I just ordered COLON BLOW.[views:44791][posts:149]______________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:08pm - orgymf@work ""] i realised at a second glance that you must have been joking....since you said "in 2 minutes" |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:09pm - the_reverend ""] I've thought about this thread a lot. dya don't pussy output |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:18pm - poopsticks ""] dya wont do it. dya's colon is already the size of south africa. when he takes colon blow theres going to be millions of bacteria-infested feces and food pieces all over the place. dya exploding is like the fucking big bang |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:26pm - Niccolai is wicked pissed ""] orgymf@work said:20? spikes dogs? bullshit. i call bullshit! 3/4's of a pound per dog x 20 = way too much....not to mention those bulky ass sourdough sub rolls they serve em in. i want to see this in person!!! i challenge you!!! they are 3/4 before they are cooked. I'm betting a little over a half afterward. not 20 minutes, but I could do it. I'm getting sick. I'm only 6 dogs behind kobyoshi's 2006 record. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:35pm - orgymf@work ""] Niccolai%20is%20wicked%20pissed said: orgymf@work said:20? spikes dogs? bullshit. i call bullshit! 3/4's of a pound per dog x 20 = way too much....not to mention those bulky ass sourdough sub rolls they serve em in. i want to see this in person!!! i challenge you!!! they are 3/4 before they are cooked. I'm betting a little over a half afterward. not 20 minutes, but I could do it. I'm getting sick. I'm only 6 dogs behind kobyoshi's 2006 record. really? wow. mad respect |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:37pm - aril ""] pics are it didnt happen |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 5:07am - the_reverend ""] I want to see the toilet pics from the war aftermath. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 8:43am - Niccolai is wicked pissed ""] funny story actually. the night of the superbowl, my brother and I had two strippers over. I was more drunk then i'd ever been and challenged one to a hotdog eating contest, ate about 20 dogs and washed them down with sparks. suddenly I didn't feel so good (this is around 3 am) and I went to lay down. after about 5 minutes I got up, walked out of my room completely butt naked with about 40 people in my house, walked into the kitchen, microwaved 4 hotdogs and took them to the bathroom. sat on the crapper naked with the door wide open swallowing hot dogs and took the most gigantic shit (seriously like the size of a pringle can) while I threw up about 24 hotdogs whole into the bathtub... ass naked.. with the door wide open.. covered head to toe in sweat.. screaming heeellllp. after the deed was done I got up, no need to whipe my ass, and went to bed to work 2 hours later. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 8:47am - the_reverend ""] please, write a screen play for that and have it on the lionsgate desk with in the week. just make sure that the stripper is pregnant and sort of querky. oh and underage. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 8:50am - orgymf@work ""] Niccolai%20is%20wicked%20pissed said:funny story actually. the night of the superbowl, my brother and I had two strippers over. I was more drunk then i'd ever been and challenged one to a hotdog eating contest, ate about 20 dogs and washed them down with sparks. suddenly I didn't feel so good (this is around 3 am) and I went to lay down. after about 5 minutes I got up, walked out of my room completely butt naked with about 40 people in my house, walked into the kitchen, microwaved 4 hotdogs and took them to the bathroom. sat on the crapper naked with the door wide open swallowing hot dogs and took the most gigantic shit (seriously like the size of a pringle can) while I threw up about 24 hotdogs whole into the bathtub... ass naked.. with the door wide open.. covered head to toe in sweat.. screaming heeellllp. after the deed was done I got up, no need to whipe my ass, and went to bed to work 2 hours later. you are my hero |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 9:04am - Niccolai is wicked pissed ""] I left out how the stripper was huffing whip-its while she was riding the other ones face. One of them left one of their high heels here... like in cindarella. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 9:07am - DestroyYouAlot ""] ouchdrummer said:what ever happened with this stuff? *ahem* DestroyYouAlot said:Crap, forgot all about this. It's still sitting in my sock drawer. SOON. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 9:08am - orgymf@work ""] Niccolai%20is%20wicked%20pissed said:I left out how the stripper was huffing whip-its while she was riding the other ones face. One of them left one of their high heels here... like in cindarella. you should have tracked her down like cinderella and then fisted her |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 9:16am - Conservationist ""] No pics? FTL |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 9:29am - the_reverend ""] this morning, my innards dumped themselves out in a most unkind fashion. 1/2 a pizza + some wine + a bunch of 100% juice. FTL indeed. all that pain and then the toilet was just muddy colored. I thought I laid an ostrich egg. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 9:30am - orgymf@work ""] ha, i went through the same shitty experience this morning. papa gino's and beer |
| _______________________________ [Aug 29,2008 10:48am - Yeti ""] i took an awesome dump this morning. "i had a good nights sleep. i had a good BM" |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 11:35am - xanonymousx ""] [img] http://www.colonblow.com/tv/tv_spot.htm POOP COACH! [img] |
| ______________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:55pm - aril ""] need a fucking update, dude. because you were wearing the COLONBLOW shirt at band practice last night does not mean you've taken it. pics plz |
| _____________________________ [Sep 9,2008 3:27pm - Yeti ""] yeah man get with the cleansing. i am dying for the story. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 3:30pm - corpus_colostomy ""] as humans, we are all seeking a deep catharsis that is initiated by the symbolic resonance of lower GI rumbling...and a purging of the bowels. how very chaucer like. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 9,2008 3:31pm - Yeti ""] that is the longest way of saying "we like shitting" i have ever seen. well done. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 3:32pm - corpus_colostomy ""] DROWN IT IN ALLUSION, NUCKKA. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 9,2008 3:37pm - Yeti ""] don't you mean, saturate thy statement in a vast plethora of subtleties aimed at alluding to the topic at hand, nuckka? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 3:40pm - Conservationist ""] SHITTING FTW |
| ______________________________________________________ [Sep 10,2008 1:22pm - poopsticks is wicked pissed ""] this poseur has not taken this yet? i am getting sick of this shit take this and post pics |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 10,2008 1:25pm - the_reverend ""] he's a liar obviously |
| _______________________________ [Sep 10,2008 1:27pm - aril ""] he was wearing the colon blow shirt at practice on monday. that's the first proof I've seen |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 10,2008 1:33pm - Conservationist ""] DYA%20/%20NLI said:http://www.colonblow.com/ I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. Pics as soon as they're available. Please post pics. Or, just post them to turds.com |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 15,2008 11:18am - poopsticks ""] need update/pics |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 15,2008 11:19am - the_reverend ""] he's a liar. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 15,2008 12:54pm - Conservationist ""] Something emerged which was too extreme for any human to see... unspeakable horror! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 15,2008 1:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Moving into a new apartment this weekend - maybe I'll have to celebrate the new toilet. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 15,2008 2:36pm - Conservationist ""] Please do. And please post it to TURDS.COM when you do. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2008 4:37pm - the_reverend ""] WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH dya? |
| _____________________________ [Dec 30,2008 5:04pm - pam ""] the_reverend said:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH dya? If DYA is wrong, I don't wanna be right. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2008 5:30pm - the_reverend ""] I want the results. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2008 6:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Okay, fuck it - Operation: New Year's Cleanse is GO. This weekend. YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS WHEN YOU SEE IT |
| _________________________________ [Dec 30,2008 6:52pm - reimroc ""] DYA%20/%20NLI said:http://www.colonblow.com/ I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. Pics as soon as they're available. THE CLOCK IS TICKING... Say goodbye to your weekend because just like the home "detox" kits you will be sitting on the toilet for 48 hours. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2008 7:00pm - the_reverend ""] pictures please. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 20,2009 7:07pm - Conservationist ""] WHERE ARE THE POOP ROPES? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 9:48am - ouchdrummer ""] i thought this needed to come back. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 10:10am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Man, relevant thread is relevant. Sitting here working one out, thinking how my life could use a little Colon Blow. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 10:20am - arilliusbm ""] LOL |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 10:37am - boxxy ""] ouchdrummer said:i thought this needed to come back. You sir, have good taste in threads. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 1:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Have to see if Colon Blow is in this week's budget, otherwise I'll order it next week. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 1:42pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] this is unacceptable. still no pix? for shame, you made Danzig weep [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 17,2010 3:45pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Danzig does love looking at pictures of my shit, I'll give you that. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2010 11:45am - i can read ""] thuringwethil said:maybe I should try some of this I had a nasty caca this AM did this nasty shit occur in the ladies room at the library? hawt. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 18,2010 12:11pm - ernie ""] this is seriously one of the most terrifying things ever. i am lactarded and almost everyday hunched over on the toilet in unbearable pain dry heaving out of my ass, covered in sweat and tears. i have had ecoli twice and if i could have one wish it might be to never have to poop again. i hate it. i can only picture this 1 day cleaner stuff actually pushing me over the edge to actually committing suicide in the bathroom. does it hurt? stink? or does that blob of stuff just slide out like nothings new?? |