Joke Time...get as dirty and racist as you like[views:24205][posts:105]____________________________________ [Feb 15,2004 8:18pm - BornSoVile ""] I saw this black girl in Albany riding a scooter at 11 or so at night, she was only 4, I thought that was funny but it wasn't a joke. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 12:34am - MyDeadDoll ""] i guess i didn't get that one... anyone got anymore? what do you call a hooker with a runny nose? full. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 1:05am - Kalopsia ""] MyDeadDoll said:i guess i didn't get that one... anyone got anymore? what do you call a hooker with a runny nose? full. i don't get it |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 2:10am - dreadkill ""] when i was a little kid i made up some racist jokes that i thought were funny. needless to say , they haven't exactly withstood the test of time. here they are, for anyone who feels like making fun of me. what do you call a black edward scissorhands? edward niggerhands. what do you call a black arnold schwartzenegger? arnold schwartzenigger i wasn't exactly a young dave chapelle. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 4:26am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Assuck said:Dissector said: What band are you in? I'm in Abhorred. That's not a very good joke. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 4:26am - DeOdiumMortis ""] "The war on terror." |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 8:55am - Wee...Bink! ""] DeOdiumMortis said:"The war on terror." remember the war on drugs? that was a joke. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 9:05am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Snoop Dogg. He's the biggest joke. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 3:25pm - tbone_r ""] whats great about twenty five year olds?......there's 20 of em What's the great thing about thirty five year olds?........you get to fuck their kids afterwards |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 4:09pm - RustedAngel ""] Kalopsia said:swamplorddvm said:What did the black boy get for his birth-day?.. your bike that one is below the belt. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 4:58pm - honor4death ""] Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only nigger with a dream |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 7:06pm - the_reverend ""] RustedAngel said:Kalopsia said:swamplorddvm said:What did the black boy get for his birth-day?.. your bike that one is below the belt. hahahahahaha on you |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 7:54pm - SinPromos ""] honor4death said:Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only nigger with a dream best one yet. cuz I've never heard it before |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 16,2004 11:06pm - Kalopsia ""] honor4death said:Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only nigger with a dream that is tremendously funny |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2004 12:54am - birthrites ""] what do you call a black woman getting an abortion? crime prevention |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2004 7:17pm - Assuck ""] What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor? A baby with a javelin through its throat. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2004 7:18pm - Assuck ""] What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2004 7:20pm - Assuck ""] How do you kill 300 flies at the same time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2004 7:21pm - Assuck ""] What was Helen Keller's dog's name? Uunnnnnnngghhhhhhhhfffshhhhffffggg |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2004 7:24pm - Assuck ""] This is my last one... What's great about getting a blow job from Ethiopian? you know she'll swallow |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2004 7:34pm - Dissector ""] What's Green, yellow and falls apart in your mouth? A Leper's Dick |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2004 7:47pm - retzam ""] Assuck said:What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. That is the best baby joke ever. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 21,2004 7:49pm - Assuck ""] Dissector said:What's Green, yellow and falls apart in your mouth? A Leper's Dick Nice. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2004 8:31pm - Kalopsia ""] how did helen keller's mom punish her? she re-arranged the furniture |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 21,2004 10:14pm - swamplorddvm ""] Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? she left the plundger in the toilet. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 22,2004 12:30pm - Assuck ""] hoo ah |
| ________________________________ [Feb 23,2004 3:21pm - Assuck ""] what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2004 3:29pm - abhorred ""] what is red and crawls up your leg? a homesick abortion |
| ________________________________ [Feb 23,2004 3:38pm - Assuck ""] yes... glad to see you've finally joined in there Eric |
| ________________________________ [Feb 23,2004 3:59pm - morkul ""] what do you get with two green balls in your hands????? kermits undivided attention |
| ________________________________ [Feb 23,2004 4:02pm - morkul ""] how do stop black kids from jumping on the ceiling? put velcro on the ceiling. how do you get them down? invite a bunch of mexicans over for a pinata party. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2004 7:41pm - MyDeadDoll ""] MORKUL, you've got better jokes than that |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2004 11:45pm - Assuck ""] why was this thread on the third page? this isnt a joke, i'm seriously asking but if you can up with a punch line than go for it. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 25,2004 12:06am - Blackout ""] How long does it take a black woman to shit? Nine months. What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 25,2004 12:10am - Blackout ""] What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... You already told the bitch twice. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 25,2004 12:47am - MyDeadDoll ""] why did the baby cross the road? 'cos it was stapled to the chicken |
| ________________________________ [Feb 25,2004 2:12pm - Assuck ""] how many militant feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 2; one to change the bulb and one to suck my dick |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 10:24pm - swamplorddvm ""] HAHAHAHA we were sitting here high reading these jokes. We loved this one. Assuck said:why was this thread on the third page? this isnt a joke, i'm seriously asking but if you can up with a punch line than go for it. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 10:37pm - eddie ""] hmm old thread |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 10:39pm - swamplorddvm ""] yes, old. Did I lose scene points? |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 10:40pm - RustedAngel ""] Kalopsia said:swamplorddvm said:What did the black boy get for his birth-day?.. your bike my bike you mean. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 10:42pm - swamplorddvm ""] Right. I always fuck that one up!!! aaaarrggg!!! poop |
| ________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 10:43pm - eddie ""] swamplorddvm said:yes, old. Did I lose scene points? yes -5 |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 10:49pm - swamplorddvm ""] Shit! NI have one point left. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 10:50pm - assuck ""] do i lose scene points by association, seeing as how it was something i said to make him bring it back? my scene points are all i got goin for me right now |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 10:52pm - swamplorddvm ""] I think you do cause a loser like me thought it was funny. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 10:58pm - assuck ""] damn |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 11:01pm - swamplorddvm ""] And I wasnt even high. Sorry assuck. post a pic of your self to re-gain them. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 11:46pm - __THeMoor__ ""] whats the worst thing about having sex with a six year old? wiping the blood off of the clown costume. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 21,2004 11:48pm - __THeMoor__ ""] what did the deaf dumb blind girl get for christmas? ...cancer |