is great. You may of seen them umm............................... On the Main Stage at ozzfest you tool! Talk to me when any bands you speak of get that kind of credibility. Yeah Metallica sold out alright. They sold out every show they played. I also saw Disturbed on the MAIN STAGE at ozzfest and Dave Donegan even pointed right at me. Incubus played ozzfest too and papa roach has more hits than anyband you listen to. Ever heard of Getting Away with murder. Tell me that is not insane metal right there. did you faint when he pointed at you? naw, he shrieked and threw his bra at him. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:40pm - aaron_michael ""] xmikex said:Down is the brutalest song ever) I swear, the people I work with think I'm insane for laughing out loud and scaring them when I read this line. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:42pm - passerby ""] Chevelle wrote send the pain below, the red, vitamin r. all kick ass songs. They are a great 3piece band that are all brothers. Who even listens to lamb of god. They always get a bad rap |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 4:46pm - DeRtOxIa ""] passerby said:You people are nuts. If anyone needs a talented axslinger I'm your man. Hit me up no waii!!! do you have any videos on youtube of you playing guitar along to any korn or godsmack songs?? that wuld b syck kthxbye |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 5:59pm - aaron_michael ""] I think Passerby got the hint. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 6:28pm - passerby ""] What hint. I'm still here and I know you people are all just busting my nut. Like i said I have a very broad horizon in taste of music and if you don't like Chevelle, there's 100 people out there that do |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 6:38pm - DeRtOxIa ""] i believe that only listening to music that is played on radio is about as narrow a horizon as someone can have in music taste. Even if you claim to listen to rap and hip hop and rock and punk and all that. if it's played on the radio, you're a pawn. Yeah i listen to metal, but it's not played on the radio (RTTP doesn't count). Sometimes i do like some types of punk, never heard it on the radio. I even like some types of rap. Not really but every once in a while. But if it's played on the radio then it's commercialized. You're feeding the system. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 6:38pm - Archaeon ""] passerby said: What hint. I'm still here and I know you people are all just busting my nut. Like i said I have a very broad horizon in taste of music and if you don't like Chevelle, there's 100 people out there that do theres a 1000 people who hate them too. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 16,2007 7:38pm - ZJD ""] xmikex said:I saw Motorhead at Ozzfest once. It kicked total ass. It was the last cool thing to ever happen on Ozzfest. Ever. Case closed. Was that before or after Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden headlined? |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 7:57pm - yummy ""] wow, passerby you're really sticking with your story, I gotta hand it to ya...sorta. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2007 8:16pm - Troll ""] ( if this isn't a fake Poster ) You stumbled upon the wrong forum Passerby. This is a tough crowd (so don't let the hipsters scare you away) but seriously, people aren't gonna take you seriously with your particular taste in music....Unless of course, you come here to be educated? < *in my best Dolph Lundgren accent via Rocky IV circa 1985* RTTP is a good gateway drug if you are willing to destroy all your old music and dig a little deeper into the world of independent music. There are so many good bands and sounds that come from the underground that you wont find on Mtv. Its truly amazing! Then, once you start to discover this great musical phenomenon you'll be surprised that the quality of music you've discovered from the underground doesn't get the recognition it rightfully deserves and then and only then you will know just how jaded most of us feel on this Board. Return To The Pit is a great resource to start with! So take some time to navigate RTTP's sites and sounds! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!! sincerely, The Hoff [img] (psst... Hey Rev, do I get some kind of commi$$ion for this bullshit? *hehe*) |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 8:38pm - retzam ""] Well, I read the first 3rd of this thread and don't know what to think and don't know whether people are even still posting lists, but: 5. Agalloch 4. Death 3. Judas Priest 2. Black Sabbath 1. Iron Maiden |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 9:20pm - nickyhelliot ""] Top five 1. Vader 2. Decapitated 3. Suffocation 4. Hypocrisy 5. Cryptopsy |
| __________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 9:37pm - Cathach ""] BLACK SABBATH MOTORHEAD IRON MAIDEN JUDAS PRIEST METALLICA* *regardless of what they turned into, you can't deny their impact |
| _________________________________ [Jan 16,2007 11:59pm - xmikex ""] passerby said: What hint. I'm still here and I know you people are all just busting my nut. Like i said I have a very broad horizon in taste of music and if you don't like Chevelle, there's 100 people out there that do There are 100 people who like Chevelle. Only 3 of them are over the age of 14. I'm gonna throw one out there and assume you're one of those 3. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 12:02am - yummy ""] But there's gonna be some intense solos on the new one so they're fanbase will be diminishing. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 4:13am - anonymous ""] passerby doesn't like hobbyrockers |
| __________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 8:19am - Cecchini ""] HostileTakeover said:why dont people like lamb of god?? I have noticed alot of people in this board dont like them i find them just to be soooooooo boringggggg. i hate those chicken shit riffs they play, they almost never have any sort of melody going on, its like watered down pantera without any of the dynamics that made pantera good. to make matters worse, their new shit is just blatant pantera knock off music. i'm not saying this is you or anything, but most of the people i know who like lamb of god are the people who don't look past mtv2/headbangers ball for bands. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 9:56am - Ryan_M ""] I still think passerby is a joke. Like I said earlier, heavy metal music has existed since 1970, its roots go back even further, it's been played with a countless variety of styles, and his top 5 are alternative rock bands - not even real metal - that were popular between 1996 and 1999. Even your average teenage mallrat could do a little better than that. Hey Passerby, what's your opinion of Nickelback? Pretty extreme huh? Especially the singer, who sounds like he's constipated - he's a real bad boy ain't he? Grrrr! ;) |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 10:01am - FuckIsMySignature ""] 1. Farting 2. Burping 3. Urinating 4. Shitting 5. Vomitting Top 5 Favorite bodily functions |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 10:12am - Josh_Martin ""] What the fucking fuck is wrong with some of you? Obviously this isn't for real. Anyways: Carnivore Dead Kennedys Black Sabbath Alice Cooper Slayer |
| _______________________________ [Jan 17,2007 10:38am - Yeti ""] i forgot Barrel Huckin' Yeti and the Rockodiles. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 12:58pm - BlackoutRick ""] Kevord said:[img] YES!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 1:05pm - SteveOTB ""] If The Reverend made commission for every stupid thread that's ever been posted on RTTP I'm pretty sure Bill Gates would be asking him to borrow money. Same goes for lame jokes too. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 2:35pm - passerby ""] what is bump? when my thread moves? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 3:16pm - aaron_michael ""] fake posters go home |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 3:51pm - passerby ""] Hey aaron michael I love depeche mode too |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 3:56pm - swamplorddvm ""] I think this was a joke. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 4:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 5:40pm - SinisterMinister ""] FuckIsMySignature said:[img] :satancross:Electric Fucking Mayhem!!:satancross: |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 17,2007 11:40pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Animal is hands down the best drummer ever to have lived. |