Obama Hates on the Bible[views:9086][posts:123]____________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:16pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] W3%20nli said:so are there any tits in this thread or what Only if you post some. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:18pm - W3 nli ""] pffft fuck all that nonsense. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:21pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] You are so lazy. SLOTH!!! [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:25pm - W3 nli ""] dont throw your rhetoric at me. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:26pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Poop. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:28pm - W3 nli ""] your boredom has clearly surpassed my own, good day to you sir. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:32pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Actually, I have to leave for work in like 10 minutes. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:41pm - DomesticTerror ""] W3%20nli said:so are there any tits in this thread or what you just made me laugh really loud. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 6:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Jesus built my hotrod |
| __________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 7:20pm - Dankill ""] The thing that always cracked me up about evangelical hardliners was about how much of a boner they had for Old Testament fire, brimstone and damnation. That was their main focus and argument for things. Yet, they seemed to forget that the New Testament (i.e. Jesus chillin out about all that crap) is the bedrock of Christianity. Without it, it's basically the Jewish religion. Oh btw W3%20nli said:so are there any tits in this thread or what Just for Sean-O http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=a2aee2df08cf09d7016c |
| _________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 8:20pm - W3 nli ""] that young lady has some fine thighs, oh and is there any whore in pr0n that Peter North hasnt fucked yet. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 8:25pm - Conservationist ""] fukk christ fukk obama fukk city people |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 24,2008 10:43pm - fleshfries ""] Whatever happened to the whole "Religion and Politics are Separate" thing? I'm actually glad that Obama said what he said. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 7:37am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] ConquerTheBaphomet said:Where in history has any biblical story researched been proven untrue? Can you pinpoint one for me? As far as polytheism, God handed that commandment down, not because of recognition for other gods, but to say that He is the ONLY God and therefore to create other gods beside him is futile. NO, YOU PROVE THAT YOUR BULLSHIT FANTASY FAIRY TALES HAVE ANY BASIS IN REALITY, YOU RETARD. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 8:13am - the_reverend ""] Obama has done 3 things I like 1) be 1/2 black 2) opposed the suspension of the gas tax 3) hated on the bible. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 8:15am - the_reverend ""] anyone else feel that they could argue the way CTB is about the lord of the ring/simalarion? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 8:23am - the_reverend ""] the old testament is some embellished history and moral stories. not to be taken as a history book. there are plenty of things in there that are lies/fabrications. Like people living for 900+ years, the garden of eden, and the fact that the world was not created in 7 days 7000 years ago. I do find it funny that a story based on such blatant a set of falsehoods is taken as the word of God when they are just good things to live by. On the topic of the old testament, girls on the rag have to sit outside the city for 7 days on a pile of leather since they are unclean. and if you have sex with them while they are on the rag, you are exiled out of the city for 7 days. Also, you have to make burnt offerings of xxx rams all the time which people (jews) don't do. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 8:32am - the_reverend ""] now, as bad as the old testament is... the new testament is worse! what we are "allowed" to call the new testament is a collection of 4 peoples words, all of which tell different stories, some of which were orally passed down before transcribed, all of which were mis-translated into english and then mis-mis-translated back into other languages (ie: virgin mary was really just young girl mary), and all other books that other people wrote were systematically destroyed. And what's with the book of revelations? anyone who reads that and thinks that it's anything more than john trying to back a dwindling xtian populace and re-energies his support base probably loves bush and thinks all muslims are terrorists. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 9:11am - Conservationist ""] Voting for Obama is affirmative action. His only claim to being president worthy is that he's half-black. Whatever happened to the idea of having candidates who weren't entirely shills for industry... oh, wait, we're in an end-stage democracy. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 9:26am - thuringwethil ""] porphyria said: bennyhillifier WHAT HE SAID. :doublehorns: |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 9:37am - the_reverend ""] God won that last one. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 9:41am - thuringwethil ""] Come come. that was mortality, rather |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 9:42am - soloman_81 ""] the_reverend said:now, as bad as the old testament is... the new testament is worse! what we are "allowed" to call the new testament is a collection of 4 peoples words, all of which tell different stories, some of which were orally passed down before transcribed, all of which were mis-translated into english and then mis-mis-translated back into other languages (ie: virgin mary was really just young girl mary), and all other books that other people wrote were systematically destroyed. And what's with the book of revelations? anyone who reads that and thinks that it's anything more than john trying to back a dwindling xtian populace and re-energies his support base probably loves bush and thinks all muslims are terrorists. The new testament is definitly way worse. It's where hell was introduced. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 10:15am - SacreligionNLI ""] what about the gnostic gospels they found in egypt that supposedly never existed? Aren't those books just another interpretation of the same story but just so happen to directly contradict what is said in the new testament? Scholars say that they are hoaxes and fabrications, no way they can be confirmed as being written by jesus OR mary magdalen oh wait...that's the whole bible as well! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 10:21am - the_reverend ""] everyone here quick, drink the davinci code koolaid! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 10:46am - DestroyYouAlot ""] DaveFromTheGrave said: ConquerTheBaphomet said:Where in history has any biblical story researched been proven untrue? Can you pinpoint one for me? As far as polytheism, God handed that commandment down, not because of recognition for other gods, but to say that He is the ONLY God and therefore to create other gods beside him is futile. NO, YOU PROVE THAT YOUR BULLSHIT FANTASY FAIRY TALES HAVE ANY BASIS IN REALITY, YOU RETARD. For the win. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 10:51am - aril ""] I would love to SRSLY respond to this thread, but 1.) my answer would be too long 2.) i'm at work 3.) ConquerTheBaphomet would be shitting his pants and possibly fearing death more so than his faith already makes him. 4.) don't want to argue - there's no point. opinions are opinions and I think we all know who the idiot is here! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 11:08am - aril ""] here's a short, 2nd grade version of the answer: history is knowledge of what we know, given the amount of attainable information we receive. we study it, analyze it, and piece it together. given the advancement in the sciences and the information we know through history, it is safe to say THERE IS NO GOD. THERE NEVER WAS. THERE NEVER WILL BE. humanity is at a breaking a point - we're on the steps of either our destruction, or our advancement as a race. we're a civilization as a whole now, just like there's thousands more in our galaxy alone. we need to move past our biased faiths and seek a future for our civilzation so we can survive, compete, and flourish. we're being held back. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 11:11am - DestroyYouAlot ""] SPACE OR GAME OVER - PICK YOUR CHOOSE If'n we don't get off this rock, we're done for. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:18pm - Murph nli ""] aril said:here's a short, 2nd grade version of the answer: history is knowledge of what we know, given the amount of attainable information we receive. we study it, analyze it, and piece it together. given the advancement in the sciences and the information we know through history, it is safe to say THERE IS NO GOD. THERE NEVER WAS. THERE NEVER WILL BE. humanity is at a breaking a point - we're on the steps of either our destruction, or our advancement as a race. we're a civilization as a whole now, just like there's thousands more in our galaxy alone. we need to move past our biased faiths and seek a future for our civilzation so we can survive, compete, and flourish. we're being held back. Since I did the majority of pulling responses out of CTB, and because I so fervently think his beliefs are fucking clown shoes, I must say I don't agree totally with this either. There is no GOD. This, I can handle, in a sense. So many traditions propose a center of consciousness, sometimes referred to as the collective comic mind, and I guess since there is no way to prove or disprove such a theory (there is plenty of evidence both ways, brought forth on both sides by most of the leading minds of history) I guess some might call that cosmic mind a sort of God, but that is a case of spirituality. I agree with you that a need to become more cohesive in our efforts is needed for the survival of our race, but if you look at the history of the world there has been a constant change over many eras in the way humans think. Ancient religions looked at the world in such a different way (especially because there is no way to say how the world was, because the Earth began with a carbon atmosphere and we take for granted that we can measure its half-lives for dating but that means the Earth needs to have been under the same conditions over the course of history, an assumption we cannot make) that were much more experiential and fluid, a detachment from a sense of self. The culmination of the human self as an individual sense of worth began at some point with Greek civilization, but really cohered around the time of Christ, when Messianic religions illustrated the strength of the human. It may seem like jibber jabber, but that's just how I see it. Of course it is much more illustrative and detailed than that, but our bodies and our minds haven't always been this way. Take for instance Egyptian reliefs showing headdresses with tiny snakes on the forehead. That isn't a representaion of Seth, that my friends are our ancestors showing our pineal gland, the THIRD EYE. Trip sometime, and you'll see the power the pineal gland has to alter consciousness. IDK, I agree we need to come together to survive, but if the scope of human history has been to come to realization and affirmation of the strength of the individual, it's going to be tough. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:28pm - Murph nli ""] oh btw, i drink a lot. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:32pm - cav nli ""] hold on hold on hold on. you guys have lost track here. the real question at hand is...am i bored enough to read all this shit? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:34pm - brian_dc ""] no. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:36pm - the_reverend ""] hey everyone, i bring you murph, the hippie. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:40pm - brian_dc ""] DC is pretty much all about love. It's not a "who can make the most I hope you fucking die jokes" contest all the time. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:41pm - the_reverend ""] whoah man.. just farted in my cube. pu |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 12:42pm - brian_dc ""] btw, cav. I added some fun to that thread you started about those Scandinavian pig fuckers. you are welcome |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 1:06pm - Murph nli ""] brian_dc said:DC is pretty much all about love. It's not a "who can make the most I hope you fucking die jokes" contest all the time. I hope your wall of sound falls on you. That would be a sweet sound. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 1:09pm - cav nli ""] well, indeed i was bored enough. it was an interesting read. everytime i read anything murph has to say on rttp it reminds me of the first time i watched 'waking life' and couldn't really comprehend what was going on. and NO im not reading it twice. im way too lazy for that. my favorite part was: "The Old Testament is documented history recorded by God's people." i think its pretty funny that the most respected catholic school in RI teached the exact opposite of that. lol |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 1:15pm - SacreligionNLI ""] but CTB follows the WORD OF GOD! he can't...he CAN'T be wrong! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2008 1:19pm - aril ""] It is human nature to assume a there is a powerful being. Ancient cultures could not prove many of the things we can prove today - and yet, they were just as curious about their beginnings as we are today. What I'm saying is that we need to move beyond this sense of thought. We need to collectively gather our species as a whole, and embrace the fact that we're on the path of destruction. I do not have a problem with spirituality on all levels; I myself have meditated to reach that state of mind. I'm a firm believer in the power of the human mind, and the power of our species as a whole. We need to strive for collective individualism - ideally we need to think on the same wave lengths and have the same goals. In the current state of affairs, humanity does not have the same goals. All of the conflicts in the world that are based off of religion are holding us back. We either need to prepare ourselves for the future of mankind, or brace ourselves for the destruction of mankind. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2008 1:23pm - aril ""] In other words: WWIII is upon us, my friends. PREPARE FOR DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!! muauahhahahahaha. ok, back to work... |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2008 1:30pm - aril ""] PS: I'll never forget the day when my mom caught me burning the bible in the back yard when I was like 15. I didn't mean to do it, it just slipped, I tell ya. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 1:31pm - cav nli ""] wait there was a WWII? hmmm i must have missed it. CTB...you hear about that shit?! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 2:58pm - Jesus Christ ""] Calm down. It's clear who is going to Heaven and who is going to Hell here. While you're at it, read Dante's Inferno. Maybe you'll understand how that image of eternal damnation was created in Medieval Times. Oh wait, try reading the Epic of Gilgamesh too - it predates our book of Genesis and is the main influece for the story of Noah's Ark. Also, try to check out some books from the library of Alexandria. OH WAIT, MONKS BURNED THAT DOWN TO THE GROUND AND MUCH OF "PRE-HISTORY" WAS LOST! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 3:01pm - the_reverend ""] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_of_Alexandria |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 3:05pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] aril said: 3.) ConquerTheBaphomet would be shitting his pants and possibly fearing death more so than his faith already makes him. What makes you think I have fear? Fear is not love. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2008 3:06pm - aril ""] one of my history teachers in college hated Christianity so much, he blamed the destruction of the library on the decree and a bunch of other things because they wanted to wipe out all "heathen" creations. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2008 3:10pm - aril ""] sorry, I didn't mean to disrepect your love for God, the supreme creator of all life on Earth. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 25,2008 3:12pm - SkinSandwich ""] I heard he is black and wants to be the president. truu story. |