women: when you masturbate...[views:29158][posts:134]__________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 7:29pm - succubus ""] to answer the question....i don't actually masturbate...i wind up having these dreams and orgasm in my sleep...usually quite strong that i wake up...and i'm NOT touching myself...it's pretty cool...been happening for quite some time now. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 22,2009 7:38pm - aril ""] lol @ Aaron fondiling you when you're sound asleep |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 7:45pm - succubus ""] hah! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 8:54pm - Dankill ""] the_reverend said: IvoryandSteel said:I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same. What about granny monster?I think Mark keeps her away from the computer unless she wants to taste the backomehand. Not my hand, his hand. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 8:55pm - archaeon ""] this thread is lacking in tits. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 8:59pm - swamplorddvm ""] rttp is lacking in ladies. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 9:19pm - reimroc nli ""] C.DeaD said:Oh shit, this is for chicks. REV DELETE MY POST!!!! lol dude, EL OH EL |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 9:20pm - reimroc nli ""] goatcatalyst said:Sometimes the singer of Energy posts as "McGunk" wat |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 10:10pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] lacking in ladies because of TITS OF GTFO! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 10:24pm - sxealex ""] TheRidersofDoom said:lacking in ladies because of TITS OF GTFO! tits or gtfo |
| ______________________________ [Sep 22,2009 10:47pm - pam ""] IvoryandSteel said:I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same. You must be new to women. And I zone out. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 22,2009 10:49pm - pam ""] the_reverend said: IvoryandSteel said:I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same.Shannon and Blue, too. Girls post here for a while and then they get down with a dude and leave. classic scenario. What about mydeaddoll, granny monster, shatteredliz, othniel77, ma dukes You're never getting rid of me. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 10:59pm - the_reverend ""] and with facebook, it seems that you are closer than ever. I forgot about jessica and dirtycrayon. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:09pm - Archaeon ""] moar blackmetalady |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:09pm - swamplorddvm ""] Lisa M.I.A. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:31pm - Ma_Dukes ""] well on behalf of vaginas (well mine anyways) i just make my husband do it for me..... on the rare occasion he isnt around i rely on imagination.... |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:44pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2009 11:46pm - Ma_Dukes ""] if only more men would show women their place..... the world would be such a better place |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 1:13am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] >:] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 1:25am - swamplorddvm ""] Yup. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 2:11am - WickedCoolGuy ""] she wants me. but who doesnt? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 2:49am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Archaeon said:moar blackmetalady GODDAMMIT. I was late to the party. SCOOPED AGAIN. What about Co-wy? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 2:56am - sacreligion ""] Filled with sexual tension thread is filled with sexual tension. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 8:14am - LOL! ""] All women on this site must post nudes |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 9:26am - Murph ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:[img] >:] She looks like she's made some excellent life choices. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 23,2009 9:34am - pam ""] the_reverend said:and with facebook, it seems that you are closer than ever. I'm pretty sure YOU IM'd me 100 years ago on MSN(?) so you have no one to blame but yourself. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 23,2009 9:36am - pam ""] succubus said:to answer the question....i don't actually masturbate...i wind up having these dreams and orgasm in my sleep...usually quite strong that i wake up...and i'm NOT touching myself...it's pretty cool...been happening for quite some time now. wtf, why doesn't that happen to me? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 9:44am - the_reverend ""] pam said: the_reverend said:and with facebook, it seems that you are closer than ever. I'm pretty sure YOU IM'd me 100 years ago on MSN(?) so you have no one to blame but yourself.I thought it was ICQ. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 9:44am - the_reverend ""] pam said: succubus said:to answer the question....i don't actually masturbate...i wind up having these dreams and orgasm in my sleep...usually quite strong that i wake up...and i'm NOT touching myself...it's pretty cool...been happening for quite some time now. wtf, why doesn't that happen to me? It happens to me... and by that, I mean that she wants to go to sleep to get off where as I want to get off to go to sleep. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 10:01am - pam ""] the_reverend said:I thought it was ICQ. I don't think so, I've downloaded ICQ like once and never used it. Pretty sure it was MSN. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:11am - xmikex ""] Girls don't masturbate. They only get off when they turn a 3 point turn into a 9 point turn. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:13am - brian_dc ""] that explains so much |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:22am - pam ""] I've only 3-point turned once. I did it right, but I did it on someone's front lawn. My bad. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:23am - IvoryandSteel ""] hahahah john, i totally forgot about that picture!!! what is that, 3 years old? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:25am - IvoryandSteel ""] succubus - that dream orgasm thing has happened to me before, but its pretty rare. you must be one of the lucky few! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:29am - IvoryandSteel ""] pam said: IvoryandSteel said:I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same. You must be new to women. And I zone out. my boyfriend thinks its totally strange that I don't think about anyone or anything during. he can't wrap his mind around the concept. I wanted to prove to him that I'm not the only one, so...thank you. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:31am - sacreligion ""] It's probably not zoning out as much as it is a flurry of images and feelings as your brain randomly jumps from subject to subject until climax. Either that or watch pr0n. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:42am - xmikex ""] pam said:I've only 3-point turned once. I did it right, but I did it on someone's front lawn. My bad. Well then you didn't do it right then, did you? IvoryandSteel said:my boyfriend thinks its totally strange that I don't think about anyone or anything during. Does your brain just default to the iTunes visualizer or something? [img] Only with dicks. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:43am - sacreligion ""] It's a dicks matrix. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:46am - pam ""] IvoryandSteel said: my boyfriend thinks its totally strange that I don't think about anyone or anything during. he can't wrap his mind around the concept. I wanted to prove to him that I'm not the only one, so...thank you. I think dudes have trouble understanding that we can, in fact, get off without the use of their magical cock. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:47am - sacreligion ""] My dick is a Level 36 Wizard. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:47am - pam ""] xmikex said: Well then you didn't do it right then, did you? Well maybe they shouldn't have put their lawn in my fucking way. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] pam said: xmikex said: Well then you didn't do it right then, did you? Well maybe they shouldn't have put their lawn in my fucking way. astounding *clap clap clap* |
| ________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 11:55am - aril ""] This thread is making me want to fap. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:04pm - anonymous ""] aril said:This thread is making me want to barf. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:11pm - the_reverend ""] pam said: IvoryandSteel said: my boyfriend thinks its totally strange that I don't think about anyone or anything during. he can't wrap his mind around the concept. I wanted to prove to him that I'm not the only one, so...thank you. I think dudes have trouble understanding that we can, in fact, get off without the use of their magical cock.It troubles me to understand that a girl could get off using a cock. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:12pm - the_reverend ""] pam said: xmikex said: Well then you didn't do it right then, did you? Well maybe they shouldn't have put their lawn in my fucking way.donuts belong on lawns. girls will always be lesser until they learn a few facts. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:12pm - sacreligion ""] Depends on the girl. Some are impossible, some can get off in seconds. It's maddening. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:13pm - pam ""] It's a magical process not meant to be understood. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2009 12:13pm - the_reverend ""] sacreligion said:Depends on the girl. Some are impossible, some can get off in seconds. It's maddening.and some dudes like batteries and highheeled shoes in their peeholes... wtf... |