An open letter from Barack Hussein Obama Jr. to his supporters.[views:13105][posts:124]________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 11:59am - Hoser ""] **My fellow Americans:** ** ** **As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislat ive achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.** ** **I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.** ** **I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.** ** **Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement , but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.** **I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.** * *Americans are tired of thinking.** **It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart.** **So when you go to vote, remember don't think, just do.** **And do it for me. ** ** ** **Thank You.** **Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.** * |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 12:02pm - brian_dc ""] your last political thread didn't receive the "OMG, liberals are good you are dumb and fat" reaction you wanted, why bother again? |
| _________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 12:02pm - beelze ""] why would we ever vote for a motherfucker with the name Hussein? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 12:03pm - brian_dc ""] why would you vote for any other reason but to keep the balance of the supreme court to whoever will allow abortion to be legal it's the only thing killing babies, and it's the only thing that america is doing right. fuck babies |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 12:06pm - brian_dc ""] sorry pam |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 12:09pm - GoatCatalyst ""] He really wrote that? |
| ________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 12:13pm - Hoser ""] Hahahahaha...I get these friggin' emails all day. I just thought that this one was funny. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 12:14pm - W3 nli ""] wrong. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 12:20pm - penis wrinkle ""] hoser loves jesus. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 12:53pm - Conservationist ""] only tools think liberals represent them |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 1:08pm - mortalis ""] brian_dc said:why would you vote for any other reason but to keep the balance of the supreme court to whoever will allow abortion to be legal i don't think roe v wade is really in danger. it seems more like a buzzword to drive out the religious right. i think only thomas and scalia have publicly supported overturning the ruling, and any new justice would have to be approved by a likely democratic congress. besides, i'm sure the obnoxiously rich would rather their slutty, no concept of accountability daughters get abortions in the states than cuba or something. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 10,2008 1:11pm - pam ""] I'm not even bothering with this one. Vote for experience, it clearly did the trick with Bush, Nixon, etc. And Brian, I don't vote just for abortion. I vote for the gays too. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 1:11pm - brian_dc ""] I didn't even read what you said kill children |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 1:12pm - brian_dc ""] haha...whoops...that was too mortalis... I keep on accidentally confronting pam. I mean sorry to you for saying to kill babies because you are preggers. I know you vote for abortion and gays and stuff. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 10,2008 1:16pm - pam ""] You just want to fight me, clearly. Go ahead and kill babies, none of them will be as awesome as mine, anyway. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 1:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] LOL NIGRAS |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 2:34pm - mortalis ""] brian_dc said:I didn't even read what you said ok...? the importance of not letting mccain choose 2-3 justices cannot be overstated, though. while roe might be safe, i'm sure there are other issues (imprisonment, free speech) that will pass through the court. making sure kennedy remains the swing vote isn't ideal, but at least he's sensible, and it's way better than the alternative. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 2:35pm - brian_dc ""] in this thread, I've taken on the role of ignorant asshole who doesn't care I'm pretty sure we're agreeing on the actual issues. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 2:39pm - mortalis ""] if you're pro abortion, i'd say we are, yeah. no pussyfooting around, fuck pro choice. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 2:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] What Brian is getting at is there is to be no political discussion in this thread unless your statement or opinion has the words "kill babies," and only kill babies. Smackababy. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 10,2008 2:47pm - mOe ""] i'm obviously voting for the black guy because...well...you know |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 3:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] mOe said:i'm obviously voting for the black guy because...well...you know Because you agree with his political views and believe he would bring positive change to the US? |
| _________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 5:12pm - W3 nli ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 6:47pm - Conservationist ""] mOe said:i'm obviously voting for the black guy because...well...you know http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/ |
| _______________________________ [Jul 10,2008 7:04pm - READ ""] im just thinking it's either senile old douchebag or an inexperienced douchebag. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 7:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] whites alright but black is whack |
| _________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 7:16pm - W3 nli ""] READ said:im just thinking it's either senile old douchebag or an inexperienced douchebag. but Cheney isnt running for President and you cant re-elect Bush again, oh wait youre talking about other people my bad. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:01pm - GodlessRob ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:04pm - powerkok ""] Brian dc. You are a fucking tool. I only wish that your father thought like you when he fucked your mothers vagina, and perhaps kicked her in the stomach. If only he could have possessed a crystal ball, maybe he would have saved the world some time and grief, by aborting you with a truck. At least no woman will ever want to procreate with you, so that is perhaps the only positive thing in your existance. I hope you fall into a shark tank. Eat shit and live. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:07pm - powerkok ""] Like I said before, is it really down to a Black MUSLIM or an old white WAR veteran?? I am registered to vote, but I dont think I will partake in this bulldodgery. The day I vote for any AMERICAN MAN with the name HUSSEIN, I will KILL Brian DC and then myself. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:09pm - powerkok ""] Like I said before, is it really down to a Black MUSLIM or an old white WAR veteran?? I am registered to vote, but I dont think I will partake in this bulldodgery. The day I vote for any AMERICAN MAN with the name HUSSEIN, I will KILL Brian DC and then myself. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:21pm - brian_dc ""] I want to hug you so hard right now |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:22pm - powerkok ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: mOe said:i'm obviously voting for the black guy because...well...you know Because you agree with his political views and believe he would bring positive change to the US? No, because blacks like to gang up together. Have you ever seen ONE black guy doing ANYTHING? Nope. Its always like ten of them. Robbing old ladies and shit. HAHAHAAAHAHA |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:23pm - powerkok ""] brian_dc said:I want to hug you so hard right now I bet you do. I want to hug you back. Until you stop breathing. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:28pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] I'm just glad the KKK has made it clear that there is no possible way that Obama will survive a term. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:29pm - pam ""] I hope this country sinks into the fucking Earth. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:35pm - sever ""] Americas #1 threat: babies. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:37pm - brian_dc ""] seriously...nothing worse for America than more Americans |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:37pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] powerkok said:Like I said before, is it really down to a Black MUSLIM or an old white WAR veteran?? I am registered to vote, but I dont think I will partake in this bulldodgery. The day I vote for any AMERICAN MAN with the name HUSSEIN, I will KILL Brian DC and then myself. it occurs to me now, the likelihood that these two candidates were setup as a way to create a symbolic victory of one religion/way of life over another. Knowing that this race is fixed, At this point I'm not sure who to bet on. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:38pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] pam said:I hope this country sinks into the fucking Earth. it's on its way. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:40pm - the_reverend ""] hey, he didn't write that. fucking lying republican cunts! obama had my vote when he opposed the oil tax... now he's sucking off the xtains hardcore. fuck him. I want a secular dictator |
| _____________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:52pm - pam ""] Pretty sad that that's what you have to do to stand a chance of getting elected in this stupid fucking country full of morons who'll believe anything they read in a forwarded email. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 8:59pm - powerkok ""] This election, no matter how 'bad' Bush has done, will be worse for this country, than Rumsfeld, Condy, Gwb combined. At least mpst Americans could agree on one thing. Hating Bush, and/or a part of his admin. Now, Its race wars, baby. And if not, its religion wars, khed. DFTG.....did the KKK really say that? Thats hilarious. Id be a liar if I said it never crossed my mind that someone will probably attempt it. This election is Kennedy/Nixon of the new millenium, and look how that turned out. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 9:04pm - powerkok ""] Youre only 5-6 hours from Canadia. Defect. Free health care for up to 85 children. I love how 18 people on a message board represent 'America' as a whole. Morons? I think not. There are still many smart people in this country. Because you do not associate with them, doesnt mean they dont exist. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 10,2008 9:14pm - pam ""] powerkok said:Youre only 5-6 hours from Canadia. Defect. Free health care for up to 85 children. I love how 18 people on a message board represent 'America' as a whole. Morons? I think not. There are still many smart people in this country. Because you do not associate with them, doesnt mean they dont exist. What the hell are you talking about? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 9:39pm - the_reverend ""] obama will not be assassinated. all assassination have happened on elections that started on years with 0 at the end. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 9:56pm - powerkok ""] pam said: powerkok said:Youre only 5-6 hours from Canadia. Defect. Free health care for up to 85 children. I love how 18 people on a message board represent 'America' as a whole. Morons? I think not. There are still many smart people in this country. Because you do not associate with them, doesnt mean they dont exist. What the hell are you talking about? Hitler, red jellybeans, couscous and a mickey mouse fantasia hat. What do I have to spell it out for you? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 9:56pm - MASlayer ""] I like how Obama said in a speech a day or so ago to have our kids learn Spanish, essentially to keep up with the influx of illegals coming in...way to side with the illegals and guilt the citizen's |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 9:56pm - powerkok ""] the_reverend said:obama will not be assassinated. all assassination have happened on elections that started on years with 0 at the end. Well Obama is all about 'change' so...... |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2008 9:58pm - powerkok ""] I suffer 0% caucasian guilt. Obama has quite a 'hitleresque' speaking voice. Like Dwight Schrutes Dunder Mifflin Salesman of the year speech. |