RTTP YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES
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[Mar 6,2008 2:58pm - SkinSandwich ""]
just before his suicide in April 1945, Adolf Hitler donated two dirty bombs, functional atomic bombs, to Japan. The two bombs were loaded on a German submarine en route to Japan but the submarine (U-234) was intercepted by a US destroyer which found uranium oxide on it A giant Japanese submarine was waiting for the two bombs, one of which was scheduled to be detonated over San Francisco on August 17, 1945, only 11 days after this little boy was dropped over Hiroshima.
[Mar 6,2008 3:06pm - kadooganism ""]
DESTROYYOUALOTSAID I BROKE DA INTERNET
[Mar 6,2008 3:07pm - kadooganism ""]
HAHAHA I TRICKED YOU ALL I AM THE MOST CONVINCING FAKE POSTER EVER AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE NO ONE CAN READ THIS BAHAHAHAHAHA
But in case it gets fixed, I OWN YOUR SOULS.
[Mar 6,2008 3:26pm - PeteovDom ""]
RTTP%20YOU%20ARE%20ALL%20ASSHOLES said:NO One on here is man enough to say anything? You all talk shit and then spit bullshit when you get called out on it.
this is probably KarmaEnema.
[Mar 6,2008 3:30pm - brian_dc ""]
I await the day that I can be seen
[Mar 6,2008 3:32pm - brian_dc ""]
password for the_reverend: filliecheizstakes
[Mar 6,2008 3:32pm - DrewBlood ""]
i love this thread
[Mar 6,2008 3:32pm - brian_dc ""]
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:bow::whipper::pukeface::HUMP::LOL::D[Mar 6,2008 3:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
NO U
[Mar 6,2008 3:33pm - largefreakatzero ""]
brian_dc said:everyone here is genuinely upset about this. You've made us all feel bad and we're all going to quit now.
Wanted to see if the quote thing worked.
[Mar 6,2008 3:34pm - Archaeon ""]
RichHorror said:
diarrhea_blumps%20nli said:
RTTP%20YOU%20ARE%20ALL%20ASSHOLES said: RESPOND WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING WORTHY TO SAY.
pigs can orgasm for up to 30 minutes....
The diamond is the hardest substance known to man.
Wrong. that would be MSD's penis at a playground.
[Mar 6,2008 3:41pm - DrewBlood ""]
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have you seen him?
[Mar 6,2008 3:42pm - brian_dc ""]
I agree with Drew
whatever he said
I agree
[Mar 6,2008 3:43pm - Mucko ""]
Fantastic.
[Mar 6,2008 3:44pm - brian_dc ""]
what phenomenal timing
[Mar 6,2008 3:45pm - brian_dc ""]
uhhh...LOL at the post that crippled the thread
[Mar 6,2008 3:48pm - the_reverend ""]
http://consumerist.com/364563/complaint-re...of-negative-links-including-lolcats
[Mar 6,2008 3:51pm - largefreakatzero ""]
"RULE # 220: Based on the Rasolon episode of Dr Who, it is possible that the TARDIS’s source of energy is anti-matter emanating from either a black hole somewhere in the galaxy or the black hole @ the center of the galaxy."
Haha -- what the fuck is this???
[Mar 6,2008 3:54pm - ouchdrummer ""]
diarrhea_blumps%20nli said:
RTTP%20YOU%20ARE%20ALL%20ASSHOLES said: RESPOND WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING WORTHY TO SAY.
pigs can orgasm for up to 30 minutes....
I am not sure about the pigs orgasming for 30 minutes, but i am sure that their vaginas are great because they feel most like a humans.... very moist
[Mar 6,2008 3:55pm - deadlikemurf ""]
"THE STACKHOUSE FILIBUSTER"
TELEPLAY BY: AARON SORKIN
STORY BY: PETE MCCABE
DIRECTED BY: BRYAN GORDON
TEASER
FADE IN: EXT. WASHINGTON, D.C. - NIGHT
C.J. [VO]
Dear Dad. First of all, Happy Birthday. Second of all, let me explain why I'm not on my
way there right now. You're not going to believe this, but it's because of a filibuster.
A filibuster that no one ever saw coming. Not the Senate leadership. Not the Party
leadership. And not me.
CUT TO: INT. C.J.'S OFFICE - NIGHT
C.J. is sitting at her computer typing an email to her father. A television is on in the
background.
C.J. [VO]
And if you're angry at me, well, you've got a lot of company. I'm going to explain all
this. Right now, it's Friday night and everyone is trying to get out the door - only I
won't let them.
CUT TO: INT. SAM'S OFFICE - NIGHT
A television is shown to be on C-SPAN2, broadcasting the U.S. Senate Live. A Democratic
Senator from Minnesota, HOWARD STACKHOUSE, has the floor and is reading from a recipe book.
HOWARD STACKHOUSE
...non absorbent paper. Yields approximately four servings.
Sam is watching the television, looking quite dismayed.
SAM
[to himself] This isn't happening.
Sam looks at his watch as STACKHOUSE continues to read.
STACKHOUSE
...sauce, or chili sauce...
Sam spots C.J. in the COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE.
SAM
C.J.!
C.J.
Yeah.
SAM
What the hell is he doing?
Sam and C.J. walk through into the CORRIDOR.
C.J.
It's a recipe for deep fried fantail shrimp.
SAM
Yeah. But, what's he still doing up there?
C.J.
He's got a recipe book.
SAM
How long will it go?
C.J.
I don't know.
SAM
I'm saying how many recipes are there?
C.J.
Altogether?
SAM
Yeah.
C.J.
I can't cook, but I think there are probably like 20 or 30.
SAM
You're screwing around with me.
C.J.
Oh, yeah.
SAM
I'm about to miss the 7:30 shuttle. If I miss the 8:30, I miss the last train to
Sag Harbor.
C.J. is handed a piece of paper by a staffer.
C.J.
You can spend the night in New York.
SAM
I've only got two nights. And you've gotta see this house.
C.J.
It's cool?
SAM
It's a Frank Lloyd Wright.
C.J.
Isn't it cold in Sag Harbor right now?
SAM
We wear sweaters. It's a Tommy Hilfiger ad.
C.J.
It can't last forever.
SAM
He's got 20 to 30 recipes he can still read.
Sam stops walking while C.J. continues through swinging doors into the JOSH'S BULLPEN,
still talking to Sam.
C.J.
Sam, seriously, there are more recipes than that.
SAM
Who cares? He's blowing my weekend in the Hamptons.
C.J.
Maybe he doesn't know about the sweaters.
Sam turns around and walks away.
C.J. [VO]
The reason they needed to stick around was that the moment the filibuster's over, there
will be a vote and once they vote, I need my spin boys.
C.J. is walking through JOSH'S BULLPEN.
JOSH
C.J....
C.J.
I know!
Josh jumps up from his chair and walks with C.J. through the bullpen.
JOSH
Who gave him the recipe book?
C.J.
I really don't think we can blame this on the recipe book. Plus, I now know the secret to
cold asparagus chantilly is a quarter cup whipped cream.
JOSH
I'm going to Port Saint Lucie, which may not mean anything to you, but happens to be the
spring training home of the...
C.J.
New York Jets. Yes, you've told me. Josh, you can watch basketball on T.V.
JOSH
Yes, except the New York Knicks are a basketball team, the New York Jets are a football
team, and Port Saint Lucie is the spring training home of the New York...
C.J.
[exasperated] Mets! Yes. Dammit, I'm inadequate.
Josh stops at the bottom of a small staircase that leads to the Briefing Room, while C.J.
continues. C.J. stops at the top to listen to Josh.
JOSH
A weekend at spring training. Mike Piazza is going to be standing in the batting cage.
[strikes a batting pose] He's going to turn and see me. He's going to say, 'Dude.'
C.J.
Well, I wouldn't want you to miss a legitimate 'dude' sighting.
JOSH
[excited] So I can take off?
C.J.
No.
C.J. walks into the PRESS BRIEFING ROOM full of reporters.
C.J. [VO]
Why do I need the spin? Because it's a bipartisan bill and I'm all for bipartisanship
as long as we get the credit. So, I've taken the press corps hostage.
The moment C.J. enters and heads for the podium, all of the reporters start calling her
name. A television in the room is tuned to Stackhouse on C-SPAN2 as he continues to talk.
C.J.
Guys, I'm sorry, but you know what? Listen, seriously, you're looking at democracy at
work, it's a beautiful thing.
REPORTER 1
And how much more beauty can we be expecting tonight, C.J.
C.J.
Well, I wouldn't think it would be that much longer.
REPORTER 2
He's got a recipe book.
C.J.
Yeah, but how many recipes can there be? 20? 30?
Another reporter, Mark, rushes up to C.J.
MARK
[in a loud whisper] C.J., it's Friday night. I'm supposed to have dinner with my
girlfriend. She's going to kill me.
C.J.
Yeah, but you know what, Mark? This is just the kind of thing that can cleanse the palate
of a relationship that's gone stale. Like a fine sorbet.
MARK
We've been going out three weeks.
C.J.
And she's already bitching about dinner?
MARK
C.J....
C.J.
Lose her.
Mark goes back to his seat as C.J. walks behind the podium. The reporters start to call
her name again.
C.J.
Listen up! Everybody, this was unforeseen. Obviously, he's got to finish sometime. When
he does, there will be a vote immediately. When it's done, the President will make his
calls, White House staff will be available for comment, and most important you will all
write about it. In the mean time, I say, pizza for everybody! Who's with me?
The room is silent.
C.J.
Excellent!
C.J. gathers her papers and leaves. Carol meets her outside the door and follows
C.J. through the HALLWAYS.
C.J.
We're going to need like a massive truckload of pizza. And, I don't know, maybe some
Cuervo 1800 if we've got it lying around.
CAROL
How much?
C.J.
Just enough for me.
Toby approaches.
TOBY
C.J., just so you know, I need to be at Telluride first thing in the morning.
C.J.
That's a rough assignment you pulled there.
TOBY
No, I'm saying, I already missed the 6:50 to Denver, but I can catch an 8:40 from
National if I change planes in Chicago.
C.J. and Toby enter C.J.'S OFFICE. Toby is bouncing his pink rubber ball.
C.J.
And as you're travel agent, it's important that you update me on that information.
TOBY
C.J....
C.J.
I'm supposed to be on my way to Napa right now for my Dad's 70th birthday. You hear me
complaining?
TOBY
You just did.
C.J.
Get out.
C.J. sits behind her desk with her computer.
TOBY
It's your dad's 70th birthday?
C.J.
Yeah.
TOBY
You doing anything?
C.J.
Yeah, we're all getting together in Napa.
TOBY
[quietly] I meant right now.
C.J.
No. I'm sitting and waiting. I'm ordering pizza. I'm catching up on e-mails.
TOBY
All right. I got a a basketball game on in my office if you want to come by?
C.J.
Is it the Jets and the Mets?
TOBY
It's the Nets and the Hawks. [with disdain] The Jets and the Mets?
C.J.
I know the teams. I'm joking when I do this. I'm joking when I do this.
TOBY
Okay.
Toby turns to leave, then turns back around.
TOBY
You know there's a 9:00 to SFO. You could drive to Napa.
C.J.
Yeah.
TOBY
All right. I'm in my office.
C.J. turns to look at the television, where Stackhouse is still speaking.
C.J.
It'll end.
TOBY
Do you have any idea how many recipes there are?
C.J.
I really don't.
Toby leaves.
STACKHOUSE [on T.V.]
...teaspoon of dry mustard...
C.J. begins to type.
C.J. [VO]
So, the press is in the briefing room. The staff is in the West Wing. And I'm right here.
I'm betting when you read this, you're going to be glad I stayed. I'm betting you're
going to end up rooting for a Minnesota Senator named Howard Stackhouse. 'Cause I gotta
tell ya, this doesn't seem like any old filibuster.
SMASH CUT TO: MAIN TITLES.
END TEASER
* * *
ACT ONE
FADE IN: EXT. WASHINGTON, D.C. - NIGHT
C.J. [VO]
It's our first filibuster, and I'm not a rules expert, but the rules of a filibuster are
simple enough.
FADE TO: INT. C.J.'S OFFICE - NIGHT
C.J. continues typing her e-mail.
C.J.
You keep the floor as long as you hold the floor. What does that mean? It means you can't
stop talking, ever. You can't eat, and you can't drink, which is fine, because you can't
leave the chamber to use the bathroom, either. But all that's nothing compared to this:
you're not allowed to sit down. You're not allowed to lean on anything or, for that matter,
anyone. It started with the bill you'll read about tomorrow morning called the Family
Wellness Act. Josh had been leading staffers from the Legislative Liaison Office in
negotiations with the conference chairman for weeks and this last Monday morning he
walked into the Roosevelt Room and said...
CUT TO: INT. THE ROOSEVELT ROOM - DAY
Josh enters and seats himself at the table.
JOSH
We got the Family Wellness Act.
LEO
It's done?
JOSH
Yes, sir.
LEO
What'd we get, what'd we lose?
JOSH
We got most of what we wanted in Title VII.
C.J.
That's infant hearing loss?
JOSH
Yeah, we got a hearing test for every child born in the U.S.
SAM
What about...?
JOSH
We did not get mandatory tests for children not born in hospitals.
SAM
We can live with that.
LEO
The Special Needs Adoption Awareness program?
JOSH
Right, this is a national campaign to provide information to the public regarding the
adoption of special needs children.
LEO
How'd we get it?
JOSH
By agreeing to a provision that would require health care staff to give pregnant women
information about adoption on an equal basis with all other courses of action.
C.J.
National Organization for Women's gonna hate that.
JOSH
I know.
C.J.
Women seeking abortions should not be required by law to be lectured at.
JOSH
Yeah, but you're gonna help me out there, right?
C.J.
Yes, I will. I will once again and betray the sisterhood.
Josh and the other men look down with small smiles.
C.J.
[pointing to each] Okay, I saw you, you, you, and you roll your eyes.
LARRY
You weren't even looking at me.
C.J.
I felt you.
LEO
[standing with others and clapping] We're done! Josh Lyman, everybody.
They all exit. Sam leaves with Josh.
SAM
Nice job.
JOSH
I know, I'm thinking seriously about turning pro.
SAM
Yeah?
JOSH
Yeah, I got agents talking to me, telling me I could go high in the second round, maybe
low in the first if I have a good postseason.
SAM
You don't want to stay in school, get your education?
JOSH
Nah, I'm white, nobody's gonna mind.
They walk into LEO'S OFFICE.
LEO
Josh, this looks good. I mean, he stuck sunsets on a bunch of small-ticket items, but...
JOSH
That's the way it's gonna happen.
LEO
You just spent six billion dollars on health care. How do you feel?
JOSH
I'd feel better if it meant just once I could go to a doctor without filling out
something on a clipboard.
LEO
All right, what else?
TOBY
Philip Sluman, who's the chairman of the Petroleum Producers of America, testified
yesterday to the FTC that "the Bartlet administration's" - blah, blah - "relentless
pursuit of emissions standards in the form of additives like MTBE is a big reason
we've seen price hikes in some parts of the country."
LEO
The Energy Secretary's got to respond.
TOBY
The Energy Secretary's gonna respond and I'd like to mention that to the Vice President.
LEO
You want me to do it?
TOBY
I got it.
LEO
He's gonna be pretty unhappy.
TOBY
Yep.
LEO
Anything else?
TOBY
No...
C.J.
Nope.
JOSH
No sir, thank you.
They all exit.
CUT TO: INT. C.J.'S OFFICE - PRESENT
C.J. continues typing.
C.J. [VO]
So there it was, the Family Wellness Act, an omnibus health bill aimed at diseases that
disproportionately affect children. This was a good day, 'cause something got done. The
problem is, we only thought it was done. Dad, this would be a good time to mention that
it's possible that an Egyptian cat goddess named Bast has put an ancient curse on me.
CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - DAY
C.J. walks through a hallway. Charlie catches up with her.
CHARLIE
C.J.!
C.J.
Charlie.
CHARLIE
Listen...
C.J.
May I call you Chip?
CHARLIE
No...
C.J.
Chipper?
CHARLIE
No...
C.J.
Gilligan?
CHARLIE
Listen...
C.J.
Yes?
CHARLIE
Hassan Ali's coming here at the end of the week.
C.J.
He's got 38 wives.
CHARLIE
Yeah.
C.J.
Imagine being the girl he dated who he didn't marry.
CHARLIE
C.J.?
C.J.
Hassan Ali is coming?
They reach C.J.'S OFFICE.
CHARLIE
Yeah, and on the President's trip to Cairo, Ali gave him a gift, a ceramic statue.
C.J.
Okay.
CHARLIE
The State Department told the Office of Protocol it is important that the gift be
displayed when Ali visits.
C.J.
Display it.
CHARLIE
Well, the Office of Protocol wasn't able to find it.
C.J.
They should talk to the gift officer.
CHARLIE
They did.
C.J.
And?
CHARLIE
They say you have it.
C.J.
I'm sorry?
CHARLIE
Sherry Halpurn, the gift officer on the trip, says she handed it to you in Cairo.
C.J.
Did you say a small, ceramic statue?
CHARLIE
Yeah, of a cat.
C.J.
Okay... [sighs] okay... okay.
CHARLIE
C.J.?
C.J.
Yes?
CHARLIE
You know anything about it?
C.J.
Well, I have to think about it, Charlie. It was a year ago, and it's not like I have
instant recall of every ceramic cat statue I've ever been handed in Cairo.
CHARLIE
Yeah, should I tell Protocol that...?
C.J.
Tell Protocol I'm searching my recollection.
CHARLIE
Protocol's recollection seemed pretty good.
C.J.
Leave me now.
CHARLIE
Sure.
C.J. spots Toby in the hallway.
C.J.
Toby.
TOBY
I'm going to see Hoynes, talk to me later.
C.J.
Okay, Carol?
CAROL
What do you need?
C.J.
Some information, possibly a disguise, and a fast getaway car. Come inside.
CUT TO: INT. THE MURAL ROOM - DAY
Hoynes is with several senior citizens standing with quilts. They are posing for pictures.
HOYNES
Tell me something, how did they not anticipate the flooding?
REPORTER
There was an unexpectedly high snowmelt.
HOYNES
The snow fell three months ago. Did they not think it was going to melt this year?
CANDY
Thank you, everybody.
Hoynes thanks the guests for coming as they exit.
HOYNES
Thank you so much. It was a pleasure. Thank you. Beautiful quilts.
WOMAN
Thank you very much, sir.
CANDY
The temperatures were unseasonably warm last month.
MAN 1
We don't know why.
HOYNES
Well, it could have been something due to the sun, though, right?
MAN 2
Sir?
HOYNES
We're done. [to man] Yeah?
MAN 2
Can you see Toby Ziegler?
HOYNES
Yeah. 25 million acre-feet of water, Candy, that's eight trillion gallons.
CANDY
Yes, sir. [exits with the other staffers]
HOYNES
[as Toby enters] Hey, Toby.
TOBY
Good morning, Mr. Vice President.
HOYNES
The California Aqueduct is twice the length of Pennsylvania. Did you know that?
TOBY
I knew it was pretty big.
HOYNES
What do you need?
TOBY
[as both sit] Philip Sluman, testifying yesterday in front of the FTC, charged that it
was the White House's pursuit of tighter emissions standards that's caused the rise
in prices...
HOYNES
Phil Sluman had a good point.
TOBY
Mr. Vice President, I don't want to go round and round with you on Sluman.
HOYNES
Okay.
TOBY
He had no point.
HOYNES
Policy forces them to use expensive additives whose benefits are questionable.
TOBY
It's price gouging...
Hoynes shrugs his shoulders.
TOBY
It costs marginally more to refine the fuel with the additives and the cost is being
passed on to the consumer at an outrageous markup.
HOYNES
Toby, if a refinery shuts down, if there's a fire, which isn't, like, out of the question
when you're dealing with petroleum, production comes to a halt, gas becomes scarce, the
prices go up, then they come back down.
TOBY
Well, it's good to know the companies can make it through the lean times.
HOYNES
Yeah.
TOBY
Anyway, sir, tomorrow night, Bill Trotter's gonna be delivering a speech to the Detroit
Economic Counsel on Energy Efficiency in the 21st century, and we're gonna rewrite the
draft to include a fairly strong rebuttal to Phillip Sluman's remarks.
HOYNES
[clears throat] You shouldn't have Bill Trotter do it.
TOBY
Why?
HOYNES
'Cause his rants against the oil companies have become familiar and the press has stopped
writing about them.
TOBY
Still...
HOYNES
It's also pretty dicey political terrain for the Energy Secretary.
TOBY
Who would you send?
HOYNES
To punch back? Me. [stands]
TOBY
Really?
HOYNES
I'm having a press conference tomorrow afternoon to announce an advisory group for the
antitrust policy. I'll take questions at the end, I'll open it up for anything, and they
will ask me about Sluman and oil.
TOBY
Mr. Vice President...
HOYNES
Toby, if you think I'll be too soft on him, stand in the back of the room... if you don't
like what I say, call Bill Trotter and say, "You're on for tomorrow night."
TOBY
[standing] Would you mind if I prepared some notes for you?
HOYNES
[chuckling lightly] Oh, not at all... Would you mind if I shoved them up your ass?
TOBY
[laughing] No, sir... well, thank you, sir, we appreciate it.
HOYNES
I heard you got the Family Wellness Act.
TOBY
We scheduled the vote for Friday at noon.
HOYNES
You'll have the bill by 12:05.
The filibuster continues in the background.
STACKHOUSE [VO]
...six egg yolks, three cups of heavy cream, six tablespoons of sugar, two tablespoons...
TOBY
Thank you, Mr. Vice President. [exits]
CUT TO: INT. C.J.'S OFFICE - PRESENT
C.J. [VO]
I'll get back to the cat story in a second, 'cause I have to interrupt to say this: if
you ever have a free two hours and are so inclined, try standing up without leaning on
anything and talking the whole time. You won't make it. I wouldn't make it. Stackhouse
wasn't supposed to last 15 minutes. He's 78 years old. He has a head cold. This bill is
going to pass. He has no hope, to say nothing of I can't imagine what the hell it is
he's fighting for. Stackhouse wasn't supposed to last 15 minutes.
STACKHOUSE [on T.V.]
That is how you prepare Virginia Green apple pie. Let's turn now to David Copperfield...
C.J.
[still typing] Well, somebody forgot to tell Stackhouse, Dad, cause he just went into
hour number eight.
STACKHOUSE [on T.V.]
...1870, began this great work...
FADE OUT.
END ACT ONE
* * *
ACT TWO
FADE IN: EXT. THE WHITE HOUSE - NIGHT
STACKHOUSE [VO]
...whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show...
CUT TO: INT. THE WHITE HOUSE MESS - CONTINUOUS
Sam is sitting by the T.V. in front of his laptop computer. Stackhouse is still on
T.V. reading "David Copperfield."
STACKHOUSE [on T.V.]
...To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record I was born, as I have
been informed and believe on a Friday at 12:00 at night. It was remarked that the
clock began to strike...
C.J. walks in to grab some coffee.
STACKHOUSE [on T.V.]
...and I began to cry simultaneously...
C.J.
Hey.
SAM
Hey.
C.J.
What are you doing?
SAM
Well, it's a little complicated and indeed difficult to explain in layman's terms.
Sam is playing solitaire on the computer.
C.J.
You can put the black seven on the red eight.
Sam realizes that C.J. can se
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[Mar 6,2008 4:11pm - thegreatspaldino ""]
the only way i can do sit ups is if some sweaty guy bends over in front of me
[Mar 6,2008 4:12pm - the_reverend ""]
RULE # 34: For the Soul Equation, which works similar to relativity or/and pressure or/and resistance to pressure, in computing STR of NEW (compressed) soul in terms of # of souls; but, first, note that Palestinians, who would get C3, which is a unit that is 1 less than that of the Israelis, who would get C2. So, if an average Israeli would get a 10 to 20 C2, {C3 for the aged}, then an average Palestinian would get a 5 to 20 {C3 to C4}, C3 for the elite such as elite soldiers & scientists & engineers, and C4 for non-elite (lower class: C4 to C5 for the aged). Note that C3 = C2^LOG10(C2) = C3. So, then, the for # of workers needed to make a nuclear bomb: (Human) soul vs. (another human) soul: Z^[-X + (((C2, larger value) - (C2, smaller value))^(1/{D=2}))] @ DP, where D = dimension, such as D = 2 for parts of surface area of a planet, which the above equation would have effect on, which changes to D = 3 for parts of entire planet on a 3 dimensional scale for a planet rather than its surface area, where D = 2, and where base = Z = # of stats = 10 represents Binary Logic of TL, while base = 2.72 represents Fuzzy Logic of mutant power(s), in computing STR of NEW (compressed) soul in terms of # of souls, and where X = 1 = LOG10(Y), where Y = 10% uncertainty. This equation should only be used @ C2 DP; if it’s used @ C1 DP, this equation changes to cloning equation; and, if it’s used @ C3 DP, it becomes a death-reincarnation equation. This equation is meant be used only @ C2 DP to measure # of lesser souls occupying a greater soul, manifesting as a body, sort of like in the movie series, “Nightmare on Elm Street”. A male Israeli @ 20.5878 C2 = 14 C1 DP & a Palestinian @ 14.6094 C2 = 12 C1 DP, the male Israeli’s soul would be @ 10^[-1 + 2.445] =10^1.445 = 27.8x that of his foe’s soul, sort of like [similar to relativity, such where gravity being +/-[5^2]x more for every 5 C1 increment or/and decrement WHEN C1 = OR GREATER THAN 60, while +/-[5]x for every 5 C1 increment or/and decrement WHEN C1 LESS THAN 60], using binary logic. On C1 scale, it’s 10^[-1 + (((C1, larger value) - (C1, smaller value))^(1/2))] @ DP = 10^[-1 + 1.414] = 2.6x that of his foe’s soul for the average male Israeli. You can use this equation to figure out # of men or persons needed to construct an A-bomb, assuming they are @ uniform skill(s). You can, also, use it for the fictional character GLOVE in the ‘80s cartoon series “Bionic Six”, where you’d put GLOVE @ 16 to 25 C1 DP, while, Glove’s boss & leader, Scarab is @ 25 to 36 C1 DP, where Scarab would be @ 18 CA DP = 37.65 C1 DP = 304 C2 DP; each member of the Bionic Six would be @ between 36 C2 DP < 6 AMBS > & 49 C2 DP < 7 AMBS >; while, the Professor would be @ = 25 C1 DP = 90 C2 DP = 6,592 C3 DP. But, there seems to be some discrepancies by or according to RULE # 28. Look @ RULE # 69, # 97, # 174, # 203, & # 350.
[Mar 6,2008 4:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Clearly this is vital to understanding the rest of it.
[Mar 6,2008 4:27pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""]
my vagina smells like a penis
[Mar 6,2008 4:50pm - the_reverend ""]
rule #34 was different last time I looked at it.
[Mar 6,2008 5:15pm - DomesticTerror ""]
who's in guitar world, and where's the thread that cheesed junior off?
[Mar 6,2008 5:18pm - SkinSandwich ""]
In 1938, Hitler was chosen as Time Magazines "Man of the year"
[Mar 6,2008 5:20pm - brian_dc ""]
who cares...it's a fucking huge c+p party in here!
[Mar 6,2008 5:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
RTTP%20YOU%20ARE%20ALL%20ASSHOLES said:it doesn't get to me that bad if you guys didn't get so pissy when its you on the receiving end of the trashing.The only hole I'm gonna dig is the grave for you and your faggy bandmates. Go shove dildoes in your ass again fag.
That was Rich Horror's ass, not mine. But if you don't put dildos in your ass you're a faggot, faggot. I hope you're digging my grave free of charge, because I don't believe in paying for funerals.
[Mar 6,2008 6:18pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""]
if i shove a tampon in my ass and then go swimming it feels like my uncle
[Mar 6,2008 7:14pm - kadooganism ""]
hahaha yes no one pays attention
[Mar 6,2008 7:15pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""]
im in photoshop class,,,,
my bung needs tonguing
[Mar 6,2008 7:38pm - kadooganism ""]
I'm just gonna let this keep going 'til someone notices...
[Mar 6,2008 7:45pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""]
i did...
[Mar 6,2008 7:47pm - kadooganism ""]
if an average black man is @ 30 C3 DP = 16.42 C2 DP, then the Confederate States be @ 900 C3 DP
[Mar 7,2008 4:21am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
[QUOTE="DestroyYouAlot:730920"]Rule # 551: I NEVER (except once, but even that they managed to leave out the worst bits) hear of any news of any crimes committed by USA by the American news media, unless I research it through google or/and watch the history channel, which even that they imply it but NEVER directly state it, else fear of reprisal from the Pentagon, as happened to CNN, for a decade, after Gulf War I. Most current example would be Iraqis INDIRECTLY telling the USA you can have our oil, but stop bombing us, as well as the internal religious & cultural strife between the 3 different ethnic groups, same as in Yugoslavia, where it was about mineral rights by USA companies rather than about oil, allowing USA to legitimize and legalize through UN the illegal aggression against a NON-threatening nation by USA, which the USA feeds on, the old tactic of divide & conquer they learned from Britain, which divided Iraq & Kuwait, which resulted in the Gulf War I & II, which is manifested in the so-called free elections, which legitimize USA aggression of taking over a sovereign country for its oil, which few seem to notice that the Gulf War I & II was about oil & the Euro, and it NOTHING to do with WMD, since the top Iraqi scientists had IQ of someone with an Associate degree in physics, which is enough to understand the basics, but NOT enough to build all the complex parts, why Iraq needed help from the French. Most commonly used tactic of trolls is to call (a) NON-troll(s) (a) troll(s), sort of like Capitalists were calling Communists evil, when both were same: what was happening was that 2 super trolls fighting each other for supremacy. And, Negative Energy is so powerful that it takes an entire society to stop a troll, sort of like 1 bad fruit can ruin all the good fruits in a basket. And, there seems to be levels of trolls, from the most vicious to the average: society seems to be infected with them, mostly average, which seem to be controlled by the few, who are most evil & vicious. The amount of Negative Energy it takes to control society or/and escape laws of society is proportional to amount of energy needed to bypass laws of physics, in what is commonly understood as the light barrier, escaping it allows FTL, time & dimensional travel, by excessively manipulating Negative Energy, which in the/this 2nd example: I don’t mean psychology, but in manner of accumulating science TL in similar way excess greed would accumulate wealth, power, resources, & fame, which where US(A) Presidents have a nasty habit of having ulterior evil motives for their so-called good deeds, some form of imperialism.
Rule # 550: There are 5 parts to this rule. Based on my Rule # 3 & Rule # 6, this: {(0,0) END} is a human, usually a male human, at least in this rpg HYBRID, since women are too complicated to make in my rpg, since creating women in my rpg requires politically incorrect math, but to return to what I was saying before I digressed, is as follows: although I’m using the {(x,y) END} from Champions/Hero to illustrate a point that being {(0,0) END} ought to be for a human, usually a male human, at least in rpg HYBRID. The variable (y) which in Champions/Hero is/was meant to define LS in terms of “END” @ some fraction that of default LS, which its C# depends on the character, better to use C2, since it will give greater LS or Life Span, but less C2 PL or Power Level, if the original C# had been C1 in terms of C2 before using the ½ which will then @ C2 increase PL to 98 C2 which is NOT mutant power but what C2 value for IQ, which is NOT what IQ is @ 98, but IQ is 260 @ 98 C2, which is then reduced to get mutant power(s). If the original C# had been C1 rater than C2, #s for both being different of course, then LS @ C1 would be 10 rather than 20, if starting default LS or 0 END had been @ 20 C1, then PL would increase to 20x2 = 40 C1 rather than 49x2 = 98 C2, but LS or Life Span using C1 is ½ the C2, meaning manipulating points @ C1, gives a 10 C1 LS rather than a 49/2 = 24.5 C2, which is a 15 C1 by X^LOG10(X), where 20 C1 = 49 C2 and 15 C1 = 24 C2, approximately. The ½ is or was supposed to be ½ of C2 for LS or Life Span, but somewhere along the line, it seems to have gotten mistranslated into ½ END, @ -1 limitation for default Life Span, giving a +1 advantage for Power Level for the mutant, which coincidently is similar to the way it works in my rpg HYBRID, where I’d multiply default PL by 2x, reducing LS by 2x, by multiplying LS by ½, allowing one to multiply PL by 2x, but it is difficult to explain why it’s similar, either coincidence or/and more than a coincidence, but then again, I was thinking about END in 1987, as its important in the scheme of things, that of MU TSR rpg which, later, I made it to be @ C2, for its health stat, which is usually @ C2, a conclusion I came up with in the 1990s, which is different from the Karma stats, which usually are @ C1, although Intuition can be @ C2 if poorly defined or/and if poorly used, but Intuition that of the MU mutant humanoid female character Destiny has her Intuition @ either C2 or C1, NOT sure, since it depends on how you interpret that female character, if she’s scamming you or/and if she’s for real, although even if she’s scamming her victims @ C2, she can be or/and still is very effective, and if her Intuition is @ C1 PL, then you can interpret that character as you like, although if her psychic powers is that of the MU Purple Man, then her Intuition is @ C2, rather than C1 PL, which is more like that of Dr Doom, before I even discovered to come up with a stat called LS or Life Span, which, for this example, is ½ C2 of original default Life Span, in order to increase PL or Power Level by factor of 2x. The reason it has to be a limitation is for PL or Power Level to have an advantage, the LS or Life Span must take on the -1 limitation, which is ½ C2 for Life Span, which original was @ 0 END or @ default, whatever value it was @ for that mutant. In Champions/Hero rpg, END (0, ½) USUALLY APPLIES TO MUTANTS AND means that person starts @ 0, which is NOT a value of 0, but meaning default, THEN if the character is a mutant, but he must be a mutant in order for him to have the or/and be @ ½, which is what his mutant power level will by @ after his IQ is reduced after his IQ is increased by +1 advantage, meaning his C2 will double or increase by factor of 2x, which is then reduced to ½ advantage or ½ limitation from his 2nd 0 END, which is his NEW PL after having his PL increased due to his LS or Life Span decreased, such for a character such as the MU Spiderman, allowing him to increase his PL or Power Level @ C2 by factor of 2x with advantage of +1, which @ C2 for IQ is increased to which must be decreased to have mutant power(s), the more he decreases his IQ, the more power(s) he gets, and NOTE that he already starts with a larger LS or Life Span than an average adult male human, allowing him to decrease his LS to human levels, which in turn will increase his PL, and since his PL is, also, greater than average adult male human, his PL will increase even more, with his LS decreased: this all can be reversed to apply for PL (rather than LS) @ C2 of ½ its original value @ -1 limitation, which will increase LS by a factor of 2x which is +1 advantage, to increase LS @ C2 by factor of 2 by advantage of +1, which is NOT usually done, since mutants usually crave power(s) rather than longevity or/and longer life span: this is NOT the rule itself, but a little background information on what I’m about to say after my next comment, which will also serve as a little extra background information on what I’ll say later, in a brief moment, after this brief commentary to serve as a little background information on what I’ll say later so that it’s NOT taken out of context. NOTE that default has multiple values, depending on if it’s fixed or NOT, both can take on the concept/term of 0 END, which is term from Hero & its predecessor, Champions rpg: this is a side note & NOT the rule itself: a little background information. The Psyche stat for the MU character Dark Phoenix is within a range of 30 to 40 C1 Default Psyche, with Phoenix being @ 20 to 30 C1 DP, with Jean Grey’s powers @ 20 C1 DP, although she isn’t @ that, since her COM is that of a woman & NOT a guy, but getting back to what I was saying that being Dark Phoenix’s creator, Professor X is @ 49 or 50 C1 Default Psyche. The ’86 MU TSR rpg creates an interesting paradox with the MU character Dark Phoenix which is NOT what this rule is about but serves as background to what I’ll say later. The purpose of why the ’86 MU TSR rpg killed the Dark Phoenix off, temporarily, because she maximized her stats, lowering her Life Span to increase her Power Level, besides Xaiver NO longer wanting her give Jean Grey extra powers, where she was acting as herald for Xavier, similar to way Norinn Radd acted as herald for Galacuts, but getting back to what I was saying about the Dark Phoenix getting killed off temporarily because she maximized her stats, based on combination of 3 (three) things: [{X^LOG10(X) @ C1} for X @ C2], in conjunction with Rule # 3 & Rule # 6}, meaning her unusually high stats can be explained away with the/my original equation X^LOG10(X), using Rule # 3 & Rule # 6: this will serve as background to what I’m about to say. The purpose of my grandiose statement in Part II of this rule is NOT to reveal how pretentious I seem to be, but to reveal how all rpgs can be reduced to 2 recursive equations, like the 2 blades on a helicopter: major equation being X^LOG10(X) @ C# for X for point distribution & the minor equation being X^LN(X) for some of its properties @ C# for X, although you can define the properties, using the original X^LOG10(X), without having to rely on its minor sibling equation X^LN(X), and/but relying too heavily on X^LN(X) is NOT good idea, to rely too heavily on it, that is, since you might end up with similar problem if the equation had been instead X^2, since the X is based on the equation X^LOG10(X), which is the main equation for point distribution @ C#. This equation could just as well be written as X^2, as the recursive equation, instead, for point distribution, but X^2 would NOT give the correct point distribution used by the other rpgs, except @ LOG10(100), FOR EXPONENT, = 2, although it does give some interesting results to ponder, and/but if I were to use X^2, then I’d have to rewrite most of my rules: which I don’t want to, NOR feel like it, and besides it would move me away from my main objective which is to have a 1 page rpg, which can be done with Rule # 3 & Rule # 6, & the 2 simple recursive equations just mentioned above, X^LOG10(X) & X^LN(X) @ C# for X, for point distribution. The odd thing about Part 2 of this rule is that even my favorite colors which changed over time seem to reflect comic books characters, is an example of Maxwell’s equation of time travel. There are 4 parts to this rule. The DC character Spectre is an extreme version of the 2nd part of this rule, that being Maxwell’s equation of time travel, which in terms of MU is Captain Universe, when Spiderman was taken over by Captain Universe when he was taken to the micro-verse [subatomic universe of MU] by the subatomic MU character Fear, which is what’s to come in Part 2, but I didn’t supply an/any example, which is what I just said. For Part 1, then, the first modification to make to the Fibonacci # is TO add LOG10(% of accuracy of TL). But, even before that, one must NOTE THAT THE C# has properties similar to gravity, in that both are recursive, and using the Fibonacci series on C# doesn’t always give you the correct TL # @ that C# when computing TL based on C#, since taking root Y, based on some Fibonacci #, which has to be modified, but when C# is small, that modification isn’t too great NOR too complicated. And, just like laws of physics break down when gravity is too intense inside singularity, but @ same time within some universal set of physics, similarly, if one could figure out the correct modification to the Fibonacci # that one could apply to C# to figure out Y root of C#, he could figure TL, even with a large C#, which will eventually give an even larger C#, when # in C# is very large, but both my lat former & latter comment are different, regarding #, which are of 2 types, being (# C#), which might be said or/and written as (# @ C#), in which there are 2 types of #s. And, a value of 10 C in the ’86 MU TSR rpg is 10 C0, both being @ a unitless unit, where 10 is a neutral value, until, a proper unit is assigned, same with Champions / Hero, which have inconsistent units of magnitudes, similar mistake that the ’86 MU TSR rpg make, perhaps it used Maxwell’s time travel equation to steal my ideas from the future, since it, the ’86 MU TSR rpg lacks the proper unit of magnitude, the only way that can happen is if it’s stolen my ideas, unless it is intentionally keeping out the proper units of magnitude from the public, for some unknown reason, maybe for same Reason that Nostradamas was vague, but @ same time was a fraud when it came to chemistry, but was @ same time genius when it came to predicting future events, unless it was based on some other book, that being the bible code, which IF true is based on Maxwell’s equation of time travel, same way these other rpgs are stealing my ideas before I have chance to invent it & claim it as their own even though it’s probably NOT their own, but probably mine, since fragments of many (close to all) of my ideas which I independently discover without any outside resource shows up in different rpgs, as well as in recent scientific discoveries, predicted 1st by my rpg HYBRID & its equations & algorithms, including the many recent discoveries also predicted by my rpg HYBRID & its equations & algorithms, predictions such as that of there being microscopic black-holes, is based on my recursive equation X^LOG10(X) @ C# for X, IF I DO NOT SOUND PRETENTIOUS, then, also, the super computers is, also, based on my recursive equation of X^LOG10(X) @ C# for X, as well as teleportation that the pentagon is researching into is based on my recursive equation X^LOG10(X) @ C# for X, & creating a viable human from an egg without a sperm, is based on my recursive equation X^LOG10(X) @ C# for X, my idea(s), where the sperm(s) has/have a parasitic propert(y/ies), because the male human has LESS points than the human female, is how the 2 genders operate: why, animals within the same specie look alike, and difference in appearance is between differing species is just topology, but similarities between the 2 genders within the same specie look alike for reason that since difference in points for the 2 genders are close to being similar for animals, although ratio is never @ 1:1, else THEN reproduction would be difficult @ 1:1 ratio, but NOT impossible, but possible, depending on, again, my major recursive equation X^LOG10(X) @ C# for X, and its minor sibling equation X^LN(X) @ C# for X, but the female will always get more points than the male, UNLESS the male is a mutant, but he must NOT looked deformed, but he looks deformed, he (mutant) to be superior must have hidden points, to be equal to a female; while, we humans are/look different in terms of appearance, since the human female has LOT MORE points than the human male, and being humanoid in shape, also, gives us more points, by simply having that humanoid shape, where the shape or/and topology of having a humanoid shape acts to reinforce the laws of conservation of mass & energy, according to math, since physics is based on math, why math is more gibberish than physics, which according to 1 theory, the universe before it created itself, scanned alternate timelines & picked 1, and created itself, BASED ON my 2 universal recursive equations: X^LOG10(X) & X^LN(X) @ C# for X, which it seems/looks to me that in my opinion the universe, reality, & all its dimensions that we live in & don’t perceive, its rules & laws, including laws of quantum mechanics & relativity that of Einstein, IS BASED ON my 2 universal recursive equations: X^LOG10(X) & X^LN(X) @ C# for X, why all rpgs have point distribution @ C#, based on X^LOG10(X), while 2nd minor equation X^LN(X) is just an extra equation to make sure that the other 1st major equation that of X^LOG10(X) is properly & efficiently used, where even history itself is based on my 2 universal recursive equations: X^LOG10(X) & X^LN(X) @ C# for X. So, in effect reality is based on my ideas or/and my rpg, HYBRID, which is what all rpgs are based on & all science, math & engineering is based on my 2 simple recursive equations: X^LOG10(X) & X^LN(X), including useful to fractals, including physical objects that look like or/and seem to be puzzles such as a Rubik cube or/and its manifestations, and everything else, including genders, including any & all science-fiction is based on these 2 equations of mine, which is what my rpg HYBRID is based. And, perhaps the first rpg that I read, the ’86 MU TSR rpg, was (it seems or perhaps it is: all my evidence points to this) based on my future rpg, HYBRID, that I would try to create in the 1990s, but is still incomplete, but as far as C# goes, it’s % of completion is [(year – 1990)^2] = % of completion for C#, but as far as myself having all the rules for manipulating C# is incomplete, but based on the equation 2 equations, major being @ X^LOG10(X), and its minor sibling being @ X^LN(X), since I’m NOT genius, and it would take a genius to complete all the rules. So, just as gravity can take on different values, so can C#, each being different, in terms of how dense or not it is for its point distribution. I will momentary digress with this brief statement that the unit of magnitude CA in my rpg HYBRID stands for CMagic, and as for the letter “C”, by itself would be written as C0, a neutral unit of magnitude being a unitless unit, meaning undefined as of yet, same as C#, is the quantum state but defined in some specific C# for point distribution, where C1 is less dense than CA, which is usually maximum value for the MU Beyonder. And, since there isn’t any entity or/and force more powerful than the Beyonder in any science-fiction, then the maximum unit of magnitude is CA. Now, to return to the rule itself: the unit of magnitude of C1 & CA which is used in my rpg, HYBRID, is coincidently proportional or/& similar to Mega-scale of Champions/Hero rpg, depending on how you wish to define Mega-scale, which can sometimes be defined as advantage or limitation or modifier or as a # of points, similar to its Real & Active points. And, for a human, C2 or/and C1 might be considered for the same purpose of magnifying results, by simply increasing unity by 1, by “increasing”: I mean decreasing # in C#, causing an increase in C#, by 1 unit of magnitude, which sounds like a paradox, but so is reality, which is a paradox, which is my original mutant equation of transforming an adult male human into a mutant, such as by changing his C2 to C1 as his 0 END, which only the GM can do, unless given the option, if he is already a mutant, such as Dr. Banner/ HULK or Peter Parker in Part II of Spiderman movie, where he lose his powers to increase his IQ, which he then later reduce to get back his powers. NOTE that 0 END is simply default stat(s), which can vary depending on IF it has been altered in some way, based on Rule # 3 & 6, which determine how much his Life Span can be reduced, so as to increase his PL or Power Level, where # END can take on 2 types of values, either what END (in terms of LS) is reduced to or is stated in terms of advantages or/& limitations, but the END when defined/stated as characteristic in Champions/ Hero is @ 0 END, sort of like when LS @ C# is reduced to ½, same as ½ END, so it has multiple meanings, although LS in terms of C#, is exponential, in terms of how C# is set up for Life Span & Po
post was too long read more at your own risk
[Mar 7,2008 6:33am - Troll ""]
CAPS LOCK
[Mar 7,2008 7:13am - fleshfries ""]
I felt I should post in this thread....ok all set.
[Mar 7,2008 9:47am - Karma-Enema ""]
PeteovDom said:
RTTP%20YOU%20ARE%20ALL%20ASSHOLES said:NO One on here is man enough to say anything? You all talk shit and then spit bullshit when you get called out on it.
this is probably KarmaEnema.
i dont fuckin think so....i will use my name if its me
i feel i've lost intelligence after reading some of this
[Mar 7,2008 10:15am - This_Is_Heresy ""]
Karma-Enema said:
PeteovDom said:
RTTP%20YOU%20ARE%20ALL%20ASSHOLES said:NO One on here is man enough to say anything? You all talk shit and then spit bullshit when you get called out on it.
this is probably KarmaEnema.
i dont fuckin think so....i will use my name if its me
i feel i've lost intelligence after reading some of this
Must be in the red now...
[Mar 7,2008 11:06am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
His Charisma isn't looking so hot, either.
DUMP STATS, LOL
[Mar 7,2008 11:49am - This_Is_Heresy ""]
Bet thats the last time he rolls a troll!
ZING!
[Mar 7,2008 12:18pm - infect sli sli sli ""]
none of my bands will ever be in guitar world *sigh*
[Mar 7,2008 5:04pm - yummy ""]
kadoogan, this would have been better if you kept it going longer just so everyone could cry.
[Mar 7,2008 6:27pm - make love to me ""]
HOBBY ROCKERS!!
[Mar 7,2008 9:29pm - NIGGER ""]
JEWS RUN AMERICA
RON PAUL QUIT
WHITEY'S DEAD
BLACK POWER!
[Mar 8,2008 10:48am - kadooganism ""]
yummy said:kadoogan, this would have been better if you kept it going longer just so everyone could cry.
I kinda wish I did. Oh well. Just be on yer toes, people...
[Mar 8,2008 12:41pm - immortal13 ""]
RTTP%20YOU%20ARE%20ALL%20ASSHOLES said:At least Bob Rooney has the balls to use his real name. Too bad none of you are untouchable, none of you. The internet only hides you for so long.
To do the same thing as dude from LAZ:
Hey I'm Greg. I play bass for The Summoned and I live in Merrimack, NH. I'd put my street address up but then the Reverend might come try to molest me or something. If you feel you have to let us know the internet can only hide me for so long and feel like making threats, send me a PM and I'll give you my address, and I'll just sit there waiting.
Or you can just stop being a pussy and take your lectures elsewhere to a convention of people that like lectures.
[Mar 8,2008 2:03pm - NIGGER ""]
YOU ARE ALL VERY WHITE
I MEAN WEAK
WHATEVER
BLACK POWER!
[Mar 8,2008 9:40pm - diarrhea_Blumpkin nli ""]
immortal13 said:
RTTP%20YOU%20ARE%20ALL%20ASSHOLES said:At least Bob Rooney has the balls to use his real name. Too bad none of you are untouchable, none of you. The internet only hides you for so long.
To do the same thing as dude from LAZ:
Hey I'm Greg. I play bass for The Summoned and I live in Merrimack, NH. I'd put my street address up but then the Reverend might come try to molest me or something. If you feel you have to let us know the internet can only hide me for so long and feel like making threats, send me a PM and I'll give you my address, and I'll just sit there waiting.
Or you can just stop being a pussy and take your lectures elsewhere to a convention of people that like lectures.
lulz...read kadoogans posts from this thread