Am I just high, or does this seem weird?[views:2719][posts:12]_________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 3:49pm - Eli_hhcb ""] I'm selling my basson 4x12 on craigslist, and this is one of the Emails I just got. *IF FOR SOME CRAZY ACT OF FATE, YOU WROTE THIS, DON'T HATE ME, BUY MY CAB* Hello, I'm Alex,I am satisfied with the description and condition of the item listed by you on the Ad, Please let me know if the Item is still available for sale and last asking price and kindly attach more pictures if available. I have a problem talking on phone because I'm hearing impaired I look forward to reading back from you soon. Alex. That's pretty metal right? I guess I'm probably just being close minded...It's a pretty loud cabinet after all. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 4:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] hearing impaired = not deaf so no, you're just high. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 2,2009 4:06pm - sever ""] seems like a spambot. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 4:09pm - RustyPS ""] sever said:seems like a spambot.agreed |
| _________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 4:26pm - Eli_hhcb ""] I almost felt a like I was going to win a Lottery, and all I have to do is give them my bank account number. I just took pictures sent them to the guy. I wonder what kinda music he plays. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 4:49pm - largefreakatzero ""] Send cash to Nigeria and you'll be all set. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 4:51pm - brian_dc ""] hello, I'm Alex and I never once speak about the item in specific terms. I even selected a vague name in case this is an item that a woman might buy. Ok, see ya later! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 2,2009 5:04pm - moenli ""] this seems like too much for you to handle send ME the cab, i'll make sure he gets it and i'll send you the money |
| __________________________________ [Jun 3,2009 12:16pm - Eli_hhcb ""] Thanks for the prompt response to my mail. I will be buying from you so please kindly withdraw the advert from CRAIGSLIST. Please be informed that i will be paying with a certified check from my Bank as i just moved here from CArdiff,on a job transfer.I will need the following details to mail the payment to... 1.Name to be on the payment 2.Home address 3.Cell phone # I am completely satisfied with the advert and the payment will be delivered within 2-5 working days.** I use a hearing impaired phone and will receive your calls via email ** Alex |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 3,2009 12:43pm - goatcatalyst ""] Sounds like Nigerian tactics to me. Commence fuckery, Eli. Play with their emotions. I once received a call at my old job from one of those 3rd party operators for the hearing impaired and of course, the hearing impaired party wanted to relieve us of $1500 worth of high end sunglasses. Destination address: Nigeria. Having just read an article about "muti" - a particularly savage brand of voodoo popular with Nigerians in which child sacrifice / dismemberment plays a significant role, I began to describe to the sould-be-scammer how I would employ HARSH muti against them and their family. The ladies in the office were especially horrified. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 3,2009 12:45pm - goatcatalyst ""] *would-be - but you already knew that |
| __________________________________ [Jun 3,2009 12:45pm - Eli_hhcb ""] Haha HARSH MUTI. I really wanted to sell this cabinet to someone hearing impaired. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 3,2009 12:47pm - goatcatalyst ""] I really wanted to rape a Nigerian family with my mind. |