Any girls around that like metal?[views:23959][posts:122]_____________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 3:10pm - ghostofwar ""] I'm looking for a friendship based on metal love with a girl that has a wild side of course, but not to the point where they get so wasted that they almost cause you to wreck your car and die possibly... kind of cool in a way, but I would rather see the show first instead. I have two tickets to the Maryland Deathfest and I like to go to shows. I have a huge collection of metal. Death, Thrash, Black, only real metal please. Morbid. email me at sorgenhammer@metalfan.com |
_____________________________ [Apr 17,2010 3:13pm - pam ""] first. |
________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 3:15pm - HECATE ""] Ghost, there are plenty of really awesome metal ladies in new england. go out to shows and meet others who have similar interests. I can tell you that the metal ladies around here are extremely nice, inviting and really good friends. |
_____________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 3:35pm - ghostofwar ""] Thanks for the reply HACATE, but I don't feel that the shows themselves are the best place to meet metal ladies because of the ratio of guys to girls and most of them already show up with a date so... you know what i'm saying? it's kind of hard that way, so I just thought i's search the networks also. Cheers, and keep the fate. |
__________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 4:20pm - Dankill ""] wow, this post has been up for more then an hour and no one has shredded it with witty cynical sarcastic remarks and memes. You guys are getting slow with age. |
______________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 4:22pm - quintessence ""] At first I thought this might be troll bait, but now I'm really starting think this guy is trying to find love on a metal message board. WOW |
_______________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 4:33pm - Whore Police ""] pam said:first. Avoid this one like the Plague. |
________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 4:47pm - HECATE ""] quintessence said:At first I thought this might be troll bait, but now I'm really starting think this guy is trying to find love on a metal message board. WOW ya.. totally a dude looking for a piece of ass.:bartmoon::bartmoon: |
________________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 4:54pm - bornofosichris ""] [img] Do you like Slipknot?? |
________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 4:59pm - HECATE ""] vampirefreaks.com ftw! |
_____________________________ [Apr 17,2010 5:04pm - pam ""] Dankill said:wow, this post has been up for more then an hour and no one has shredded it with witty cynical sarcastic remarks and memes. You guys are getting slow with age. Yeah, disappointing. |
_________________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 5:06pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] UGH, JEANNETTE |
_____________________________ [Apr 17,2010 5:08pm - pam ""] Whore%20Police said: pam said:first. Avoid this one like the Plague. I also get wasted and make people crash their cars. |
________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 5:12pm - HECATE ""] [img] |
_____________________________ [Apr 17,2010 5:15pm - pam ""] [img] |
__________________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 5:29pm - MillenialKingdom ""] [img] |
_____________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 6:35pm - paganmeg'ish ""] I think I might be for you. I'm a crappy metal guitarist but more importantly, I'm a skank. |
_______________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 6:49pm - boblovesmusic ""] Hey baby want a piece of this?! |
_____________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 7:03pm - Randy_Marsh ""] ...this thread...exists? |
_________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 8:15pm - reimroc ""] i hear blackmetallady is a good catch. |
______________________________ [Apr 17,2010 8:43pm - Lamp ""] But she wouldn't dare be caught with a hobby rocker like the original poster. |
___________________________________ [Apr 17,2010 10:35pm - Samantha ""] LOL @ "friendship based on metal love" |
__________________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 1:14am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] [img] |
______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 1:54am - the_reverend ""] from what I can figure out, matal girls love metal until they find a dude. then they don't love metal anymore and don't go to shows. |
_____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 2:09am - KeithMutiny ""] any metal chick under 150 is claimed... but yeah, if your into big chicks with stories about thier "metal" ex boyfriend... COME AN GIT IT |
________________________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 2:11am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] WHAT DO WHORES KNOW ABOUT GRIND!!!!!!! |
_____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 2:21am - KeithMutiny ""] he didnt say grind, he said metal. very different... and you know this mang. |
________________________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 2:23am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] yuh but it's so much fun to scream at people. |
_____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 2:26am - KeithMutiny ""] true. and i think most (not all) metal chicks may be dudes... jus sayin |
___________________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 2:26am - quintessence_nli ""] Have fun catching STD's dude. |
_____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 2:29am - KeithMutiny ""] quintessence_nli said:Have fun catching STD's dude. this man knows. |
________________________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 2:43am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] quintessence_nli said:Have fun catching STD's dude. STD's are the new baseball cards or pokemans |
_____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 3:25am - Randy_Marsh ""] hail pokemans |
____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 3:42am - xgodzillax ""] metal ladies, on my RTTP? good luck with that lol |
_________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 8:52am - Doomkid ""] I <3 this thread. |
_______________________________ [Apr 18,2010 10:45am - blue ""] KeithMutiny said:true. and i think most (not all) metal chicks may be whores... jus sayin Fixed boosh |
_____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 10:51am - RichHorror ""] With an irish roofie any woman is yours. And by irish roofie I mean a stiff forearm shot to the solar plexus, obviously. |
______________________________ [Apr 18,2010 10:58am - pam ""] If women were more willing to fuck you degenerates, you'd all be whores too. <3 |
__________________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 11:09am - whoredetective ""] paganmeg‘ish said:I think I might be for you. I'm a crappy metal guitarist but more importantly, I'm a skank. [img] |
________________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 8:48pm - blessed offal ""] using the internet to meet the opposite sex = epic fail |
______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:05pm - swamplorddvm ""] Like metal, yes. LOVE metal, not many. |
______________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:13pm - Bms ""] swamplorddvm said:Like metal, yes. LOVE metal, not many. NAME ONE THAT LOVES METAL! AND ONE THAT LIKES! HA |
________________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:13pm - blessed offal ""] swamplorddvm said:Like metal, yes. LOVE metal, not many. come to metal shows because they're dating someone who listens to metal? yes. |
______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:16pm - swamplorddvm ""] Pretty much. Marsi loves metal. Anyone who knows her cannot argue with that. Uh... One girl in Philly, though doesn't care for Black metal so... that's about it. |
____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:23pm - PISSCHRIST ""] Hey guys, not all chicks that attend shows are only doing so because there boyfriend is. There are a lot of metal chicks in the area that truely love metal. - Alicia |
_____________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:25pm - pam ""] I know a lot of beautiful, badass chicks that LOVE metal...and even if they were ALL single I would never willfully feed them to most of you fucking dirtbags. <3 |
____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:26pm - PISSCHRIST ""] right on Pam! ;) |
_____________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:28pm - pam ""] IN B4 kitchen/sandwich/whorepolice/lesbian |
______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:28pm - swamplorddvm ""] Hmm right I forgot about Alicia. Fogivaness preez. |
______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:30pm - swamplorddvm ""] ok afew others now that I think about it. But go to the bigger shows and you'll the likers of metal there. and a hand full of Lovers of metal. |
______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:31pm - swamplorddvm ""] But you're asking for trouble with the metal ones, ghostofwar. They can be very shallow and twisted. Watch out. |
____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:36pm - PISSCHRIST ""] sigh, I do not care if my name was mentioned. Just stating the fact that there are metal ladies out there who either create, listen, to metal or engage themselves in other artistic endeavours. Metal guys can be just as shallow and twisted!!! |
______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:37pm - swamplorddvm ""] What is you current emotional and physical status? |
____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:39pm - PISSCHRIST ""] swamplorddvm said:What is you current emotional and physical status? Dee, buy me a beer. |
______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:41pm - swamplorddvm ""] Right now? I'll see what I can do. |
____________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:50pm - PISSCHRIST ""] :D |
______________________________ [Apr 18,2010 9:51pm - Lamp ""] I tend to assume that people are shallow and twisted by default, no matter what their walk of life. |
_______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 10:12pm - the_reverend ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:WHAT DO WHORES KNOW ABOUT GRIND!!!!!!!that's why grindboys date stoners and clubchicks. |
_______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 10:13pm - the_reverend ""] blessed%20offal said:using the internet to meet the opposite sex = epic fail[img] |
_________________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 10:13pm - blessed offal ""] having things in common with girls is for pussies. FIND HER FUCK FORGET HER or GTFO |
_______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 10:17pm - the_reverend ""] go to a metal thursday? [img] [img] |
_______________________________________ [Apr 18,2010 10:18pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
_______________________________ [Apr 18,2010 10:32pm - Lamp ""] the_reverend said: whiskey_weed_and_women said:WHAT DO WHORES KNOW ABOUT GRIND!!!!!!!that's why grindboys date stoners and clubchicks. When we leave our rooms, anyway. |
_____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 12:35am - xgodzillax ""] swamplorddvm said:Marsi loves metal. marsi loves metal, with her mouth. for as long as it takes you to blow a load |
________________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 1:01am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] the_reverend said: whiskey_weed_and_women said:WHAT DO WHORES KNOW ABOUT GRIND!!!!!!!that's why grindboys date stoners and clubchicks. hey my stoner is amazing thank you very much. lol and again thanks Biggie. |
_____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 1:20am - Sacreligion ""] [img] I keeed, I keeed.... |
________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 2:18am - xmikex ""] ATTN GIRLS INTO METAL I am handsome man who want hear about ur parents get divorced. I think sad that your mom not love ur dad anymore and u start listening Pantera at age 15. I am good listener. Mike |
_________________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 4:29am - slartisian coordinates ""] ATTN GIRLS INTO METAL: I am a reasonably attractive, if somewhat scrawny and akward, young man who wears black alot. I like chubby girls who wear too much eyeliner. I am in a band(s). I probably will ignore you most of the non-sexy times in favor of playing blast beats and doing drugs with my degenerate friends, but trust me, it will make me remind you of all the other poor examples of men in your life and make the moments of validation all the more satisfying. Sound good? Let's party... |
_______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 7:32am - Archaeon NLI ""] ATTN GIRLS INTO METAL: I am not into girls, so fuck off. I love throbbage. |
__________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:27am - Dankill ""] This thread just got a whole lot lulzier. Good job, RTTP |
_________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:44am - TheRidersofDoom ""] Metal women? No thanks. Super intelligent nerds that like metal ftw |
_________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 9:12am - sinofangels-ray ""] this thread wins!! |
_____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 9:42am - ouchdrummer ""] slartisian%20coordinates said: I probably will ignore you most of the non-sexy times in favor of playing blast beats and doing drugs sounds familiar pam said:If women were more willing to fuck you degenerates, you'd all be whores too. <3 Are you implying that i'm NOT a whore? pam said:I know a lot of beautiful, badass chicks that LOVE metal...and even if they were ALL single I would never willfully feed them to most of you fucking dirtbags. <3 Well than it's good that i don't broker my lady deals through you. ghostofwar said:I'm looking for a friendship based on metal love with a girl that has a wild side of course, but not to the point where they get so wasted that they almost cause you to wreck your car and die possibly... kind of cool in a way, but I would rather see the show first instead. I have two tickets to the Maryland Deathfest and I like to go to shows. I have a huge collection of metal. Death, Thrash, Black, only real metal please. Morbid. email me at sorgenhammer@metalfan.com You're a troll... right? Please? You can't possibly be as pathetic as you sound, i mean, come on dude. |
______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 9:45am - goatcatalyst ""] Nubile coeds with no idea what I do FTW |
_____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 9:48am - ouchdrummer ""] I know this statement will be met with much debate, and anger... but here goes: I think there is an obvious reason that the metal scene is mostly populated by dudes. It's testosterone. MOST women hear the noise, and the screaming and they're totally turned off. They don't get it, because chemically, they shouldn't.. seeing as most of it thrives on anger, rage, hate etc.. which happen to be emotions that are driven by the chemical testosterone. I know that this isn't always true, i've SOME women that were totally into metal, and were well adjusted. I've just only met a couple of them. |
_____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 9:48am - ouchdrummer ""] goatcatalyst said:Nubile coeds with no idea what I do FTW this also sounds like me. |
________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 2:30pm - xmikex ""] pam said:I know a lot of beautiful, badass chicks that LOVE metal...and even if they were ALL single I would never willfully feed them to most of you fucking dirtbags. <3 YOU GIVE NAO PLZ! [img] |
________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 3:23pm - blessed offal ""] ATTN: girls into metal: stop trying to out-patch me, i get it, im a poseur. |
_______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 3:38pm - MetalThursday ""] the_reverend said:go to a metal thursday? What are you, Chuck Woolery? There are no love connections at Metal Thursday, only drunken makeouts, parking lot blowjobs and mosh pit groping! |
______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 3:43pm - the_reverend ""] Archaeon%20NLI said:ATTN GIRLS INTO METAL: I am not into girls, so fuck off. I love throbbage.Please start a thread about this. please. |
______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 3:45pm - the_reverend ""] ouchdrummer said:I know that this isn't always true, i've SOME women that were totally into metal, and were well adjusted. I've just only met a couple of them.Did you ask them about when their penis was turned into a vagina if it were an option to also keep the penis? Did you ask to see it? Or was it at one of their boyfriend's bands shows? |
______________________________ [Apr 19,2010 3:52pm - WTF ""] why are all the hot chicks taken? |
______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 3:55pm - the_reverend ""] because either 1) they are hot enough for a dude to put up with her constant bitching 2) she's taken by many many many many guys. mostly in the mouth and mostly backstage/in tour van. |
____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 5:07pm - xgodzillax ""] the_reverend said:she's taken by many many many many guys. mostly in the mouth and mostly backstage/in tour van. marsi. |
_________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 5:37pm - whoredetective ""] the_reverend said: 2) she's taken by many many many many guys. mostly in the mouth and mostly backstage/in tour van. rings a bell |
______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 7:58pm - swamplorddvm ""] xgodzillax said: the_reverend said:she's taken by many many many many guys. mostly in the mouth and mostly backstage/in tour van. marsi. Aww some one was shot down. :( :( :( |
______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 7:59pm - swamplorddvm ""] ouchdrummer said:I know this statement will be met with much debate, and anger... but here goes: I think there is an obvious reason that the metal scene is mostly populated by dudes. It's testosterone. MOST women hear the noise, and the screaming and they're totally turned off. They don't get it, because chemically, they shouldn't.. seeing as most of it thrives on anger, rage, hate etc.. which happen to be emotions that are driven by the chemical testosterone. I know that this isn't always true, i've SOME women that were totally into metal, and were well adjusted. I've just only met a couple of them. Why argue with reason? |
_________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:25pm - reimroc ""] at least you wont go to jail if you bang a metal chick. they're all of age. the last time i looked at a girl at a hardcore show i thought i was going to catch a 10-15 upstate. |
____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:31pm - anonymous ""] ouchdrummer said:I know this statement will be met with much debate, and anger... but here goes: I think there is an obvious reason that the metal scene is mostly populated by dudes. It's testosterone. MOST women hear the noise, and the screaming and they're totally turned off. They don't get it, because chemically, they shouldn't.. seeing as most of it thrives on anger, rage, hate etc.. which happen to be emotions that are driven by the chemical testosterone. I know that this isn't always true, i've SOME women that were totally into metal, and were well adjusted. I've just only met a couple of them. most women like to shop not rage. |
____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:33pm - PISSCHRIST ""] I need good credit, so id rather rage.:satancross: |
______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:35pm - swamplorddvm ""] But you gotta rage in your cutest boots! <3 <3 <3 |
____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:39pm - PISSCHRIST ""] you love em |
____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:40pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] Because I had nowhere else to put this awesome image. |
____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:42pm - PISSCHRIST ""] Alx_Casket said:[img] Because I had nowhere else to put this awesome image. Swedens looking pretty limp... |
________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 9:36pm - xmikex ""] Please don't bother posting slutty girl stories without phone numbers, n00dz, or facebook links. Lets be adults for christsakes. kay thx. |
____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 9:46pm - xgodzillax ""] swamplorddvm said:Aww some one was shot down. :( :( :( not at all guy, i wouldnt touch her with seth putnams dick bro. |
_______________________________ [Apr 19,2010 9:51pm - Murph ""] [img] Girls? Who needs 'em? |
______________________________ [Apr 19,2010 10:13pm - pam ""] Alx_Casket said:[img] Because I had nowhere else to put this awesome image. Amazing. |
__________________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 6:01am - douchebag_patrol ""] bennyhillifier |
_____________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 11:21am - deathchick ""] PISSCHRIST said:Hey guys, not all chicks that attend shows are only doing so because there boyfriend is. There are a lot of metal chicks in the area that truely love metal. - Alicia This |
______________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 11:27am - ouchdrummer ""] deathchick said: PISSCHRIST said:Hey guys, not all chicks that attend shows are only doing so because there boyfriend is. There are a lot of metal chicks in the area that truely love metal. - Alicia This i would say, obviously. |
___________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 12:50pm - ShadowSD ""] PISSCHRIST said:Swedens looking pretty limp... You would too if you had Finland for balls. |
___________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 12:55pm - ShadowSD ""] Sacreligion said: I keeed, I keeed.... I'll have you know that chick on the right is going to give me nightmares for weeks. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! IT BURNS............... |
______________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 1:02pm - the_reverend ""] Is that peggy hill in those smoosh videos? |
________________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 1:05pm - blessed offal ""] ouchdrummer said:I know this statement will be met with much debate, and anger... but here goes: I think there is an obvious reason that the metal scene is mostly populated by dudes. It's testosterone. MOST women hear the noise, and the screaming and they're totally turned off. They don't get it, because chemically, they shouldn't.. seeing as most of it thrives on anger, rage, hate etc.. which happen to be emotions that are driven by the chemical testosterone. I know that this isn't always true, i've SOME women that were totally into metal, and were well adjusted. I've just only met a couple of them. exactly. i know PLENTY of real girls, and theyre great. but generally speaking, its 90% men into metal. its kinda like how when you say to a girl that men are stronger than women, because biologically WE ARE. obviously theres exeptions, but we're not saying this to be sexist, its just true. |
______________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 1:13pm - the_reverend ""] so... 1 in 10 people are gay and 1 in 10 metal heads is a girl? |
__________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 1:35pm - ShadowSD ""] I think that's less realistic a statistic than it is a building frustration that there aren't more metal chicks, because really - who wouldn't want more? I'd say on average maybe there are less female fans but the ratio is a lot closer than first meets the eye when it comes listening to the music; live is a different story, on average female fans are noticably less likely to go to shows, especially when it comes to popping up at a random local show, but I think this has more to do with metal being very individualistic in spirit (you don't have to call up a bunch of friends to go to a concert, you can just go, and most women are generally less likely to go to a concert without at least one friend to shoot the shit with). Of course, it depends on the type of metal and the particular band, too, when it comes to the guy vs. girl ratio in the audience. blessed%20offal said:its kinda like how when you say to a girl that men are stronger than women, because biologically WE ARE. obviously theres exeptions, but we're not saying this to be sexist, its just true. When it comes to upper body strength you are one-hundred percent right, I'm skinny as a rail but I could overpower most women in an arm-wrestling match. The thing is, lower body strength is different, women can have deceptively strong legs and have a naturally lower center of gravity, so the whole idea of one gender physically stronger than the other isn't exactly right in either direction. Women who are unable to defend themselves effectively against a guy usually screw themselves by flailing their arms wildly, when a one-to-one test of upper body strength is the area they're guaranteed to fail at. |
________________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:15pm - blessed offal ""] maybe proportionately, but im 6'2 and weigh 220lbs, so im pretty sure my lower body is stronger than any girl who isn't a body builder. |
________________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:17pm - blessed offal ""] the_reverend said:so... 1 in 10 people are gay and 1 in 10 metal heads is a girl? i dont know, i dont really care anyway. im not into metal girls. i like women to look like women, wear cute little skirts, and appreciate flowers. not burp and fart on me and talk about the new demilich lineup. |
________________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:19pm - blessed offal ""] generalities, stereotypes, and ignorance make the world go round : ) |
______________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:37pm - the_reverend ""] ITT: ross wants to date every one of the hirudinea girls. |
_____________________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:44pm - MassOfTwoSlits nli ""] i has vagina und were purty skurts derp |
____________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:47pm - RichHorror ""] Married and/or divorced broads don't count. They are used up damaged goods. |
_____________________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:49pm - MassOfTwoSlits nli ""] i am used und damugdged, you can use me later if you want rich. WHERE'S MY BITCHSLISAH!? |
____________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:50pm - RichHorror ""] I asked him the last time you asked me and he said it was sent. Your husband probably ate it. |
_____________________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:51pm - MassOfTwoSlits nli ""] fahhhhhack |
____________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:52pm - RichHorror ""] Slice open his stomach ala Jaws to receive your CDs. |
______________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 3:57pm - the_reverend ""] slice stomach, receive bacon. |
__________________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 4:27pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I know a girl who likes "metal" but it's stuff like Cradle of Filth and Slipknot. |
________________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 5:13pm - blessed offal ""] the_reverend said:ITT: ross wants to date every one of the hirudinea girls. yea, jeff has been looking pretty sexy lately i gotta say. |
__________________________________ [Apr 21,2010 5:34pm - ShadowSD ""] MillenialKingdom said:I know a girl who likes "metal" but it's stuff like Cradle of Filth and Slipknot. Ah Slipknot, the Canadian bacon of metal... |
______________________________________ [Apr 23,2010 11:19pm - KeithMutiny ""] metal bands dont play in the kitchen... usually. |