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When is all this slam shit going to stop?

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[Oct 7,2008 7:57pm - Mess ""]

ellesarusrex said:i agree with the angry person.
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[Oct 7,2008 8:01pm - yummy ""]
The slam got old after Internal Bleeding and Dying Fetus perfected it over a decade ago. But, it does have its many variations that I occasionally enjoy.
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[Oct 7,2008 8:02pm - Mess ""]
mah bawllz got groove
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[Oct 7,2008 8:07pm - Dankill  ""]
Force everyone to listen to all of Death's albums nonstop until they start writing like that
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[Oct 7,2008 8:35pm - RichHorror ""]
Blessed Offal, Summoning Hate, Revocation are a few/ Don't listen to Dan White because he never goes to shows and cuts the hair of dirty minorities.
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[Oct 7,2008 8:55pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]

Dankill said:Force everyone to listen to all of Death's albums nonstop until they start writing like that



seems like someone did that to Decrepit Birth... OH SNAP.


(p.s. i like their new album)
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[Oct 7,2008 10:39pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]

Dankill said:
ConquerTheBaphomet said:WHOAAAAAAA BLACK BETTY SLAMALAM


BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD SLAMALAM!



FINALLY!
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[Oct 7,2008 11:56pm - xanonymousx ""]

Martins said:Ask Grant. He knows.


according to bass archeon, you guys are just straight up slamcore.
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[Oct 7,2008 11:56pm - Dankill  ""]

TheGreatSpaldino said:
Dankill said:Force everyone to listen to all of Death's albums nonstop until they start writing like that



seems like someone did that to Decrepit Birth... OH SNAP.


(p.s. i like their new album)


Agreed on both points
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[Oct 7,2008 11:57pm - Dankill  ""]

ConquerTheBaphomet said:
Dankill said:
ConquerTheBaphomet said:WHOAAAAAAA BLACK BETTY SLAMALAM


BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD SLAMALAM!



FINALLY!


DAMN THANG GONE WILD SLAMALAM!
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[Oct 7,2008 11:58pm - W3 nli  ""]
pants are amazing.
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[Oct 8,2008 8:46am - xmikex ""]

Angry%20Person said:slam bam baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam buda buda buda


This guy is the Michael Winslow of internet buffoons.
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[Oct 8,2008 8:53am - metal_church101 ""]

Dankill said:Force everyone to listen to all of Death's albums nonstop until they start writing like that


Always listen to Death albums nonstop.
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[Oct 8,2008 8:55am - Martins ""]

metal_church101 said:
Dankill said:Force everyone to listen to all of Death's albums nonstop until they start writing like that


Always listen to Death albums nonstop.



Decrepit Birth.
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[Oct 8,2008 9:05am - GodlessRob ""]
This thread needs something...

Oh yea... TITS!

[img]
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[Oct 8,2008 9:29am - Blacktooth ""]
Which thread is more worthless. This one, or whining about free cds. Or maybe it's just the people who start them. The boston buttfucker vs kadoog dumbfuck
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[Oct 8,2008 9:54am - Angry Person  ""]
hahahaha
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[Oct 8,2008 12:09pm - immortal13 ""]
Aren't you the one that said the Cadaveric Manifest needs more slam?

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=54795

Fag.
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[Oct 8,2008 12:11pm - largefreakatzero ""]

GodlessRob said:This thread needs something...

Oh yea... TITS!

[img]



I approve.
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[Oct 8,2008 12:15pm - immortal13 ""]

Dankill said:
TheGreatSpaldino said:
Dankill said:Force everyone to listen to all of Death's albums nonstop until they start writing like that



seems like someone did that to Decrepit Birth... OH SNAP.


(p.s. i like their new album)


Agreed on both points



Also agreed. Love the Album though.
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[Oct 8,2008 12:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Slam has been around for a long ass time, so I don't think it's ever really going to leave. But, the infatuation with it and all the bands TRYING to "perfect" slam will surely fade out in due time. Only the tr00 will survive.
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[Oct 8,2008 1:13pm - babyshaker nli  ""]
hahaha mo'tician

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=19112050
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[Oct 8,2008 1:20pm - corpus_colostomy ""]

MarkFuckingRichards said:Slam has been around for a long ass time, so I don't think it's ever really going to leave. But, the infatuation with it and all the bands TRYING to "perfect" slam will surely fade out in due time. Only the tr00 will survive.


not "true."

wheres internal bleeding, dehumanized, and eternal suffering among others? not one founding father has survived the wake of the influx of brOOtal, slamming, myspace dogshit.
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[Oct 8,2008 1:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Touche sir. Thanks for reminding me that some of the best don't exist anymore, haha.
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[Oct 8,2008 1:25pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
some of the most SLAMMING bands aren't slam at all.

SUFFOCATION (no one slams harder)
Beheaded : Recounts of Disembodiment / Ominous Blood Line
Inveracity : Circle of Perversion
Disgorge : Cognitive Lust / Cranial Impalement.
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[Oct 8,2008 2:20pm - xanonymousx ""]

babyshaker%20nli said:hahaha mo'tician

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=19112050



honestly why?
its getting to be too much slam bands and dumb myspace projects like this that are ruining music.
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[Oct 8,2008 2:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Mo'tician has been around for a while. They're OGs of making fun of death metal.
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[Oct 8,2008 2:32pm - sacreligion ""]
i think i'm gonna go to denny's and get a slamburger
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[Oct 8,2008 2:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Haha, first time I saw they had a Slamburger I shit myself. Then I ate one and shit myself again. So fucking amazing, but my lord was it a brick of a meal.
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[Oct 8,2008 2:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

sacreligion said:i think i'm gonna go to denny's and get a slamburger


does it come with a side of Thrash Browns?
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[Oct 8,2008 2:53pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
More tits needed!

[img]
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[Oct 8,2008 2:54pm - sacreligion ""]
thrash browns come ON the slamburger! as well as american brees and a...um...i can't think of a way to turn fried egg into something metal
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[Oct 8,2008 2:54pm - sacreligion ""]
FRYING CHICKEN FETUS!
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[Oct 8,2008 3:18pm - orgymf@work  ""]

xanonymousx said:
babyshaker%20nli said:hahaha mo'tician

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=19112050



honestly why?
its getting to be too much slam bands and dumb myspace projects like this that are ruining music.



Mo'tician is a joke making fun of both Mortician and Blaxploitation flicks.

it's Actually just Wayne from Scum Bitch.
he made that page and those four songs in about 20 minutes

i remember the first time he showed me, i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe when i read the song titles
"Hacked Up Fo' Watermelon"
"House By Da Ghetto"
"Afro Dismemberment"

lofl
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[Oct 8,2008 3:21pm - orgymf@work  ""]
all of his "myspace joke projects are a riot....the funniest being "Bottomless Homo Coffin"
distorted bass, blastbeats, and Jason Vorhees noises
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[Oct 8,2008 3:22pm - orgymf@work  ""]
"myspace joke projects" that was
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[Oct 8,2008 3:23pm - orgymf@work  ""]
oh....and as far as my opinion of this thread........ 99 percent of slam is generic and unlistenable.'
but there are some damn good bands in that other one percent.

oh, and the titty pics = win
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[Oct 8,2008 3:25pm - Angry Person  ""]
uhh... this is now off topic.
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[Oct 8,2008 3:30pm - immortal13 ""]
Cry like a little girl and get over it. It's RTTP. We don't stick to one topic.
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[Oct 8,2008 3:34pm - Angry Person  ""]
talk to me when you hit puberty, kid
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[Oct 8,2008 3:36pm - archaeon ""]
haha greg is like 20 or 21

if you're going to call anyone prepubescent its gonna be me!
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[Oct 8,2008 3:39pm - Angry Person  ""]
thats okay im 17
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[Oct 8,2008 3:40pm - immortal13 ""]
Long time ago, brotherrr. Talk to us when you have a life better than to whine online expecting people to agree with your opinionated ass. And Blue was right by the way, if you had paid attention in the first place you'd realize there's a lot of really good dm bands out there that aren't all about slam.
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[Oct 8,2008 3:41pm - immortal13 ""]

archaeon said:haha greg is like 20 or 21

if you're going to call anyone prepubescent its gonna be me!



haha win! Grant you're the fucking man.

Actually no, the tits still win.
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[Oct 8,2008 3:41pm - immortal13 ""]

Angry%20Person said:thats okay im 17


And there's your problem.
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[Oct 8,2008 3:43pm - Metal  ""]
Where are they and how many of those songs are non stop or dont have a stupid dance part in them???:skull:
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[Oct 8,2008 3:44pm - immortal13 ""]
Up your ass nigga.
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[Oct 8,2008 3:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Revocation is all you need.
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[Oct 8,2008 3:45pm - immortal13 ""]
Seconded.
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[Oct 8,2008 3:46pm - Metal  ""]
You are right I have dance parts in my ass. just like you whore mother.... otherwise she would of had more of you...but chose not to!m|m

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