i am searching for the meaning of life[views:19336][posts:120]________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:26pm - search feature troll ""] declaring yourself a junior archaeologist by uncovering six year old semen inside an unwashed sock at the bottom of your hamper |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:27pm - search feature troll ""] learning to become sexually attracted to boulders after being pinned underneath one for so long you lose all feeling in your pelvis |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:28pm - search feature troll ""] discovering the wormhole that brings you to an alternate universe where it rains soiled underpants so often that you can't help but go for a spring frolic in a desolate farm and rub your face in them |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:30pm - search feature troll ""] pumping tabasco sauce through your circulatory system until you turn into a pepper and have acidic boners that burn holes in couch cushions when you hump them |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:32pm - search feature troll ""] the portal to narnia that lies inside every vagina if you declare yourself the master of pussy on top of a sun dial at exactly the right second |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:33pm - search feature troll ""] menstrual minestrone soup with scraps of tampons as the noodles and blood clots as the vegetables |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:37pm - demondave ""] search%20feature%20troll said:pumping tabasco sauce through your circulatory system until you turn into a pepper and have acidic boners that burn holes in couch cushions when you hump them win |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:40pm - search feature troll ""] i am aril i am also scott from xasthur i am every member of graveside service i am rich bova i am leigh rush my email address is DICKISBRO@yahoo.com this will be the new neverending thread of death |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:43pm - search feature troll ""] conducting a bank robbery by holding your cock out to the unusually hot teller and impressing her by showing her how your cock doubles as an automatic rifle that shoots cobwebs created by poisonous spiders just after you get her phone number and take her on the date in which you'll eventually rape her |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:45pm - search feature troll ""] sold to lex luthor to be used as an indentured servant to fluff his testicles every night before he watches wheel of fortune naked and eats a plate of chili cheese fries |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:47pm - search feature troll ""] hermaphoditic self-satisfactory coitus touted as grounds for earning the college degree that will land you the real estate career you always wanted to convert humanity into your subservient slaves for having your genitals tickled by swarms of cockroaches |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2011 10:57pm - search feature troll ""] taco bell: turning assholes into mt. rainer since pet rocks could get you laid |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 6:17am - search feature troll ""] surfing on an ironing board over a sea of sewage set to collapse into a sephora and neutralize the scent of harsh perfume poring from the cunts of the clerks |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 6:20am - search feature troll ""] popping your eyeball out of its socket and entering it in a yo-yo competition |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 6:23am - search feature troll ""] finding yourself unsatisfied with an airplane's first class service and stomping your foot on the floor causing it to crumble underneath you and falling 30,000 feet to your death in an elementary school playground |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 6:43am - search feature troll ""] the psychological damage caused by seeing a raccoon eat its own head and cause pepsi blue to gush from its neck and into your mouth |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 6:46am - search feature troll ""] submissively accepting your duty of cleaning out the space between your grandfather's scrotum and thigh with your tongue after he runs seven consecutive marathons without showering |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 10:18pm - search feature troll ""] lying face first in a tepid pool of your own urine wearing nothing but a snorkel mask while daydreaming about innovative new masturbation techniques |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 10:22pm - search feature troll ""] returning to the place you once knew as your former junior high only to discover it's been converted into a proctology training school where they pay all the assholes that dropped out of high school that you knew $20 an hour to have their asses inspected while you're a college graduate and can't find a job |
| ________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 10:54pm - Anapa ""] This thread is full of win. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 11:00pm - search feature troll ""] putting the ceo of yankee candle's kids through college by buying thousand of dollars of candles every day for performing complex masturbation rituals in cornfields amongst the slaughtered corpses of cattle you wish to fornicate |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 11:01pm - ThirdKnuckle ""] cheese dip |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 11:02pm - search feature troll ""] anally penetrated with kitchen knives and cryogenically freezing all your shits henceforth to put them in bottles and claim they're ancient ship carvings in ebay auctions to supplement your monthly disability claim |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 11:05pm - search feature troll ""] feeling evil while getting sick and having your eyes turn red while your body turns green and a roving pack of starving black men mistake you for a giant watermelon and feast upon your corpse |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 11:08pm - search feature troll ""] forking your penis to make it easier to gracefully strum your harp to the sight of thousands of naked lady angels pouring honey on each other and licking each others cunts while transforming your enemies into the fat slobs in sauce stained wifebeaters who base their lives around forming the perfect ass grooves in their recliners collecting unemployment checks with meager enough wages to pay for their weekly beer allotments and nothing else |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 11:10pm - search feature troll ""] uneducated man seeking a greater purpose in life by wandering into the woods and lighting himself on fire to become a walking hot dog for bears to feast upon while fingering his own asshole to the thought of a menage a trois with a tree limb and a gargoyle |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 1,2011 11:16pm - search feature troll ""] waking up one morning to find your bed on the ceiling and doing some investigating to find your center of gravity has been inversely polarized and going outside to investigate further and getting sucked into the sun causing the winning lottery ticket in your pocket to disintegrate preventing the collapse of the economy and sealing your status as an unappreciated martyr for humanity everywhere |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 2,2011 12:30am - the_reverend ""] I think I support this thread. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 2,2011 12:38am - 665 ""] Yankee candle factories are surrounded by corn fields. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 2,2011 12:51am - demondave ""] the_reverend said:I think I support this thread. I like to think that all of the trolling on this site is done by only a single person, and we have gazed on the golden age |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 2,2011 1:20am - search feature troll ""] gazing in the mirror at what a pathetic worthless shell of a human being you are until your reflection leaps out from the glass and strangles you and beats your head upon the porcelain sink until you die and your spirit wafts into a mirror universe where all of your failures are reversed into triumphs |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 2,2011 1:23am - search feature troll ""] winds of fire practicing unholy absorption of all your positive traits on your weathered and broken spirit until the only thing that remains is a mindless zombie who can function well enough to take your order and give you your change before going home and getting shitfaced to prepare for the endless barrage of eternal misery that awaits |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 2,2011 1:25am - search feature troll ""] demondave said: the_reverend said:I think I support this thread. I like to think that all of the trolling on this site is done by only a single person, and we have gazed on the golden age observing the golden age to its very end and finding yourself staring upon a barren wasteland of dying brown grass and tumbleweeds years later with nothing to show for it but a receipt in your pocket from that time you went to jcpenney three years ago and bought a three pack of boxer shorts that you would use to asphyxiate yourself while jerking yourself off and crying to sleep during the middle of a hailstorm that would produce the tornado that carries the love of your life away |
| __________________________________ [Oct 2,2011 1:50am - demondave ""] pure gold |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 1:30am - search feature troll ""] taking 100 hits of acid and talking to your dickhole about the best way to cultivate crops that will provide nutrients to thousands of hungry jackals looking to cash in on the latest fecal obsession trend that's sweeping the african congo |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 1:32am - search feature troll ""] giving birth to a psychopathic freak who will one day rape you and steal all of your worldly possessions before backpacking across europe sniping college kids who have lived sheltered lives that want to prove to the world they aren't total pussies |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 1:35am - search feature troll ""] staring into a mirror at midnight until your irises are capable of performing hypnosis on yourself and you get sucked into a universe where left is right and right is left and you try to vote for the left wing candidate but your ineptitude to the nature of inverse law brings you to vote for a candidate which prevents you from aborting a child so you murder the mother and eat the fetus for sustenance in times square as a hurricane turns you into a human flag |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 1:38am - search feature troll ""] a sky that turns green and black and shoots lightning bolts that strike civilians turning them into people who go home and play call of duty on xbox 360 live and talk shit like they're 13 even though they're 37 with two kids and a respectable office job in a mid-sized city in the midwest |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 1:51am - Sucking Bro ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 1:55am - search feature troll ""] scrotum becoming entranced by the gaping maw that lies in front of it and unconsciously floating towards the oral portal in a futile attempt to grasp the greater meaning of life only to become trapped in what it perceived would be a mechanism that would enhance the quality of its existence |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 2:06am - Sucking Bro ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 11:03pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 11:06pm - hauptpflucker ""] demondave said: the_reverend said:I think I support this thread. I like to think that all of the trolling on this site is done spontaneously by the collective human consciousness, and we have gazed on the borg age |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 11:13pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Oct 4,2011 11:23pm - Lamp ""] What in the unholy fuck is going on in that last picture!? |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 4,2011 11:32pm - WILDANDCRAAZYGUY ""] Lamp said:What in the unholy fuck is going on in that last picture!? :shocked: |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 6,2011 4:41am - search feature troll ""] full body paralysis occurring during black friday at the apple store when a crazed housewife plunges a diamond tip drill bit into your spinal cord as revenge for purchasing the last late model ipod |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 6,2011 4:42am - search feature troll ""] taking a bunch of mushrooms and fucking a gap in a tree only to have a swarm of red ants crawl inside your dickhole and form a colony of sperm coated ants that grow to massive proportions and apply for office jobs in suburbs of mid-sized midwestern cities |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 6,2011 4:44am - search feature troll ""] stapling your scrotum to your asshole and applying to be a contestant on jeopardy under the legal name jesus christ while your former sixth grade teacher dines on a tv dinner in a lonely nursing home bed |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 6,2011 4:46am - search feature troll ""] creating a hippie commune inside a mountain of roaches and burning the entire thing while inside it to get massively high as you roast to death |