LOL CRAIGSLIST[views:26131][posts:108]______________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:11pm - mutis ""] This is exactly how I picture Carl. Either this or Sleazy P. Martini. This should be the photo so it looks more legit. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] wow, that's uncanny |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:08am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 12,2011 2:25am - douchebag_patrol ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/2218658769.html Synth keyboardist and bassist needed (shrewsbury/worcester) Date: 2011-02-16, 8:43PM EST Reply to: comm-x36ze-2218658769@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Hey guys my names Ian im in a band called Demons Silence I am the lead vocalist, we are a screamo/ melodic death metal band. We intend to sound like Parkway drive meets the devil wears prada and wish to have a keyboardist in the band. we are looking for a bassist as well who are in our area (same goes for the keyboardist) our influences are (in no particular order), Parkway drive, The devil wears prada, A day to remember, We came as romans, Bring me the horizon, This romantic tragedy, Avenged sevenfold, Suicide silence, Black veil brides, Heaven shall burn, My children my bride, a skylit drive, etc. - parkway drive -the devil wears prada -a day to remember -we came as romans -bring me the horizon -this romantic tragedy -avenged sevenfold -suicide silence -black veil brides -heaven shall burn -my children my bride -a skylit drive We are a serious band that would like to achieve our dreams of being big and having fans cheering you on for doing wut you love best. So please, if you have any questions or comments or anything please send me a text and i will respond to you asap (have work sumtimes) 774 437 1164 again my names Ian thanks alot for looking =) * Location: shrewsbury/worcester * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2218658769 |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 12,2011 3:04am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] douchebag_patrol said:http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/2218658769.html Synth keyboardist and bassist needed (shrewsbury/worcester) Date: 2011-02-16, 8:43PM EST Reply to: comm-x36ze-2218658769@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Hey guys my names Ian im in a band called Demons Silence I am the lead vocalist, we are a screamo/ melodic death metal band. We intend to sound like Parkway drive meets the devil wears prada and wish to have a keyboardist in the band. we are looking for a bassist as well who are in our area (same goes for the keyboardist) our influences are (in no particular order), Parkway drive, The devil wears prada, A day to remember, We came as romans, Bring me the horizon, This romantic tragedy, Avenged sevenfold, Suicide silence, Black veil brides, Heaven shall burn, My children my bride, a skylit drive, etc. - parkway drive -the devil wears prada -a day to remember -we came as romans -bring me the horizon -this romantic tragedy -avenged sevenfold -suicide silence -black veil brides -heaven shall burn -my children my bride -a skylit drive We are a serious band that would like to achieve our dreams of being big and having fans cheering you on for doing wut you love best. So please, if you have any questions or comments or anything please send me a text and i will respond to you asap (have work sumtimes) 774 437 1164 again my names Ian thanks alot for looking =) * Location: shrewsbury/worcester * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2218658769 Smiley at the end for the kids to amuse themselves with while the grown-ups play their scary synthcore? :krusty: |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 12,2011 3:28am - nekronaut ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img] [img] I'm the manager with the mostest I clear the profits from the concert grosses I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses I'm not a Jew but God has chose us So now I'm sitting on the riches of Croesus I'm Sleazy and I think you outta know this! The girlies love me cause I wear the right clotheses They see the bulges when I strike the right poses Pull my pants down and you ask me can you blow this I say yes if you want halitosis I can't help my pork's got trigonosis I been plookin' a shoney's hostess I'm Sleazy and I think you outta know this! Everybody rip everybody else off Everybody rip everybody else off Everybody rip everybody else off Everybody rip, rip everybody off Think you outta know this! Their trying something that they hope you don't notice A moral oligarchy that is bogus You know you're there when your family is homeless You'll be beat in the streets with hoses The grays are waiting underground while they clone us They got a deal with the Masons to dispose us Toxic waste causes cancer by osmosis H.I.V. is crawling up your hoses I'm the man with the guts to expose this And people follow me like I'm Moses So before you think it's hopeless I'll start a coup right under their noses Now they know that they can't control us So don't forget the man who broke this I'm Sleazy and I think you outta know this! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 7:34pm - Sacreligion ""] This kid just ordered and im not on delivery duty FUCK |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 7:40pm - Sacreligion ""] I managed to yell cheddarsmooth in the background while his order was being taken. Not effective enough. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 2:35am - goatcatalyst ""] This makes my prick so hard. I love these threads. Please obey my girth: the kids will have their say!!! |