What is the worst possible thing you could call somebody?
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[Nov 15,2006 12:55pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
I think it is general but calling someone an asshole is low, haha! You are, in essence, being compared to the unholiest of holes. Shoot!
[Nov 15,2006 12:56pm - RichHorror ""]
A woman.
[Nov 15,2006 12:57pm - Yeti ""]
Richhorror.
[Nov 15,2006 12:57pm - RichHorror ""]
:(
[Nov 15,2006 12:59pm - dreadkill ""]
fat and shitty looking
[Nov 15,2006 1:00pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
My mom told me that "CUNT" is the worst thing you can say.
[Nov 15,2006 1:01pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
I think the word "cunt" is poetic and appropriate.
[Nov 15,2006 1:11pm - xmikex ""]
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!
[Nov 15,2006 1:13pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
You look like a bag of smashed assholes.
[Nov 15,2006 1:17pm - anonymous ""]
JOE CHRISTIANI
[Nov 15,2006 1:18pm - Lamp ""]
Cuntass child toucher?
[Nov 15,2006 1:19pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
Lamp said:Cuntass child toucher?
Are we talking about Decripit Birth again?
[Nov 15,2006 1:24pm - xmikex ""]
One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off.
[Nov 15,2006 1:25pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
xmikex said:One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off.
HAHAHAHA!!!! THAT IS AWESOME!! You made me spit my beer, you're dead!
[Nov 15,2006 1:26pm - Yeti ""]
that is awesome. no pity for clueless fat broads.
[Nov 15,2006 1:34pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
a fat-kidneyed, shrillgorged rampallion of a clotpole. that'll get some britches all bunched up.
that fat broad/flat tire story reminds me of a time that my cousin pat from texas came up here a few years ago; we had been to the ocean state job lot earlier, and he got a few bottles of squirt bbq, teryaki and other sauces. we were going to drop a friend off in holbrook, and on the way we saw a few wiggers/fat girls outside of a car on 139 with their flashers on. pat told me to pull up to them, so i did. as we approached he said in his thick texas twang, "hey, y'all need some help er sumpthin?" they said "oh, thank god someone stopped, we..." pat then cut them off by yelling "WELL I HOPE YA LIKE BARBEECUE SAUCE!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!" and squirted an abundant plethora of sauces all over them. they were pissed, and we were crying with laughter.
[Nov 15,2006 1:35pm - RichHorror ""]
I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person.
[Nov 15,2006 1:37pm - the_reverend ""]
doodlewanger
[Nov 15,2006 1:39pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
RichHorror said:I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person.
I am a terrible person, maybe we are related. BTW, I am still interested in that print Mark. I spaced it.
[Nov 15,2006 1:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
RichHorror said:I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person.
well lucky for you, i just found out that you're my very, very, very distant cousin. welcome to my merry crew of terrible persons
[Nov 15,2006 1:47pm - RichHorror ""]
I don't want to live in a world where I have disgusting guinea blood coarsing through my veins.
[Nov 15,2006 1:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
CaptainCleanoff said:RichHorror said:I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person.
I am a terrible person, maybe we are related. BTW, I am still interested in that print Mark. I spaced it.
awesome; unfortunately, i haven't found one print shop yet that will print it because it's just too sexy for them.
[Nov 15,2006 1:48pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
You know what is worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
getting raped.
[Nov 15,2006 1:50pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:CaptainCleanoff said:RichHorror said:I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person.
I am a terrible person, maybe we are related. BTW, I am still interested in that print Mark. I spaced it.
awesome; unfortunately, i haven't found one print shop yet that will print it because it's just too sexy for them.
FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK. Well, http://www.contagiousgraphics.com does posters and such, check em out. couldn't hurt.
[Nov 15,2006 1:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
RichHorror said:I don't want to live in a world where I have disgusting guinea blood coarsing through my veins.
you mean marinara sauce? marinara sauce is delicious, i don't know what the hell you're thinking.
maybe you can come from the irish side. then your blood will just be beer-embalmed hatred.
[Nov 15,2006 1:54pm - the_reverend ""]
Mark? what size is it? is it a computer file?
I can find a place/
[Nov 15,2006 1:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
i'll check contagious, but most likely i'd have to buy them in bulk. if you can find 100 people that want that poster, i'll get em printed, haha
[Nov 15,2006 2:11pm - xmikex ""]
crumb bum
[Nov 15,2006 2:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
the_reverend said:Mark? what size is it? is it a computer file?
I can find a place/
it is a computer file, and we were hoping to get it printed something like 10x10, or something of that nature; it's a square image. and just so you know, it's this image:
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[Nov 15,2006 2:14pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
xmikex said:One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off.
Hahahahah, best story ever.
[Nov 15,2006 2:19pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
That fucking rhino is hott!
[Nov 15,2006 2:22pm - RichHorror ""]
That is the truest representation of a vagina that I've ever seen.
[Nov 15,2006 2:24pm - dreadkill ""]
ConquerTheBaphomet said:xmikex said:One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off.
Hahahahah, best story ever.
i used to know a girl whose mother looked like john goodman.
[Nov 15,2006 2:58pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
That sucks.
[Nov 15,2006 3:30pm - ariavette ""]
xmikex said:One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off.
haha.. thats hilarious
[Nov 15,2006 3:36pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
RichHorror said:That is the truest representation of a vagina that I've ever seen.
What? Complicated?
[Nov 15,2006 3:57pm - anonymous ""]
fucking cuntface the dolphin polisher or the super dective dick facey
[Nov 15,2006 3:58pm - anonymous ""]
detective*
[Nov 15,2006 4:01pm - dftg ""]
dreadkill said:ConquerTheBaphomet said:xmikex said:One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).
My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off.
Hahahahah, best story ever.
i used to know a girl whose mother looked like john goodman.
I once met a girl whose face was shaped like a shoe.
[Nov 15,2006 4:01pm - dftg ""]
that was one busted bitch
[Nov 15,2006 4:52pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Nov 15,2006 5:01pm - pam ""]
Just cause none of them are fucking YOU doesn't mean you have to be bitter.
[Nov 15,2006 5:09pm - RichHorror ""]
CaptainCleanoff said:RichHorror said:That is the truest representation of a vagina that I've ever seen.
What? Complicated?
No, a toilet.
[Nov 15,2006 5:12pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""]
burn pam...burn
[Nov 15,2006 5:41pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Yeah, good one, but wrong again.
[Nov 15,2006 5:43pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:i'll check contagious, but most likely i'd have to buy them in bulk. if you can find 100 people that want that poster, i'll get em printed, haha
I can make you 100 posters for $100 postpaid, you have my posters, you know the thick quality.
:bow:
[Nov 15,2006 5:45pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
You could mess with the size and make it 11 x 17.
[Nov 15,2006 6:24pm - dreadkill ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:RichHorror said:I've come to the conclusion that every cousin of Mark Fucking Richards is a terrible person.
well lucky for you, i just found out that you're my very, very, very distant cousin. welcome to my merry crew of terrible persons
i'm related to joe notcommon
[Nov 15,2006 6:32pm - DeRtOxIa ""]
when i went to see Saw3 there's a scene where somebody gets called a "fucking cunt" and a general scoff rang out among the entire audience as if the movie cut to a bukake scene. i just wanted to slap all these rich high and mighty people and tell them to go see a fucking disney movie if you're going to scoff at the word cunt.
[Nov 15,2006 6:34pm - dreadkill ""]
i love scoffing at things, but i'd never scoff at the word cunt