LOL CRAIGSLIST[views:26132][posts:108]______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 5:25am - trollacaust ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/2213214633.html band manager needed (shrewsbury/worcester) Date: 2011-02-13, 9:52PM EST Reply to: ian13301@hotmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?] hey guys my names Ian and im a vocalist for my band Demons Silence. we are in dire need of a band manager to straighten us out into doing our job as making music and showing up for practices. Its my dream to be big with this and apparently it is to them but im the only one acually trying my hardest with this while no one else does anything....if theres anyone at all that is a hard worker and would like to work with us please send me a text (774 437 1164) or an email above. I would greatly appreciate it if we can get some one who is a hard worker and understands how i feel about this. ps. We are in need of a bassist and synth keyboard player if there are any of them around. we r a group of Ages 16-20 please make sure you are at least in this age category to contact me about this position thank you we wuld also like if our manager is between the ages of 15-20 thank you again. * Location: shrewsbury/worcester * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2213214633 |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 5:26am - trollacaust ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/2211875401.html Need a Band Room? (Leominster) Date: 2011-02-13, 12:36AM EST Reply to: comm-ctn3a-2211875401@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I have a Garage band room for rent Cheap!!!! Carpeted and walls padded to reduce on sound bounce.it's not beautiful but it works. it's not heated 24/7. you can heat it(if you have the right heater) or I will supply the heat.also i have a PA and other stuff available if needed? Let me know what you need and I'll see what I can do for ya. Price will base on your needs. Please No Death metal bands.. Sorry * Location: Leominster * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2211875401 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 5:31am - Sacreligion ""] This Ian character orders food from the pizza shop I work at. Im totally gonna fuck with him next time I see him. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 7:51am - boblovesmusic ""] http://www.facebook.com/pages/Demons-Silence/166594610596?sk=info |
| _________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 10:01am - Wolfy ""] OK Two points, 1) Sometimes when people are born their face is pointed towards mom's butt, and this can cause moulding of the face into a butt-grooved form. Prominent features of butt-moulded (BM) faces are: i) elongate noses (John Kerry syndrome), 2) vacuous expressions, 3) canted nostrils, 4) cavernous sinus passages. In my professional opinion, Ian of Demons Silence has all 4 of these features, and presumably has the fifth diagnostic feature, which is a sonorous and voice like an oboe that spent a week in the basement of a flooded house. 2) WTF middy, in this navy we use apostrophes where they are warranted! Demons Silence, Demon's Silence, Demons' Silence: of these options the first is the worst. Another violation and you'll be tarring the ship's keel during high seas! [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 11:14am - ArrowHeadNLI ""] #4 maybe it's an action statement. What do demons do? Demons silence! Just picture a bunch of scary demons going "shhhhh. shhhhhh" Like in the Bjork video. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 2:36pm - nekronaut ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 2:40pm - the_reverend ""] They need to be a pizzagrind band. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 3:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Somebody go rent that room and have full orchestra practice there; the next ad will be begging for death metal bands. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 7:29pm - AndrewBastard ""] trollacaust said: we wuld also like if our manager is between the ages of 15-20 thank you again. yeah, a 15 year old manager will straighten you guys right out and send you to the TOP! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 12:37am - amorok666 ""] ATTN MSD these hairless young boys need a manager, shoot them an email already. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 2:32am - W3 nli ""] amorok666 said:ATTN MSD these hairless young boys need a manager, shoot them an email already. solid win. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 8:33am - markworkingrichards ""] amorok666 said:ATTN MSD these hairless young boys need a manager, shoot them an email already. He's too busy seducing young island boys on a cruise in international waters for the next week. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 9:55am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Fuck that shit. I'm on it. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 9:59am - amorok666 ""] Fuck yes |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: HollaSceneDaddy |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:20am - markworkingrichards ""] Goddamn, I thought you'd be elbow deep in foreigners by now. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:26am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Greetings Ian, I read your request for a band manager on CraigsList and would like to learn a little more about what you folks' goals are. If it seems like a good fit, I'd love to have the opportunity to work with you gentlemen. First a little about me... My name is Carl but my friends call me Blumpkin. I'm 19 years old and have about 9 years experience managing bands. I've recently completed a 4 year college degree in music management and have successfully coached goth rock and folk-deathcore bands Spinny5 and Trashmop. They are both in the process of signing multi-record recording contracts and arranging nation-wide tours. I am an extremely diligent worker and am very motivated and success-oriented. Additionally, I do know quite a lot of musicians (bass & synth players included) who are looking for project work. So what are you looking to accomplish in the short term as well as long term? I am versatile and can work within your goals. It sounds as if you may need some structure in the immediate future, IE: ensuring practice schedules are kept and the writing process is allowed to develop smoothly. I hope to hear from you soon. I look forward to working with you. Carl "Blumpkin" Cheddarsmooth |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:37am - markworkingrichards ""] Haha, Cheddarsmooth. With a name like that it's impossible NOT to get nudes. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:41am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] In the next emails I intend to talk about the band members' ages, find the details of the no-shows for practice, talk about my monetary compensation (lulz) and maybe ask for nudes. |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:44am - markworkingrichards ""] Ease into it with "headshots." |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:54am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Good call, sir. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 11:06am - nekronaut ""] I'm Mike Notshaver, and I approve this trolling. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 1:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] volunteering for "synth" right here [/in b4 cockslapping a casio keyboard] |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 2:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] make sure you let them know about the 95% Management fee. which is a direct result of the economy of course. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 3:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Introduce them to Bernie. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 4:45pm - dreadkill ""] Bernardo dickhardo |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 7:02pm - immortal13 ""] Make sure they know once the youngest member reaches 18 you'll no longer be able to work with them. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:30pm - BlackoutRick ""] Massive LULZ |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 21,2011 4:21am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2011 5:50pm - nekronautnli ""] http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/muc/2231165762.html |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2011 5:53pm - nekronautnli ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/2199778453.html Looking to start ambient hardcore band (Worcester) Date: 2011-02-06, 3:01AM EST Reply to: illnoiseproductions@yahoo.com [Errors when replying to ads?] Hey guys, names Logan. Been here in Worcester for a little under a year and I've noticed there's not much of a heavy christian scene around here as far as I can tell. I'm looking to start something asap and get around playing shows. I have 7 songs ready to go basically, with leads and all kinds of stuff. You can hear some of it with no vocals (yet) on facebook, just search "The Bullfighter". I have lyrics lined up for about half of the songs and im working more and more on these songs every day. I'm down for any kind of a (person) layout for this band with myself probably on vocals but, if we cant find the right guys, i could move to guitar and be very happy. Been playing guitar for 8 years keys for 2 and been screaming since forever. Been recording off my laptop since i got it about 3 years ago. Set up TONS and TONS of shows back when I lived in Texas. Played tons of shows, been in tons of bands, blah blah.... the most recent of which is Hornets Vs Bees. Looking forward to the friendships! Thank you and God bless. -Logan PS: A Few of my infuences: A Bullet For Pretty Boy Fit For A King The Chariot A Plea For Purging Impending Doom Woe Is Me We Came As Romans Emmure For The Fallen Dreams mewithoutYou Harp and Lyre annnnnd a zillion other bands of all kinds of genres (metal, metalcore, indie, hip hip, rap, oldies) (the band picture is my old band, HVB) [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2011 10:24pm - RichHorror ""] ambient hardcore |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2011 10:39pm - eddienli ""] RichHorror said:ambient hardcore |
| _______________________________ [Feb 27,2011 12:06am - Lamp ""] eddienli said: RichHorror said:ambient hardcore |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 9:57am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] His response: Hi Carl i'm so glad you have sent me an Email i am very impressed with what you have told me and i just need a Bassist and Synth keyboardist and another Guitarist for the band if you could help me out with that? i'm having some real trouble with finding dedicated people especially finding a place along with that its really frustrating for myself and i was hoping someone like you would show up and help out. i would greatly appreciate it if you could manage us and help us out it would be an honor to have you with us in that case and help us achieve our dream to be big. We may be 17 and 18 but we really know that we want to achieve our dream. I hope to hear from you Carl. most thanks. |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 10:32am - markworkingrichards ""] He'll never make it in this business with that piss-poor punctuation, or lackthereof. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 1:16pm - nekronaut ""] I know he's only 17 but how the fuck did he fall for that? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:08pm - amorok666 ""] Lol, he wants you to help him make it big.... |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:His response: Hi Carl i'm so glad you have sent me an Email i am very impressed with what you have told me and i just need a Bassist and Synth keyboardist and another Guitarist for the band if you could help me out with that? i'm having some real trouble with finding dedicated people especially finding a place along with that its really frustrating for myself and i was hoping someone like you would show up and help out. i would greatly appreciate it if you could manage us and help us out it would be an honor to have you with us in that case and help us achieve our dream to be big. We may be 17 and 18 but we really know that we want to achieve our dream. I hope to hear from you Carl. most thanks. thats both sad and hilarious at the same time.... sadlarious? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:22pm - Sacreligion ""] Next time I see this kid im going to be all "OMG you're in demons silence! You're working with carl cheddarsmooth right?!" |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:25pm - nekronaut ""] amorok666 said:Lol, he wants you to help him make it big.... I think he's helping MSD make "it" big, ifyaknowwhatimean. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:47pm - haupty ""] FuckIsMySignature said:sadlarious |
| ______________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:58pm - Lamp ""] Carl Cheddarsmooth |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 6:07pm - ouchdrummer ""] Jesus backflipping Christ?! Mike, you're my hero...... and with a little effort, you can be Ian-DS's hero too. You can at least be his 1st, and what's better than that? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 27,2011 6:24pm - timma ""] I can do nothing but slow clap this entire thread. I love all of you. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 6:42pm - hauptpflucker ""] Come on Mike that guy from boston just wants to sing some angry new-wave-death-ska-core give him a break |
| ________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 6:44pm - xmikex ""] Trashmop |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 8:56pm - hauptpflucker ""] I wonder what Logan\'s favorite hip-hip artist is... And why were there so many people in his last band? |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 9:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |