Good news for some of you[views:7651][posts:103]_____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:17pm - RustedAngel ""] Everyone is gay, The network are fags cause they don't dress metal I g uess, My bassist wears white shirts and Ska Doc Martens... he's a fag too. hahahahaha I guess I'm a fag too cause I wear jeans sometimes and sneakers. poop rules! |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:17pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] They really do sound like every other band they look like, but the only difference is they play in really annoying time sequences, which makes them even more boring and/or horrible. I don't care how talented it makes them, some people always leave fun and originality out of the talent equation. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:18pm - RustedAngel ""] Sometimes I wear boxer shorts, I guess that's gay? Am I allowed to wear sunglasses? I guess wearing a coat in the winter time is right out too? shit I'm going to freeze. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:19pm - Terence ""] yeah Im a fag too cause im banned from Boston, supposedly. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:19pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] You are missing the point that all the bands who dress that way all are shitty. All of them. So making fun of how they ALL dress is a true statement about the music too. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:20pm - Josh_Martin ""] DEP could look like Slayer circa 1986 and their music would still be gay as fuck. Slayer could dress in drag and buttfuck each other all day long but if they still put out Reign in Blood they'd never be gay. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:21pm - RichHorror ""] RustedAngel said:Am I allowed to wear sunglasses? Only at night. Corey Hart is a bad motherfucker. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:21pm - RustedAngel ""] Is taking a shower gay too? What about brushing my teeth? am I not metal because I go to the dentist? Am I allowed to take advil for headaches? Can I use Quilted paper towels, or is that not metal either? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:22pm - Josh_Martin ""] RustedAngel said:Is taking a shower gay too? What about brushing my teeth? am I not metal because I go to the dentist? Am I allowed to take advil for headaches? Can I use Quilted paper towels, or is that not metal either? You can do all of those things. Just as long as your band doesn't sound like a bunch of faggots like DEP. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:23pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Who in metal has bad hygeine? I certainly do not. Those guys look as if they have not washed their hair in years, thats bad hygeine. You aren't making any sense with your replies Thomas. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:24pm - Josh_Martin ""] Since Mr. Angel doesn't seem to get it. I'll spell it out. If your music is gay, then anything you do is gay too. If your music rocks, then you get a whole lot of leeway. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:25pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Josh summed it perfectly. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:26pm - the_reverend ""] man.. I just read a lot and I've got no clue what this thread is about anymore. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:26pm - RustedAngel ""] hey joe, only my mommy calls me thomas, and some girlfriends;) josh, i dare you to fight the singer of DEP, call him a faggot while you're at it, i bet you would lose a fight to a gay man. hahaha. and joe, there are plenty of dudes in metal that have bad hygeine...like not knowing what a tooth brush is. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:27pm - the_reverend ""] Josh_Martin said:If your music rocks, then you get a whole lot of leeway. well then, that explains rob halford. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:27pm - phil ""] just because someone loses a fight doesnt mean that person who beat them up isnt a fag. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:28pm - the_reverend ""] RustedAngel said:josh, i dare you to fight the singer of DEP, call him a faggot while you're at it, i bet you would lose a fight to a gay man. hahaha. I think I saw a jenny jones like that. a couple guys had a real bloody fight with some "fags" at a bar and in the fight, they got AIDs. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:28pm - phil ""] yea Priest used lots of leeway on their 80d's albums.,, |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:31pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] If the singer of Dillinger Escape Plan would actually hit someone for not liking his band then thats further proof he is a fag. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:31pm - RichHorror ""] The best way to get out of a fight is stare the guy down and say "Ooooh, I'm gonna fuck you so good." Works everytime. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:31pm - dreadkill ""] RustedAngel said:Is taking a shower gay too? What about brushing my teeth? am I not metal because I go to the dentist? Am I allowed to take advil for headaches? Can I use Quilted paper towels, or is that not metal either? ha, that reminds me of the old guitarist in my band. he would always say shit like "i didn't take a shower all week because not taking a shower is metal" and "i decided not to shave this week because it looks more metal." |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:45pm - Josh_Martin ""] RustedAngel said:hey joe, only my mommy calls me thomas, and some girlfriends;) josh, i dare you to fight the singer of DEP, call him a faggot while you're at it, i bet you would lose a fight to a gay man. hahaha. and joe, there are plenty of dudes in metal that have bad hygeine...like not knowing what a tooth brush is. Why would I want to fight the singer of DEP? If I had to fight every band I think is gay all I would ever do is fight 24/7. Besides, the only reason I'm ragging on them so much is because you obviously really really like them. This is the most fun I've had at work in months. (although that doesn't mean I was "just kidding" about anything) Also I don't forsee a situation where I would be in the same room as him. He probably thinks my band is as bad as I think his is. I make fag repelling music. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:49pm - RustedAngel ""] hahaha, no, i'm not a huge fan of DEP... but I can respect what they've done. It's much amusing to rag on bands like disturbed, nickelback, and all the little clone local bands than it is to rag on shit that's actually pretty heavy and technical. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:52pm - powerkok ""] so joe, does this mean that the nov 20th show that was at the block, is gonna be at obriens now? |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:55pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Not necesarilly. I am working on moving that. I might have to drop a band from the bill, depending on the club, since we had 5 bands. Cryptic Warning got added last, so if it comes to it, I guess I will drop them. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:56pm - powerkok ""] ohh ok..lemme know wheneva. thx pal. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:57pm - Christraper ""] Dont drop cryptic! Those guys rule! |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 1:59pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Well CW is playing tonight on my show, the other bands on Nov 20th are Gut, Raising Kubrick and Syzslak who were the first on the bill, then Hand Choke Neck got added, who I havent booked before. Anyways, wasnt it your band who got CW and Abhorred kicked off some show at the Safari Lounge? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 2:31pm - Josh_Martin ""] RustedAngel said:hahaha, no, i'm not a huge fan of DEP... but I can respect what they've done. It's much amusing to rag on bands like disturbed, nickelback, and all the little clone local bands than it is to rag on shit that's actually pretty heavy and technical. I don't find DEP to be heavy at all and you say "technical" like its a good thing. To me technical means "I can't write a good riff so I'll just play something really gay and complicated that will impress other fags just like me" |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 2:34pm - RustedAngel ""] hahah okay buddy <3 you're right about everything. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 2:40pm - Josh_Martin ""] I know. I wish this board had sigs. This would be mine: "There are two kinds of people who don't like AC/DC, people who think music should be technical and complicated, and fags....Actually there's only one kind of person who doesn't like AC/DC" some guy |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 2:43pm - RustedAngel ""] "sorry that I enjoy listening to music that challenges my ear." - some fag |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 2:51pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] the_reverend said:man.. I just read a lot and I've got no clue what this thread is about anymore. haha I don't either. RichHorror said:The best way to get out of a fight is stare the guy down and say "Ooooh, I'm gonna fuck you so good." Works everytime. I am happy to have had the privilege to hear this story in its entirety. haha oh man. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 2:54pm - RichHorror ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:RichHorror said:The best way to get out of a fight is stare the guy down and say "Ooooh, I'm gonna fuck you so good." Works everytime. I am happy to have had the privilege to hear this story in its entirety. haha oh man. You did? The only person I remember telling it to is Joe. I must've been hammered. Again. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 3:33pm - Josh_Martin ""] RustedAngel said:"sorry that I enjoy listening to music that challenges my ear." - some fag I've never understood how riffs that have annoying time changes and too many notes in them are "challenging". When I hear them, I can understand what's going on no problem. I just don't like it. That shit doesn't make me want a calculator like some people joke you need to listen to DEP, it just makes me want a condom so I don't get AIDS from it. It just doesn't rock. It doesn't make me want to kill people like Motorhead or Carnivore do. You really shouldn't care if other people think something you like is gay though. I'm just some guy on a message board. I love Chicago. I don't give a fuck how many people think that's gay. (early Chicago anyways, not that You're the Inspiration bullshit) Thanks for making this day go by that much faster though. Also, "Scum" is not a type of grindcore, its a Napalm Death album. Your scumgrind post about that left me unsure if you knew that. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 3:39pm - RustedAngel ""] Josh_Martin said:RustedAngel said:"sorry that I enjoy listening to music that challenges my ear." - some fag I've never understood how riffs that have annoying time changes and too many notes in them are "challenging". When I hear them, I can understand what's going on no problem. I just don't like it. That shit doesn't make me want a calculator like some people joke you need to listen to DEP, it just makes me want a condom so I don't get AIDS from it. It just doesn't rock. It doesn't make me want to kill people like Motorhead or Carnivore do. You really shouldn't care if other people think something you like is gay though. I'm just some guy on a message board. I love Chicago. I don't give a fuck how many people think that's gay. (early Chicago anyways, not that You're the Inspiration bullshit) Thanks for making this day go by that much faster though. Also, "Scum" is not a type of grindcore, its a Napalm Death album. Your scumgrind post about that left me unsure if you knew that. it's all YOUR opinion dood, no one gives a fuck what you think, who are you kidding? So you might as well just open up a file in notepad, and type how much you think people who write technical music are fags while you listen to back in black. why do you visit this board if all you're interested in is AC/DC, chicago, and motorhead? great bands, but I think you should go to a board that is dedicated to shit like that and go nuts. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 3:58pm - BornSoVile ""] I just think it's awesome Joe talked endless shit about Shred now he's sucking his cock. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 4:47pm - assuck ""] Josh_Martin said: I like grind that sounds like Scum. DEP sound like a bunch of Berklee fags who decided to play grind. my thoughts exactly |
| ___________________________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 4:53pm - whiskey, weed, and women ""] i enjoy some cake...it's good |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 5:08pm - Josh_Martin ""] RustedAngel said:Josh_Martin said:RustedAngel said:"sorry that I enjoy listening to music that challenges my ear." - some fag I've never understood how riffs that have annoying time changes and too many notes in them are "challenging". When I hear them, I can understand what's going on no problem. I just don't like it. That shit doesn't make me want a calculator like some people joke you need to listen to DEP, it just makes me want a condom so I don't get AIDS from it. It just doesn't rock. It doesn't make me want to kill people like Motorhead or Carnivore do. You really shouldn't care if other people think something you like is gay though. I'm just some guy on a message board. I love Chicago. I don't give a fuck how many people think that's gay. (early Chicago anyways, not that You're the Inspiration bullshit) Thanks for making this day go by that much faster though. Also, "Scum" is not a type of grindcore, its a Napalm Death album. Your scumgrind post about that left me unsure if you knew that. it's all YOUR opinion dood, no one gives a fuck what you think, who are you kidding? So you might as well just open up a file in notepad, and type how much you think people who write technical music are fags while you listen to back in black. why do you visit this board if all you're interested in is AC/DC, chicago, and motorhead? great bands, but I think you should go to a board that is dedicated to shit like that and go nuts. Uh, isn't that what metal message boards are for? Discussing opinions on metal? No one gives a fuck what you, me, or anyone else thinks. Its ALL opinions. I thought that went without saying. I guess not. I gave my opinion on a gay band, you gave your opinion on a gay band. I'd bet though, if we had a contest on this board of old school grind vs gay DEP "grind" that my side would win. I don't why that matters but you seem to think it does. Weren't you the guy who thought Macabre wasn't a fit replacement for Gayder? I think you were in the minority on that one. Maybe you should go to a different board where people care more about technicality than just kicking ass. BTW I think Macabre are proof that you can be really good at your instrument and still not sound like a band full of gaylords. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 7:03pm - handinjury ""] Josh_Martin said: I don't find DEP to be heavy at all and you say "technical" like its a good thing. To me technical means "I can't write a good riff so I'll just play something really gay and complicated that will impress other fags just like me" "I gave my opinion on a gay band, you gave your opinion on a gay band", now its handinjury's turn...... I like DEP, so if they are "gay" cause they make "gay" music, that i like ("gay") maybe i am gay, a couple other of my favorite bands are, suffoctaion, deeds of flesh, origin,cannibal,gorgasm etc. So if someone dont like those bands, like say you think deeds is "gay"(HA) , but i like deeds so therfore i am gay. This sums just about everything in life, no wonder Don Decker refers to many things as being "gay" Getting back to this comment ....>"To me technical means "I can't write a good riff so I'll just play something really gay and complicated that will impress other fags just like me" I allways thought of technical (in my playing that is) as things that are a challenge to play or pulloff or involve heavy concentration. For example in Anoxia, i have riffs that are like a fucking cunt to play(physically) then there are riffs that are no problem to play. What makes a technical riff gay? Did i write this riff solely on being Tech cause ...>"I can't write a good riff so I'll just play something really gay and complicated that will impress other fags just like me". yeeeaaaahhhh im gay!!!!! For example what i find TECH to play may be pretty standard to rustedangel. So, who would that make "gayer" ??? If hes more "techinally gay" than me , that makes him supreme gay ! Or the bottom line is we are both gay. I had a lot of laughs of this thread, i think ill pack another one and re-read. Cheers:duffbeer: |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 7:16pm - KeithMutiny ""] i would like to state that i just almost pissed myself laughing so hard reading this thread... and for the record, be it right or wrong, i clasify bands like, atreyu, bleeding through, thursday, between the buried and me, autumn to ashes, and gay ass shit like that as metalcore... but even using the word "core" makes me feel gay... i just think mosh sucks, and thats as bad as metalcore and nu-metal... i also personally hate being pre-disposed by anyone and shoved in a specific sub-genre, if ya like it, cool, if not, then dont listen, i dont give a fuck if someone else thinks i should or not, fuck em all |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 7:21pm - Dissector ""] I thought all of those bands from the 80s were called crossover. Either that or they were just called hardcore or thrash. But metalcore? |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 7:21pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Music is totally gay, def poetry slams are straight. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 14,2004 7:27pm - Dissector ""] Josh_Martin said: I don't find DEP to be heavy at all and you say "technical" like its a good thing. To me technical means "I can't write a good riff so I'll just play something really gay and complicated that will impress other fags just like me" I think the same way. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 15,2004 5:13pm - Josh_Martin ""] This was the best thread ever. Me and Angel should have a CNN Crossfire type show about grindcore and death metal. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 15,2004 5:15pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 15,2004 5:17pm - KeithMutiny ""] amazing... simply amazing |
| __________________________________ [Oct 15,2004 5:19pm - powerkok ""] thats the gayest stupidest fucking waste of time, I have ever seen. I am actually pissed off at that. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 15,2004 5:21pm - KeithMutiny ""] i want a big lego girl |