I need a blowjob.[views:19350][posts:112]_____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:00pm - Christraper ""] Any volunteers? :thescream: |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:02pm - the_reverend ""] here you go http://www.bestofhumor.com/html/Blow-Job-Pumpkin.html |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:05pm - armageddonday ""] I thought you had a girlfriend? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:32pm - ram_girl ""] Guess the boss still hasn't given you that blonde polished yet, huh? |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:34pm - Christraper ""] No i havent received my well deserved under the desk penis polisher and my girlfriend has some sort of phalluphobia. She likes getting fucked wicked hard but hates touching cock and god forbid i ask her to suck on it. Youd think with all the head i give her shed get over it but i guess not. I like getting head goddamnit!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:38pm - RustedAngel ""] Christraper said:No i havent received my well deserved under the desk penis polisher and my girlfriend has some sort of phalluphobia. She likes getting fucked wicked hard but hates touching cock and god forbid i ask her to suck on it. Youd think with all the head i give her shed get over it but i guess not. I like getting head goddamnit!!!! time for a new girlfriend buddy! hahahaha :spineyes: |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:39pm - ram_girl ""] TSK, TSK... Sounds like the lil lady is being selfish.........not giving but receiving!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:43pm - Christraper ""] I know!!!! Like what the fuckity fuck??? I dont discuss this with her because i dont want to be an asshole about it but yea, whats the big deal? I go down on her all the time. Normally id say fuck it and move on but aside from that shes wicked good in bed!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:45pm - Christraper ""] So i figure if this situation continues in this fashion i wont cheat on her but i WILL however accept "favors" here and there from generous friends on occasion. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:45pm - ram_girl ""] mm, but thats a huge "aside from"...... |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:46pm - Christraper ""] even though thats pretty much cheating on her. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:47pm - ram_girl ""] hahahaha..... |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:47pm - ram_girl ""] Not if the friends are from diffferent zip codes..... The ole, zip code rule! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:48pm - Christraper ""] ram_girl said:mm, but thats a huge "aside from"...... I KNOW!!!!!! And its not like ive got some smelly green leperous dick in my pants, she told right from the beginning that she doesnt give head and im thinkin "yea right we'll see..." but she really doesnt!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:49pm - ram_girl ""] and you were OK with her telling you that!!!!! She must be hot! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:49pm - Christraper ""] zip code rule? so all those times in south america didnt count? thats cool. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:50pm - ram_girl ""] never heard of the zip code rule... if the chic your doing on the side is from a different zip code, then you aren't cheating!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:51pm - Christraper ""] yea shes pretty fuckin cute. really what made me stick around is the fact that she can make me laugh. Most girls cant do that. Thats usually how i decide whether or not i keep the girl im with. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:52pm - Christraper ""] i havent cheated on her so far. id prefer not to but she needs to take a walk in my shoes and loosen up a little. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:54pm - ram_girl ""] Sounds like you need to be telling her that theres a problem and it ain't on your end! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:54pm - Christraper ""] im leaving work now but this conversation will be continued. i need some female perspective on this one. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 4:55pm - Christraper ""] ram_girl said:Sounds like you need to be telling her that theres a problem and it ain't on your end! yea but thats really the only problem and it seems a bit shallow to bring that up as an issue y'know? |
| ________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:03pm - phobia ""] oh c'mon, if you started the message board i dont think telling her will be going to far. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:11pm - the_reverend ""] there is a quote in tom robbin's book.. um.. half asleep in frog pajamas where a 300lb girl says something like "show me the wife that doesn't suck cock and I'll show you a man I can steal". |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:16pm - armageddonday ""] You need a new girlfriend unless she starts giving you heads. Dude if you go down on her and if she doesn't give you heads, sorry but this is not fair and not fun. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:22pm - succubus ""] ummm that is nuts...if she refuses to give then you should refuse to do it to her how fucking lame no offense to her but if she loves you..she'll do it |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:23pm - the_reverend ""] the answer is clear. stop going down on her unless she starts going down on you. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:24pm - the_reverend ""] and if she doesn't love what you do.... maybe she should get a new boyfriend |
| ________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:27pm - Hooker ""] wait wait wait..... I bet you're uncircumsized aren't you? |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:33pm - armageddonday ""] I just don't get it. What the fuck is wrong with that girl? |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:33pm - the_reverend ""] cheswich! |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:34pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:the answer is clear. stop going down on her unless she starts going down on you. hahaha we said the same thing that's probably because we like doing it to each other wooooooooo |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:39pm - BornSoVile ""] Christraper said:zip code rule? so all those times in south america didnt count? thats cool. lmao I hear yah bro :duffbeer: |
| ________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 5:59pm - Hooker ""] i'm telling you. this dude has to have a covered wagon. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 6:00pm - succubus ""] hahahahahahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 6:36pm - swamplorddvm ""] I can go for one. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 7:11pm - succubus ""] swamplorddvm said:I can go for one. an uncircumsized penis??? |
| ________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 7:12pm - Hooker ""] homeboy's got a lamprey eel hanging from his crotch. of course a normal chick isn't gonna put that in her mouth. snip it duder. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 7:16pm - KeithMutiny ""] in reference to the title of this thread... that goes endlessly without saying |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 10:56pm - succubus ""] hopefully c-raper is getting one now |
| _______________________________ [Nov 23,2004 11:33pm - ike ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 23,2004 11:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] whatever one woman won't do, there are a million others who will. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 24,2004 7:33am - succubus ""] i don't understand |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 24,2004 9:23am - Joe/NotCommon ""] cheating on women is perfectly acceptable. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 24,2004 11:32am - ram_girl ""] Soo, Christraper....did she polish the helmet....inquiring minds want to know? Oh and the comments from the others here pretty much sum it up!!! You need a new girlfriend unless she starts giving you heads. Dude if you go down on her and if she doesn't give you heads, sorry but this is not fair and not fun. ummm that is nuts...if she refuses to give then you should refuse to do it to her the answer is clear. stop going down on her unless she starts going down on you. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 24,2004 12:35pm - jesusfucker ""] Christraper....I never would have guessed! I say give the girl a chance. She's still pretty young. If she won't do it now, I swear she'll grow into it, maybe. The only reason I can think of to NOT give a guy head is if he's not clean, and you appear clean so that's probably not the issue. The way I decide if I stick with a guy or not is based almost completely on his unit, how he uses it and how good it fits in all areas including my mouth. If someone could meet those requirements AND make me laugh, hell, I would be a happy camper. Good luck. Oh yeah, and even if you got yourself a covered wagon down there....I'm sure she hasn't come across too many like that. So maybe she'd be scared off a lil, but nothin wrong with a covered wagon. Dick is dick and I like dick. ---Hold out on the cunt lapping...until she gives in--- |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2004 12:47pm - korpse-l- ""] this is what you do... tell her you want to play a game. tell her in this game "you can't use your hands", lay her flat on her back kind of in a jesus christ pose tell her to close her eyes, and in a split second, hop up on her and put your knees on her arms so she can't break free and do your thing. it always works. :ralphie: |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2004 12:50pm - korpse-l- ""] jesusfucker said:Christraper....I never would have guessed! I say give the girl a chance. She's still pretty young. If she won't do it now, I swear she'll grow into it, maybe. The only reason I can think of to NOT give a guy head is if he's not clean, and you appear clean so that's probably not the issue. The way I decide if I stick with a guy or not is based almost completely on his unit, how he uses it and how good it fits in all areas including my mouth. If someone could meet those requirements AND make me laugh, hell, I would be a happy camper. Good luck. Oh yeah, and even if you got yourself a covered wagon down there....I'm sure she hasn't come across too many like that. So maybe she'd be scared off a lil, but nothin wrong with a covered wagon. Dick is dick and I like dick. ---Hold out on the cunt lapping...until she gives in--- wanna date? |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2004 12:56pm - MyDeadDoll ""] buy some tasty lube... there's this stuff that tastes like sourish candy.... it's YUM! that might make her be more open to the task... |
| __________________________________ [Nov 24,2004 1:02pm - ram_girl ""] Where the hell is Christraper?? I hope he didn't say something to her last night and she stabbed him or something!!! |