I NEED JOE CHRISTIANNI FACTS![views:14781][posts:136]_________________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:38pm - timmy-not so porphyria ""] who is joe christianni? This poor dude is getting laced left and right |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joe Christianni once ate a bag of dicks. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] timmy-not so porphyria said:who is joe christianni? This poor dude is getting laced left and right Joe Christianni is the world's biggest Captain Cupcake Brigade fan. He started an unofficial fan club; the only other known members are his collection of Rainbow Bright and Cabbage Patch Kid dolls. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joe Christianni started the annoying trend of TYPING WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON AT ALL TIMES. His infamy is unrivaled. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joe Christianni finger-blasted a life size Miss Piggy doll in front of 75 people at a party where he got drunk off of fermented Capri Sun. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joe Christianni asks the mechnical Chuck E. Cheese band for autographs every time he goes to Chuck E. Cheese's. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joe Christianni's parents abused him with assorted dildos, thus explaining his affinity towards alpha-male figures. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joe Christianni had his phone number re-routed to 867-5309 in hopes that people would actually call him. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:53pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joe Christianni advised the band Korn to spell their name with a backwards R. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] All Saturday Night Live skits involving Bill Brasky were actually based on factual events and information known about Joe Christianni. The moniker Bill Brasky was used to avoid any potential law suit, and most importantly to hide the fact that the writers of SNL know so much about Joe Christianni. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:58pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joe Christianni was in fact the first person to use the word "Fucking" in between his first and last names. I later stole it from him and he has never tried taking it back because he fears confrontation. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 4:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joe Christianni asked his parents for a ball-gag filled with cream cheese and a dog leash for Christmas. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 5:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joe Christianni is the reason that priests have the hots for young boys. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 5:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] ok, i'm going too far with this shit, haha. this is the last one for a while: Joe Christianni wanted to feel and look "hard" so he put a bottle of Crystal Light inside a paper bag and limped around his neighborhood, trying to scare children at nearby day care centers, playgrounds, kindergartens and pre-schools. The next day, he was the first person to ever press charges of 38 separate counts of assault and battery against toddlers. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 5:30pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Joe Christianni frightens kittens. I saw him do it. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 5:31pm - RichHorror ""] Mark, finish our logo. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 5:35pm - dreadkill ""] wow, mark. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 5:39pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah, really. Just when you think you know a guy. He goes and pulls some shit LIKE THIS. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 7:58pm - the_reverend ""] Joe Christianni has been fooled by scare tactics 8 times. 2 of which were alien related. 1 of which was alien related. 4 that were alien related. and one that was vagina related. note: he's never actually been on scare tactics, but took web-cam videos of himself watching scare tactics in his mom's bedroom. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 8:00pm - the_reverend ""] if diddy did it, joey c did it (or atleast that what he tells his co-workers at his current job, old navy.) |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 8:01pm - the_reverend ""] the christianni milk of choice? strawberry quick. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 8:02pm - the_reverend ""] Joseph Modonna Christianni did in fact sit in gum. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 8:10pm - the_reverend ""] Joe Christianni's crowning achievment was walking into newbury comics on newbury street, shouting "sic mosh", and then running out. he also did this at cd spins, and some crappy used vinyl store on newbury st. when he tried these shinanigans at tower, he told his friend the cops chanced him. in reality a cashier asked him to leave. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 10:07pm - sever nli ""] Joe Christianni loves his mom. Frequently. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 10:16pm - the_reverend ""] joe christianni believes in angels. it all started that magical day when he was touch by one. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 10:23pm - dwellingsickness ""] Joe Christianni was captured on film,"Bringing the sic mosh", By the Rev,at the mall in front of Hot Topic |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 11:27pm - Dissector ""] Yeti said:xmikex said:Joe Christianni bought Fear Factory "Remanufacture" and didn't return it. thats probably the most random one. Hahah really? I like this one a lot it made me"lol". |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 11:34pm - lollercopter ""] Joe Christianni invented those tassels on leather jackets. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 3,2006 6:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Joe Christianni once held a gun to Derek Roddy's head and made him play a two-footed blast beat. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 3,2006 6:47pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Joe Christianni likes Arena Football more than the NFL |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 3,2006 6:53pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Joe Christianni has every episode of Boy Meets World on VHS. He used to tell his friends that it was because he had a HUUUUUGE crush on Topanga until he had a wet dream about Rider Strong at Scouts Camp. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 3,2006 6:54pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] It was Joe Christianni's idea for Lil Wayne to finally admit his feelings for Birdman |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 3,2006 6:55pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Joe Christianni is the Matrix. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 3,2006 6:56pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Joe Christianni spent this past Thanksgiving the same way he has spent the previous 13 Thanksgivings, working on his 5,000 page Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers erotic fan fiction. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 3,2006 6:59pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] To this day Joe Christianni's mom still won't let him play Mortal Kombat. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 3,2006 7:04pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Joe Christianni owns all the European and Japan singles Ace of Base put out |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 13,2006 5:23pm - anonymoshhxcdancer ""] I HEARD JOE CHRISTIANNI CHALLENGED WHEN LEGENDS DIE TO A FIGHT AND THEY DENIED JOE WAS SPEECHLESS |