INVERTIKRUX BANDCAMP - scary, barnacle-covered New England Scevil Metal[views:19364][posts:136]_____________________________________ [Jul 17,2012 9:32pm - trioxin_245 ""] DestroyYouAlot said: lol said: ben said: lol said:jesus christ dude, its like you are impervious to common sense. If you'd simply hold back on your defense mechanism for a fucking second, you might realize that your critics maybe, just maybe, have a point. But that is unlikely, right? Your whole schtick is twisting every criticism and turning it into an attack on the criticizer. Good luck with that in the long run, your band will be over as fast as people stop caring enough to even make fun of it. yeah it is highly unlikely my critics here have a worth while thing to say. they decided they dont like the person behind the music long before they decided to shit talk the music. i confronted the king of the metal nerds and called him out. he got scared and started a smear campaign against me. so no improvement to my band is ever going to make the faggots here realize our importance in the scene. only time and effort will prove we aren't going anywhere baby, and we will surpass what ever the haters are doing. just watch and wait. wow, that's pretty convenient for you then isn't it? with that excuse, no matter what anyone says about your band, its all filtered by your brain into some kind of conspiracy where people don't really think your band is bad, they just are all blindly following one person, whose own criticisms are invalid and not based on your music at all. like i said before, you're impervious to common sense. no matter what, you'll be able to flip it around in order to come out on top in your own mind. you keep providing more examples with every reply Cartman: Hey Kyle, can I talk to you for a second? Kyle: Dude, get out of here! I'm peeing. Cartman: [walks off a bit] It's just... I don't know what to do about Jimmy. I'm starting to think he might try and Jew me out of my half of the fishsticks joke. [Kyle zips up and goes to the sink to wash his hands] I just... need you to teach me some Jew defensive moves, Kyle. Because we really both did come up with it. [kyle finishes up, grabs a paper towel, wipes his hands clean, and turns to Cartman] Kyle: You know what, Cartman? I believe you. Cartman: You do? Kyle: Yes, I believe that you believe you helped write that joke. That's how people like you work! Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags! [turns and leaves the bathroom] Cartman: [after some thought] But, I'm sure I helped come up with the joke. Didn't I? [img] dude I was thinking of this ALL day |
| _____________________________ [Jul 17,2012 9:47pm - ben ""] trioxin_245 said:The real reason this thing started is because I watched in silence for months as this moron talked more and more shit about friends and brothers until I decided to say something, and was subsequently threatened with a gun via facebook. The rest is mistory. mystery is the spelling. but dont worry. your one of the IN kids. they wont bust your balls for it. not will i. way to childish. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 17,2012 9:54pm - trioxin_245 ""] it's Mistory as in HISTORY fuck face |
| _____________________________ [Jul 17,2012 9:56pm - ben ""] well then its Morror as in Horror faggot ass ;) |
| _______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:10pm - lol ""] God raynard is a joke. How does he sleep at night? I couldn't live with myself if I was known as the scene's resident horse's ass! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:19pm - xmikex ""] "Halloween Eve is On Halloween" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:28pm - ben ""] lol said:God raynard is a joke. How does he sleep at night? I couldn't live with myself if I was known as the scene's resident horse's ass! funny i dont feel like a horses ass, but i am absolutely sure you should feel like a fool for being a follower of this pack of fools. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:29pm - ben ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:32pm - lol ""] Seriously though, there is a good chance Raynard is mentally retarded in which case I'd feel bad. The more I think of it, he must be retarded. I'm sorry special bro, you keep being awesome! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:38pm - Lamp nli ""] Ben's myperactive because he's living in his own personal mell. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:42pm - ben ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:53pm - ben ""] lol said:Seriously though, there is a good chance Raynard is mentally retarded in which case I'd feel bad. The more I think of it, he must be retarded. I'm sorry special bro, you keep being awesome! mentally ill YES. BUT VERY FUNCTIONAL.my mental illness is know to some as genius. beyond comprehension of the average turd like your self. genius does have its price. i am willing to pay. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:57pm - lol ""] Your genius include your endless spelling and grammatical errors? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:59pm - ben ""] yes, it does. it should matter here. i am not writing a thesis on global warming here. can we try a little harder now to avoid the childish approach to teasingand lets debate like adults. you can do that cant you? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:59pm - ben ""] plus i am pretty drunk and stoned right now. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 10:59pm - lol ""] know to some as genius |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 11:02pm - ben ""] god, you a pathetic little fag. i guess I'm not a genius now! you got me. i got it all over you and thats good enough for me. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2012 11:03pm - ben ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 2:44am - Tony Lazaro ""] xgodzillax said:Is it out of the ordinary that this cocksucker is one of the few people on this board I want to fight with the passion of a thousand burning suns? Gaynard are you gonna respond to that? |
| _______________________________ [Jul 18,2012 2:49am - Hoser ""] Man...you guys let this dude troll you all so easily. Who's really the fool here? You or him? STOP RESPONDING. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2012 3:10am - lol ""] Are you kidding, I love laughing at his retardedness. I don't think we are getting trolled, just laughing at a sad individual, but we're all going to hell anyway so it's just solid entertainment! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 9:22am - posbleak ""] ben said: so no improvement to my band is ever going to make the faggots here realize our importance in the scene. I have literally never heard anybody mention you or the name of your band outside of jokes on RTTP so I'm dying to know; it's not exactly like anybody's talking about you or playing your music or booking your band, you don't have very many Facebook fans and it doesn't look like you play shows (there are none announced on your page and the last show pictures were from November and only had about 3 audience members) Like, if I'm missing something important and scene-y and you're actually the MLK Jr. of unappealing NH rock then feel free to correct me, but I'm really not seeing it |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 9:26am - DestroyYouAlot ""] posbleak said: ben said: so no improvement to my band is ever going to make the faggots here realize our importance in the scene. I have literally never heard anybody mention you or the name of your band outside of jokes on RTTP so I'm dying to know; it's not exactly like anybody's talking about you or playing your music or booking your band, you don't have very many Facebook fans and it doesn't look like you play shows (there are none announced on your page and the last show pictures were from November and only had about 3 audience members) Like, if I'm missing something important and scene-y and you're actually the MLK Jr. of unappealing NH rock then feel free to correct me, but I'm really not seeing it It's probably because all the participants in the metal scene we supposedly don't have were going to all of the other nightly metal shows there apparently aren't. o_0 |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 9:27am - arilliusbm ""] ALl I WILL SAY IS THAT MYSTIC FOREST IS AWESOME AND THIS GUY DID VOCALS ON THE NEW ALBUM |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 10:19am - arilliusbm ""] LOL BUMP |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 10:19am - RAY_INVERTIKRUX ""] posbleak said: ben said: so no improvement to my band is ever going to make the faggots here realize our importance in the scene. I have literally never heard anybody mention you or the name of your band outside of jokes on RTTP so I'm dying to know; it's not exactly like anybody's talking about you or playing your music or booking your band, you don't have very many Facebook fans and it doesn't look like you play shows (there are none announced on your page and the last show pictures were from November and only had about 3 audience members) Like, if I'm missing something important and scene-y and you're actually the MLK Jr. of unappealing NH rock then feel free to correct me, but I'm really not seeing it you think your lack of knowledge of the true kings of NewEngland morror metal effects us? you mock us because we make you feel uncomfortable with our scary and terrifying melodies and you dont know how to react because you are to busy joinging up with you legion of cool kid metal haters. keep the hate coming because we love it, and we feed off of it to become even more terrifying and evil than before! the metal nerds will never win because we love the hate we get from them when they think they are hurting us but really we have so many positive reviews from all around the world and our legions of fans will prove one day to you metal haters that we are the most truly terrifying and scary metal band in new England and if you had all just banded together to support us regardless of whether you like us musically or not we would have put in a good word for you on whatever record label we are on when we get huge and your all still peeing your pants and never going to shows to suport local metal! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 10:42am - RAY_INVERTIKRUX ""] xmikex said:"Halloween Eve is On Halloween" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you laugh because you are nothing but a hater. should we have called the song 'hallows eve is on thanksgiving' for you? the song title is accurate as well as terrifying and you are to dumb to see that because all you nerds know how to do is hate. if you could stop your littel virgin minds for one second you would see the true genius in my lyrics and vocal style because it brings fear to your mind since your all afraid of what will come next! please keep the hate coming i love to come here and piss off you little baby nerds it makes me so happy to know that you are all such haters that you cant touch me! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 10:44am - posbleak ""] So like...that three-person basement show is it then? |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 10:44am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Is this real life? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2012 11:39am - ben ""] RAY_INVERTIKRUX said: xmikex said:"Halloween Eve is On Halloween" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you laugh because you are nothing but a hater. should we have called the song 'hallows eve is on thanksgiving' for you? the song title is accurate as well as terrifying and you are to dumb to see that because all you nerds know how to do is hate. if you could stop your littel virgin minds for one second you would see the true genius in my lyrics and vocal style because it brings fear to your mind since your all afraid of what will come next! please keep the hate coming i love to come here and piss off you little baby nerds it makes me so happy to know that you are all such haters that you cant touch me! now listen to this guy kiddies. he is not me but he is a pretty good advocate for the band. cartoon metal? why not? nerds like cartoons! you should be loving us up right now. oh thanks again fake Ray-inverticrux. thanks for keeping the flames of hate high and mighty while i was gone. you are a true asset to any band and i mean that. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 18,2012 11:44am - WHY ""] This thread is the most attention you or your band will ever get in your entire life. Soak it up, I guess |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2012 11:45am - ben ""] posbleak said: ben said: so no improvement to my band is ever going to make the faggots here realize our importance in the scene. I have literally never heard anybody mention you or the name of your band outside of jokes on RTTP so I'm dying to know; it's not exactly like anybody's talking about you or playing your music or booking your band, you don't have very many Facebook fans and it doesn't look like you play shows (there are none announced on your page and the last show pictures were from November and only had about 3 audience members) Like, if I'm missing something important and scene-y and you're actually the MLK Jr. of unappealing NH rock then feel free to correct me, but I'm really not seeing itthen apparently your not paying attention. but hearing us mentioned is not whats important here. we are underground and thats where we stay. your just not seeing it because your not impressed with us. so move on then. we certainly dont need you. i am here merely for the negative feed back thank you very much. we get enough positive elsewhere. i just like to tease the local doinks. such a riot! |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2012 11:49am - ben ""] WHY said:This thread is the most attention you or your band will ever get in your entire life. Soak it up, I guessthis and every other thread we post here. you wouldn't know what to do with out us. you think you picked on bands before? keep it coming. for all the hate you offer, puts us out there for more and more people to find us who are meant to discover us. if you really hated us, the best thing you could do is ignore us. but you cant. we are to in your face and thats just one small part of what makes us rock your dicks off. your boring forum took off as soon as i came to town, and it will drop back into obscurity when i'm gone. keep me interested, or i may just turn my back on this site for good. all my band mates tell me to get off this shit site. but i have way to much fun. remember, ignore me, if you can.... ;) |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2012 11:55am - ben ""] bennyhillifier oh look someone keeps posting our music to youtube. thats strange, i was almost sure we sucked because little kids at RTTP told me we do. go figure. anyway, this is an epic piece of metal we pieced together for the "hour of the night gaunts" album. for you to hate how good it is. enjoy! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 11:58am - arilliusbm ""] lol. REAL TALK BEN, WHY IS YOUR NAME BEN ON HERE |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2012 12:01pm - ben ""] arilliusbm said:ALl I WILL SAY IS THAT MYSTIC FOREST IS AWESOME AND THIS GUY DID VOCALS ON THE NEW ALBUM thanks guy, but your wasting your time here my friend. we will never be crust punk or hardcore enough for this site. "in the end" will be released world wide on Drakkar July 31st! i hope you enjoy the full release. Stefan is at his most amazing on it. remain wicked. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 12:04pm - trioxin_245 ""] ben said:can we try a little harder now to avoid the childish approach to teasingand lets debate like adults pfffffffffffffffft says the guy who has called people (off the top of my head): -a virgin -a nerd -small dick -cryoxin -tricoxin his ass -13 year old pimple faced geek -tryoxyclean (whatever the fuck that means) -faggot ass -pathetic little fag and the list goes on, you mature adult you. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2012 12:24pm - ben ""] trioxin_245 said: ben said:can we try a little harder now to avoid the childish approach to teasingand lets debate like adults pfffffffffffffffft says the guy who has called people (off the top of my head): -a virgin -a nerd -small dick -cryoxin -tricoxin his ass -13 year old pimple faced geek -tryoxyclean (whatever the fuck that means) -faggot ass -pathetic little fag and the list goes on, you mature adult you. SORRY GUY, I AM FORCED TO USE THE LANGUAGE YOU KNOW. it was you guys who began the childish shit talking. how else should i retort? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 1:06pm - narkybark ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 1:09pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ben said: trioxin_245 said: ben said:can we try a little harder now to avoid the childish approach to teasingand lets debate like adults pfffffffffffffffft says the guy who has called people (off the top of my head): -a virgin -a nerd -small dick -cryoxin -tricoxin his ass -13 year old pimple faced geek -tryoxyclean (whatever the fuck that means) -faggot ass -pathetic little fag and the list goes on, you mature adult you. SORRY GUY, I AM FORCED TO USE THE LANGUAGE YOU KNOW. it was you guys who began the childish shit talking. how else should i retort? please post positive reviews of your work from credible source here. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 1:40pm - Gregd-blessedoffal ""] http://youtu.be/vzV7twJqeQ8 |
| __________________________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 1:58pm - Arillius Bowel Movement ""] ben said: i can always lay it on way thinker.. Indeed. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 2:06pm - chernobyl ""] ben said:i do enjoy the hate. so fuck it. keep it coming ass wipes. i can always lay it on way thinker. trioxin, you like playing with fire? heres a match. Yeah, I'm sure you'll be saying that once you get your ass beatdown. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 18,2012 2:13pm - ben ""] let me know if you need more. many are on the other thread Funeral Rain Zine – News, Reviews, Metal and More « An Interview With RayPissed Of InverticruxAlestorm – Back Through Time » Vintage Flesh – Hour Of The Night Gaunts Genre: Black Metal, Gothic, Progressive, Thrash, Doom, Your Mom Label: Independent (But honestly shouldn‘t be) Yet another entry in the Funeral Rain archives that start out with “I honestly didn’t know what to expect from _____…” But seriously, the ghastly cover art for Hour Of The Night Gaunts and the rude, crude and full of ‘tude approach that the lads in Vintage Flesh have on their Facebook page immediately paint them out to be wildcards capable of anything under the metal sun! I’ve never been so dead on before. Vintage Flesh is (er… was, as they are now known as Inverticrux) capable of ANYTHING and they show it on their very last album! And while I was scanning the ‘net for intel on these guys, I managed to find nothing but iffy reviews about their “played out” and “why bother” style of metal… but what the hell do “they” know? Hour Of The Night Gaunts is a heavily complex album, full of material that any true metalhead/gothic whatsit should be drooling over by the first note! Vocalist RayPissed chooses to go down a path that you don’t hear very often in metal of this caliber: falsetto. I’m sure a lot of you are thinking King Diamond right about now, but you’re way off. It’s more of a blackened shriek mixed with a woman in a 60’s sitcom who just saw a mouse. Now those of you who thought King Diamond are all frowny faced. But guess what? Fuck you! I like this style. It’s unique and plays off the rest of the band very well. But Mr. Pissed also manages to throw in these over the top, dramatic semi-soliloquies that HAUNT as well as entertain. Oh, and there’s some excellent growls thrown in there from time to time, generally as an accent or background vocal. At any rate, the vocals are top notch! I’m not really sure how to continue this review since all I’m going to do is verbally jizz all over the tight musicianship and the virtual ghostly opera that goes down from begin to end. The twelve car pile up of genre melding can go from doomy funeral dirges that give way to scorching black metal riffs that make room for pseudo-power metal melodies in just one track! Substance. This album has it. Overall: Hour Of The Night Gaunts is a fun, haunting ride from Follow Me To The Grave to While I Wandered Away With Death. If you don’t get what these spooky cats are laying down, then kindly remove the stick from betwixt yer buttocks so that I might replace it with my boot! 10/10 Inverticrux On Facebook |
| _____________________________ [Jul 18,2012 2:15pm - ben ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 2:17pm - chernobyl ""] ben said: I’m not really sure how to continue this review since all I’m going to do is verbally jizz all over the tight musicianship and the virtual ghostly opera that goes down from begin to end. Yeah because the music is so inspiring and complex...Oh wait it isn't. Whoever wrote that review has no concept of what good musicianship is obviously and is clearly a a huge dork. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2012 2:18pm - WHY ""] ben said: let me know if you need more. many are on the other thread Funeral Rain Zine – News, Reviews, Metal and More « An Interview With RayPissed Of InverticruxAlestorm – Back Through Time » Vintage Flesh – Hour Of The Night Gaunts Genre: Black Metal, Gothic, Progressive, Thrash, Doom, Your Mom Label: Independent (But honestly shouldn‘t be) Yet another entry in the Funeral Rain archives that start out with “I honestly didn’t know what to expect from _____…” But seriously, the ghastly cover art for Hour Of The Night Gaunts and the rude, crude and full of ‘tude approach that the lads in Vintage Flesh have on their Facebook page immediately paint them out to be wildcards capable of anything under the metal sun! I’ve never been so dead on before. Vintage Flesh is (er… was, as they are now known as Inverticrux) capable of ANYTHING and they show it on their very last album! And while I was scanning the ‘net for intel on these guys, I managed to find nothing but iffy reviews about their “played out” and “why bother” style of metal… but what the hell do “they” know? Hour Of The Night Gaunts is a heavily complex album, full of material that any true metalhead/gothic whatsit should be drooling over by the first note! Vocalist RayPissed chooses to go down a path that you don’t hear very often in metal of this caliber: falsetto. I’m sure a lot of you are thinking King Diamond right about now, but you’re way off. It’s more of a blackened shriek mixed with a woman in a 60’s sitcom who just saw a mouse. Now those of you who thought King Diamond are all frowny faced. But guess what? Fuck you! I like this style. It’s unique and plays off the rest of the band very well. But Mr. Pissed also manages to throw in these over the top, dramatic semi-soliloquies that HAUNT as well as entertain. Oh, and there’s some excellent growls thrown in there from time to time, generally as an accent or background vocal. At any rate, the vocals are top notch! I’m not really sure how to continue this review since all I’m going to do is verbally jizz all over the tight musicianship and the virtual ghostly opera that goes down from begin to end. The twelve car pile up of genre melding can go from doomy funeral dirges that give way to scorching black metal riffs that make room for pseudo-power metal melodies in just one track! Substance. This album has it. Overall: Hour Of The Night Gaunts is a fun, haunting ride from Follow Me To The Grave to While I Wandered Away With Death. If you don’t get what these spooky cats are laying down, then kindly remove the stick from betwixt yer buttocks so that I might replace it with my boot! 10/10 Inverticrux On Facebook you already posted that one, dickhead. how about another? since there are "6 pages" worth of glowing reviews |
| _____________________________ [Jul 18,2012 2:30pm - ben ""] fuck shit bag. go to the other page you made. i posted enough of them there. you want more. go seek em out. i aint got time to win your dumb ass over. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 18,2012 2:34pm - ben ""] chernobyl said: ben said: I’m not really sure how to continue this review since all I’m going to do is verbally jizz all over the tight musicianship and the virtual ghostly opera that goes down from begin to end. Yeah because the music is so inspiring and complex...Oh wait it isn't. Whoever wrote that review has no concept of what good musicianship is obviously and is clearly a a huge dork. your as dumb as a christian. hey wait, i bet you are one arent you?! ha hah!!! dont you see, you just dont like it. its not your tastes. so leave it alone. dont prove what a fag you are by bashing something you have no idea about. i hate all main stream radio rock but i recognize where it took talent to make. however misdirected that talent may be. you are like talking to a child. i hope you are for your sake. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2012 2:46pm - trioxin_245 ""] ben said: « An Interview With RayPissed Of InverticruxAlestorm – Back Through Time » LOLOLOL |